Judge — April 5, 1890 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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Apply Balm into each nostril ELY BROS., 36 Warren St. EARL & WILSON'S - LINEN * COLLARS & CUFFS | BEST IN THE WORLD EASIAL. tare BLEMISHES Scart, “Hiuegey, Powder Marka, ‘Bieaching, Facial Deveispinent, ets, Send’ 10cm et /Aeb-race bok cx il ila tmperetons aad thelr i For improved and economic cookery use Liebig COMPANY'S EXTRACT OF MEAT cef Tea, Soups, Made Dishes, Sauces (Game, Fish, Apsic or Meat Jelly, Keeps for any length of lis cheaper and of finer flavor than any other for &e.), time! Genuine only with J. von Liebig’s signature as above, in blue, One pound of Extract of Heef equal t0 forty pounds of lean beet Holts Pria-Metal Cire OL “THE RAREST DAINTY, Sold by all best Grocers and Druggists. Imported by F. A. REICHARD, Charles W. Nolen, Wholesale Agest, 118 Chestest St, Priladeiphia, A BAD MISDEAL. ‘The weather man pulled the snow-rope Wednesday and, as everybody knows, the feathery flakes came down in clouds. ‘It was a very nasty day outside, and as a consequence a couple of printers from one of the big morning papers went forth to smear the town with red paint. ‘The printer is peculiar in his predilections. On holidays he prefers to work, because, as he says, ‘any common plug can loaf on a holiday.” Following out the same policy, he always picks out an especially dis agreeable day for his hilarious exploits, Thus the two printers referred to put on subs and went forth into the city. They drifted from place to place for several hours until they had become very joyous within and very much bedraggled without, and all at once it occurred to one of them that he must take the other home. He would have appeared to better advantage being taken home than in piloting somebody else to his abode, but that made no difference. He had had an inspiration and he proposed to clinch it and take his poor unfortunate com- panion home. They started west on Madison street, and at the corner of Clark collided with two other simi- larly conditioned persons, ‘The four men went down on the slippery, snow-covered pavement in a heap, and when they had disentangled themselves the self-const tuted guardian and home pilot grabbed ‘his chum and lugged him off north through the blinding snow. They trudged wearisomely across the bridge, the guardian now and then assuring his friend that he would take care of him, and to have no fear, as maudlin persons are inclined to do. The other man was strangely silent and unre- sponsive. At last they reached a cross-street and the guide turned and steered his companion to the steps of in house. ‘Then the silent man spoke. iszaint right.” he said, after a long leer at the surroundings," ‘Thiszaint State ist ?* ‘The guide turned his charge to the light of a street lamp and looked gravely and searchingly into his face. ‘Then he shook his head sadly and drifted away, muttering imprecations on his own head. He had got'the wrong man when he arose from the downfall at the corner of | Clark and Madison streets.—Chicago Mail, ] << It is said that a rather pompous minister once met P. ‘T. Barnum, the circus manager, and said to him, “Mr. Barnum, you and I have met before on the te perance platform, and I hope we shall meet in heav “We shall,” replied Barnum, confidently, "if you're ‘He had come to spend the evening and she had re- i ‘The parlors were occupied. 1¢ Old settler's association was holding a meeting opening the library door, ‘I'm sorry to disturb yez, but they're a-wantin’ more chairs. I'll have to take all yez can he face of the fair young girl grew radiant with the glow of generous self-sacrifice.‘ Alfred,” she whispered resolutely, " those old people must not stand.” «. Nora, you may take everything except this rock- ing-chair.” “‘Ilere’s yer nice hot lunches, Fri’ chicken 'n’ bis- kets, fresh an’ hot !" cried the well-known darkey lunch- vender, as the train stopped at Salt Springs. ‘Is the chicken tender?” queried a portly gentleman as he poked his head out at the window. **Vassah. Young ‘'n’ tender an’ des es sweet an’ fat.” “Where do you get your chickens?” ‘See here, boss; wha you fum?* ked the old darkey, staring hard at the stranger. T'm from Michigai Vought you wuz st i ins.” ‘Why did you think so?” boss, er wiite gen'leman w'at ben borned down sout here nuver axes er cullud pusson wey dey git dey chick- ."—Aanta Constitution, cd = GREATEST INVENTION wv ~ AGI SRY 5 fwiuy oui HA HANS CANS FORO Rio put uP ONEP YR UN PR CAP a, STEPHEN F. WHITMAN & SON, i- Inventors ano Sove Mawes. -i- PHILADELPHIA.-- co 2 iEws Ric send by mail a trial or- 22 ¥ Tbs. on receipt of aco. Name Foe mere tas Greatest inducement ever offered. Now's Sour time to getup onder for our celebrat- Xo Teas and Coffees, and secure a beau. siful Gold Band of Moss Rose China Tea Set, Dinner Set, Gold } Hand Sous Hone Tosit Set Watch Brass Lamp, or Websters Dictionary. 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