Judge — March 15, 1890 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE On an open-face watch we cannot rely, If it’s put bottom up in a jeweler’s case ; You think I'm mistaken, you cannot see why? Well, don’t trust a watch that will lie on its face Jewelers’ Weekly, From actual test, the merit of Greenway's India pale ale and double stout exceeds in our estimation a number of the imported brands, and dealers in these goods will find jt to their benefit to furnish their customers with the goods bearing the Greenway trade-mark, ‘ou will notice,” said the manager of the company, as he stepped in front of the curtain, ‘“*that the pro- gramme says that seven years are supposed to elapse between the second and third acts, In this case there will be no supposition about it. ‘The sheriff of this county has just taken possession of the stage, and I | think that it will be about seven years before we can get GRATEFUL—COMFORTING. EPPS’'S COCOA BREAKFAST. * Ry a thorough knowledge of the natural laws which govern the operations of digestion and nutrition, and by'a careful ap- ication ofthe fine properties of wellselccted Cocoa, Mr. Epps provided our breakiast tables with a delicately favored beverage which may save us many heavy doctor's bills. Teis by the fudicious use of such articles of dt that a constitution may be gradually built ‘up until strong enough to resist every Tendency to disease, Hundreds of subtie maladies are floating Sround ts ready toattack wherever there isa weak point. We ay cacape maya fatal shaft by keeping ouracives wel fort fed with pure ‘blood and & properly nourished {ramec—" Cre retce Caste. Sade simply with boiling water or milk, Sold only in half pound tins, by Grocers, labelled thus: JAMES EPPS & Co., Homeopathic Chemist, London, England, JT IS ECONOMY to do a thing well in the first place and avoid having todo it over, therefore plaster your house with ‘RUCTIBLE IT SAVES REPAIRIN For circulars and full information address AdamantMfgCo | SYRACUSE, N or Bexwerr Benin, ‘New York City. Meotion this paper. Established 1865. WILLIAM ROEMER, trunks and Traveling Bas, No. 82 Fifth Avenue, Corner 1fth Street, NEW YORK. Established Wor. | Bent & Co's celebrated hand-made water crackers. Guaranteed absolutely pure. Hand-made from choicest flour, They are gestion. Recom- y eminent physi- both sides the Atian- Gct only the genuine, car the stamp of rs, For more than = four-score years the Crack- ers have been unequaled for their ‘excellence and their superior keeping qual They first-class grocers everywhere ZX “he audience is now dismissed re. the matter settled. Drake's: Mag “*No, sir,” said the new senator from Maine as he sat down in the new restaurant ; “*I don't like all this fancy business, with your Il-of-fare and i ger waiters in dress suits standin” ‘round. T mind ‘em at all, but a man can't get a decent meal in a place like this, with all these fancy fixin’s; that's what I object to. What I want, sir, is a good sub- stantial meal, and I intend to get it. Here, waiter, bring me a piece o' custard pie an’ a cup o' coffee !"— Harvard Lampoon, A little accident which has occurred millions of times, and. ‘which happens now and then In every house. THE ANTI-KUM-OFF ‘WOIDOW SHADE FASTENERS Prevent all such accidents, GOLD MEDAL, PARIB, 1878. W. BAKER & C0.’S Breakfast Cocoa erga oka No Chemicals ‘are used In Sts preparation. It hes more a three times the strength of Coven, ed with Starch, Arrowroot of Sugar, 1d Is therefore far more economical, costing Leas than one cent a cup. It We Uciiclous, nourishing, treegteuing, EA LY DIGESTED, and admirably edapted ‘as persons In health. Sold by Grocers everywhere. W. BAKER & CO., Dorchester, Mass 4 CAW'S “Dashaway” PEN, ADOUBLE-FEED |"™* FOUNTAIN PEN That Never Fails, “= Pens, CAW’S “STYLOGRAPHIC” PEN. Simplest, Cheapest, and Best. A Perfect Sub- stitute for Pen, Pencil, and Ink-stand, Enquire of any Stationer, or send for particulars to CAW’'S INK & PEN COMPANY, 157 BROADWAY, NEW YORK. CAW'S Black Fluid INK, WRITES BLACK, STAYS BLACK. Does Not Corrode WARK Ask your dealer UR rene bs pure ticle from the West Indies. Ella Wheeler reatly needed.” Specimen free. USE MICHELSEN’S BAY RUM. SOLD EVERYWHERE. Awarded nine medals at lead- ling expositions. The last at the Universal Expo sitio, Parls/'B9, COLLEGE AND SCHOOL, Utica, N. Y. Wilcox says of it: “A magazine long and Trial order: 6 montrs, 25 cents. Order them on ail new shades. They only cost a trifle FOR SALE BY ALL DEALERS. ‘Tur Parensow Noverty Manvvactvnixa Company, Bole Manufacturers, Paterson, N, J. ASTHMA CURED FREE. SAMPLE bottle of BRONCHOLIN will be ‘sent free on application to D. H. Foxpa Daca. '0., State St., Albany, N.Y. Broncholine cures aithma and hay-fever. Ask yout druggist for it. Large bottles sent to any address for $1, oF six for $5. Send for /ree sample bottle and testimonials. McGinty mest princ yoacnesee cuts. You can have more tu id for a quick-selling it takes the whole rybody buys them. Sample by Vdozen, $1; 1 gross ‘CO., Providence, BR. L. mail, Ibe. by express, $10. HOWAnD THICI “The Angelus.” A copy of this great painting, in size and colors, is sent to all new yearly subscribers to JupGE. by the famous Boussod, Valadon & Co.'s The reproduction was made proces Subscription price, $5 per year, core sts oem | PRICE. 10 CENTS. | oon JUDGE PUBLISHING Go., ote tng RPT At a tw ‘The above is the new form of Judge's Library which is now published monthly instead of quarterly and is sold oa news | stands, railroads and steamships everywhere. TO ADVERTISERS. end for the result of a trial test of this medium. We confi- hat for the low price asked it is the best advertis. Rates on 0 stave. ing medium extant, use bread-crambs when you can buy Bent & Co.'s Cracker Meal, comicbooks.com