Judge — April 12, 1890 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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All Trains Arriving at and Departing from GRAND CENTRAL STATION, Fourth Avenue and 42d, Street, New York, xr OURDE FITS: T do not mean merely to stop them for a time and theo pin, ean a radical care 1 have made the dieu FITS, EPILEPSY or FALLING SICKNESS « lifelong stedy. I war: 10 care the woret cases. Because others have failed ix 20 ‘eentving scare. Send at once for a treatise and a Free ile remedy. ive express ad oa Often M. G., 183 Pearl Street, New Yorks “WHAT DO YOU KNOW? You who imagine you are so wise Will please stand up in a row, And I'll give you a little exercise To learn how much you know. No doubt you'll all be very glad Our presidents to name, Or to tell the number we have had, Or the states from which they came, And next please answer without delay— For this is an easy one— How many states have we to-day From Maine to Oregon? And this is so simple it may amuse And even make you laugh— How many letters do you use In writing your autograph? *Twould almost seem beyond belief If one of you should ‘say You do not know how many teeth You still retain to-day. You're now dismissed, but ere you go Here's a memory gem for you: “It sometimes happens we do not know ‘As much as we think we do.” —Chicago Herat. TARDY WIT. A bright little man sat bemoaning the fate Of the wit that is tardy and sparkles too late: Of the keen repartee that is strictly one’s own, But comes into view when occasion has flown. Oh! the idea, apposite, bright and sublime, ‘That travels like stage-coaches, never on time ; So sluggish in movement, so slow in the race ‘That a new topic renders it quite out of place. So the bright little man with a serious look Remarked to himself as he opened his book, “Of regrets that annoy a humorist’s head, ‘The saddest is this Tt might have been said " —J. A. 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People who in- vent heraldic crests and mottoes, says the New York Tribune, are finding plenty to’ do nowadays, The other day a man who “recently made a stake” in a western mine called at one of their establishments and said: ‘The girls want some sort of a motter or crest, as they call it, to put on their letter-paper. I think it's all doggoned’ foolishness, but's long as they want it, they must have it, So I'want you to fix up one o' yer most expensive crests, like what them English dooks and counts have, and send the bill tome. What mot- ter? Well, I don't care much. ‘I ain't pretty, but I get there all the same,’ would suit me all right. Just throw it into Latin or Greek, and twine it around the crest.” ‘A ttle accident which has occurred millions of times, and which happens now and then in every ouse. 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