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This page is primarily **advertising**, not political satire. It's from Judge magazine (page 391) and consists almost entirely of commercial advertisements for patent medicines, hotels, railroads, and consumer goods popular in the late 19th/early 20th century. The few brief **humorous items** scattered among ads are short jokes about marriage, tramps, doctors, and church choirs—typical light humor of the era. These include puns (a woman's affection for "rib-bons" playing on the Adam's rib creation story) and observations about domestic life. No political figures or events appear to be referenced. The page reflects Judge's business model: entertainment magazine funded by advertising revenue, with advertisements often occupying more space than editorial content.

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JUDGE SORE THROAT. The highest medical authorities of the World prescribe and recommend the SODEN MINEHAL PASTILLES, for Dis- eases of the Throat, Chest and Lunes, and also for Consumption. * Thave used the Soden Mineral Pastilles and found them a most excellent remedy, which has always proved, successful in my hands. "I can honestly recommend thelr use.” Respectfully, SAMUEL S. MORSE, Professor of New York College. Da, Betcune Hyos, Asst. Med. Examiner in New York for the National and Union Mutual Life Ins. Co., used the Soden Mineral Pastilles with a patient suffering {rom an old trouble. some cough, with very satisfactory results At all druggists at as and so cents a box. PAMPHLETS GRATIS ON APPLIOATION. Soden Mineral Springs Co, Limited. 15 CEDAR STREET, NEW YORK. Crosse & Blackwell FRESH FRUIT JAMS, Mate from English Fresh Fruits AND REFINED SUGAR, Are Sold by all Grocers IN THE UNITED STATES, West Shore Railroad N.Y. C, @ H. RR. R. CO., LEXSEE. VIA WEST SHORE OF WORLD-FAMED HUDSON RIVER. POPULAR ROUTE FOR BUSINESS AND PLEASURE TRAVEL. Magnificent Sleping Cars Without Change. New York and Boston to Buffalo, Toronto, Detroit, Toledo, Chicago and St. Lou! Seeping Cars New York to Toronto Exclusively by this Route Tickets via West Shore on sale at all ticket offices in the United States and Canada. Ask for tickets via West Shore and see that they read via this route. LEADING HOTELS. W YORK CITY. BREVOORT HOUSE, irrn AVENCE (near Washington square) NEW YORK. ©. B. Lissey, - = __ Proprietor. HOTEL GLENHAM, WITH AVEXUE (between 2ist_ and 2d streets) NEW YORK. N. B. Banny, Proprietor. Puopean Flan. GILSEY HOUSE, Corner Broadway and 29th Street, New York. H, BRESLIN & BRO., Proprietors, NION HOTEL, kooms$ia.dapandupeans. Begiage to snd ms $a. day and upwards. an from Grand Central Depot, free. : European Plan _ ALBANY y. KEELER'S HOTEL, Band 2 Maer ase, Aupany, N, ¥. Said George to his wife when the minister stated That woman was out of a rib created, Perhaps with the fact this may have some connection ‘That women for rib-bons have such an affection, —Boston Courier. First tramp —"' Reckon the chap that owns this wood-pile will warble a leetle when he comes along in the morning and finds out how it's shrunk.” Second tramp —"* Right you are, pard, an’ it'll be ‘the lost cord,' like enough."— Yonkers Gazette, Dr. Cockshure—"* My good sir, what you want is thorough alteration of climate. ‘The only thing to cure you is a long sea-voyage.” Patient—*" That's rather inconvenient. You see, I’m only just home from a sea- voyage around the world.”"—London Punch, A church choir in a neighboring town a few Sundays ago were singing ‘*A charge to keep I have” to the music of the Prima Donna waltz.” A lady, observing that a stranger in her pew had no hymn-book, politel handed him one.‘ Thanks,” said the gentleman wit great suavity, ‘I seldom use a libretto !"—Aoston Sat. urday Evening Gazette, Does a woman ever go to bed? The last the man of the house hears of her at night she is putting the cat out; if he wakes up in the night he finds that she is trotting around to sce if the children are asleep, and when he wakes up in the morning he finds her up before him, Does a woman ever go to bed, or does a woman ever stay in bed after she gets there ?