Judge — March 29, 1890 — page 7: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE 399 OUR GIRLS. A CULINARY RrIC. SHE'S great at frying terrapin. ‘A canyas-back delights her. When served in pie with dainty crust, Her conscience seldom fights her. ‘The roelet shad she serves in balls, Iced fruit she’s simply lost on; You think she lives in Baltimore? She don’t. She hails from Boston, This one can stew a mackerel Or bake a beef-steak finely ; ‘The fatty porgy dressed with cream Comes from her hands divinely. You'd swear the bean she deftly broils Came straight from old mount Kisco ; You're off the scent, my trusting friend, The girl resides in ‘Frisco. Another makes a tarpon hash With rind of watermelon, While alligator fricassee Her fancy likes to dwell on. Her sprouts of sugar-cane in lard, Drowned in a sauce of Bourbon, Would make you think her Tampa-bred ; She's right at home in Auburn, OME GIRLS in Poughkeepsie unite in giving their ideal of a man. There is evidently a belief in Pough- keepsie that a new kind of man is not beyond the possi- bilities; but when he comes where will he find a woman to match him? eae ATE is so busy in attending to its own dig- and the house to its own partisan differences, that the people are in some danger of being forgotten; but then the people shall have their litle monuments and their graves shall be kept green. see A POSTMASTER was dead, and before his funeral his successor was appointed. “You rather got ahead of GP RERE. IS no naval provision that a commander may kill his crew, but there is no provision against it. ‘There is a provision that a commander may hang men for mutiny, and the commander may say that a man is guilty of mutiny if he resists an effort by his superior to take his life. Evidently some provision is necessary for the pro- tection of poor Jack against the meanest kind of tyranny that this world knows. MACHINE MEN. A GERMAN PAPER objects to less hours of work for workingmen because the men give their extra idleness up to drinking and dis- cussing affairs above their comprehension. There is a great deal in that. Arguing from the proposition, it is easy to see that all Germans who work should be made to do it at least fifteen hours a day, instead of the twelve that have been customary and the ten that now make a day's work in the imperial arsenal. That would give them the time necessary to eat and sleep, and that is all that is necessary to good German citizenship. The workers know enough to pay their taxes, and what more is necessary to the good of the country? The great need of Germany and of the world is men who will not think, and it is amazing that the Almighty should have failed in frequent instances to produce that kind of individual. AN UNEXPECTED REWARD. me,” said a friend of the deceased to a friend of his official Porter—"‘D' gonnleman in suction fohteen requesses dat yo’ tek dis yer wiv he's successor, with a sad smile, “You did the business previ- compliments." 0 ig By? Sale er Nor ene et baste ith Teh ous to the obsequies, I had intended to arrange it at the SE ILNS pine, cose ockhin SE Te oe cin eorairtht yy feller’ ahead of me. This was prob'ly meant fer him; but I reck’n J'Il let it go with th’ grave. bunk now. THE WHINE OF THE UNSATISFIED. THE MUGWUMP PR is filled with opposition to Harrison. All its quotation as well as its political criticism is against Harrison. Yet it is not recognized by the Democratic party, and its chief claim is that it is op- posed to the Democratic party as much as it is to Harri- son. It is for Cleveland because he is “better than his party,” and opposed to the Republican party because it is not for Cleveland. It is for one man against both the parties, at the same time that it admits that the one man can be nominated and elected solely through a party nomi- nation and a party vote. Politics may have had some- thing more absurd than this, but it must have died before anybody began to remember it. GIVE AS A PRIVILEGE. ‘sO MAN,” says Andrew Camegic, “is to be praised for leaving to the world what he cannot take away with him." Mr. Carnegie believes in that active philan- thropy which superintends the management of gifts, and thinks that generosity in wills is wrenched from the dying for the reason that they can no longer keep their munifi- cence to themselves. That is right good sense and good fact; and it is the more impressive at this part of the year because there has been so far but one resurrection, and no man knows of a certainty that of the millions of million- A WARNING THAT WAS AMPLE. aires who have died and a single one has had the power, on —"* For pity’s sake lie still, children! Here comes the man who's wearing ¢¥eM if he wanted it, to reach back and control the value that once was his, comicbooks.com