Judge — April 19, 1890 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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The camp was forty miles from a town or doctor, the snow three feet deep, and all they could do was to rub the man with whisky and put him in his bunk, While no bones were broken, it seemed certain that he was inter- nally injured, and that he could not live beyond a day or two, Business was driving and there were no men to spare, and after Peters had been rubbed down the boss “Now, Peters, you understand how it is; you'll bly ‘die.” Yes." Probably die within twenty-four hours.” Yes.” “And so, you see, anything extra will be a dead loss to me.” “*Tsee; but in case I die you'll have manners enough to knock the men off for haif a day, won't you? I also want a good square grave.” “But, Peters, we are rushed, and to do that will cost me fifty dollars’ worth of time.” * How much will you give me not to die ““T'll say thirty-five dollars—that is if you'll forego a funeral if you do d “That looks fair,” said Peters, after a litle thought, “and I'll do it. 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