—A tchison Globe. CONSUMPTION SURELY CURED. To THE EDITOR—Please inform your readers that I have a positive remedy for the above-named disease. By its timely use thousands of hopeless cases have been permanently cured. I shall be glad to send two bottles of my remedy free to any of your readers who have con- sumption, if they will send me their express and post- office address. Respectfully, T. A. Stocum, M. C., 181 Pearl Street, New York. Sometimes it isn't best to tell fairy tales to little folks, as the following, told by the New Vork Scottish- American, shows: * Georgie, Georgie, mind—your hat will be blown off if you lean so far out of the carriage !" Paterfamilias (quickly snatching the hat from the head of the refractory youngster and hiding it behind his back) —"' There, now the hat has gone!" Georgie set upa howl. After a while his father remarks, "* Come, be quiet ; if I whistle your hat will come back again!" Whistles’ and replaces hat on boy's head. ‘There, i back again, you see!” While the parents are engaged in conversation Georgie throws his hat out of the win- dow and cries, ‘* Pa, whistle again !” sat GREATEST INVENTION or Wery gOTHE AGE.“ Pave tT, FAMILY soULo HAVEN Cans. Doar at NEP ROP STEPHEN F. WHITMAN & SON st luvewTors Ano SOLE MAN'S. ~i- PHILADELPHIA.-~- GOOD NEWS fei To LADIES, <=! earmer: Ger of 3% Ibs. on receipt of $200 Name Beifad & tet you are accustomed to using. Greatest inducement ever offered. Now's Your time to get up orders for ourcelebrat- 2i"Teas and Coffees, and secure a beau. tifal Gold Band or Moss Rose China Tea Set, Dinner Set, Gold Hand Moss Rose Tonlet Set. Watch, Brass Lamp, or Webster's jetionary, For full particulars address Diction ge GREAT AMERICAN TEA CO., P, 0, Box 289. grand 33 Vesey Street, New Yo KN Ox’s WORLD RENOWNED ABSOLUTELY PERFECT. Retail stores, 212 Broadway. corner Fulton st.; 194 Sth ave under Fifth Avenue Hotel; 40 Fulton st., Brooidyn, and 191 & 193 State st., Chicago. Agents for the ale of these high ciass Hats cai be found in every city in the United States. Sbenoh, 4 }O Constable AS Co. COTTON GOO DS “D. & J. ANDERSON'S” CELEBRATED SCOTCH ZEPHYRS. Plaid, Stripe, Gheck and Bordered Effects. Unrivalled for Durability and Wear. “FREBES KOECHLIN'S” PRINTED SATHEDNS. Broadovay ee) 19th st. NEW YORK HAPPINESS ASSURED. Dr. Williams’ Indian Pile Ointment will cure blind, bleeding, and itching piles when all other ointments have failed. It absorbs the tumors, allays the itching at once, acts as a poultice, gives instant relief. Dr. | Williams’ Indian Pile Ointment is prepared only for les and itching of the private parts, and nothing else. Every box is warranted.” Sold by druggists, or sent by mail on receipt of price, soc. and $1.00 per bo: Witias M'r'G Co., Prop’s, Cleveland, 0, Ely’s Cream Balm is worth 81000 to any MAN, WOMAN OR CHILD suffering from CATARRH. Apply Balm into each nostril. ELY BROS., 36 Warren St., New York. EARL & WILSON'S LINEN COLL Wolfe's Schiedam Aromatic Schnapps fs the best stimulant in the preparation of beverages, and by itself. Sold by all grocers and druggists. LIEBIG Company's EXTRACT OF MEAT. For improved and eco- nomic cookery. Use it for Soups, Sauces, Made Dishes. (Game, Fish, etc.) Aspic or Meat Jelly. Keeps perfectly ia all climates for any length of time, and is cheaper and lof finer flavor than any lother stock. One pound equal to forty pounds of lean beef lof the value of about $7.50. Genuine only with Justus yon Liebig’s signature as shown. Motte’ Prizo-Modal Olive. OiL | THE PERFECTION OF EXCELLENCE. ‘THE STANDARD OF PURITY, THE GREATEST DELICACY. THE RAREST DAINTY. Sold by all best Grocers and Druggists. Imported by F. A. REICHARD, Charles W. Nolen, Wholesale Ageat, 118 Chestnut St, Philadelphia, comicbooks.com