Judge — March 8, 1890 — page 2: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE PUBLISHED ONCE A WEEK. Publish Art De Baiter TERMS TO SUBSCRIBERS. UNITED STATES AND CANADA, IN ADVANCE, One copy, one year, or sa numbers - $5.00 One copy, six months, or 26 numbers - "2.50 One copy, for 13 week: 1235 Including the Cmstwas Jupce. FOREIGN SUBSCRIPTIONS—To alt for ‘ign countries in the postal union, $6 a years THE JUDGE PUBLISHING Company (JupGr BurLninc), Cor. Fifth Ave. and 16th St, New York. FM We guarantee advertisers a larger circulation at cheaper rates than any other American satirical paper publish 11 for sale at Brentano's, 17 Avenue de POpera, Paris, and at Brentane's, FLORIDA sends many persons north this winter to keep them from freezing to death. THIS IS NOT a good time for skating, but perhaps it will be as well to let M. Foraker slide, THE NAPOLEONS are too numerous. Hester street has a young Napoleon of burglary, and in Harlem there is a young Napoleon of sneaks, We ought to have a young Napoleon of justice. SILCOTT, defaulter, says he isn’t as guilty as some others. We have our suspicions that he is a pain- fully honest man, but if that is the case why doesn’t he tell who the guilty others are? eee THE Russian government denies the recent stories of outrages in Siberia; ‘and we must admit that the suf- ferers, as interested parties, are not competent witnesses, some of them even being dead. eee THE RUMOR that Bis- marck and the kaiser have quarreled over the question of labor suggests an amount of knowledge on the part of the latter which is as surprising as the prince thinks injudicious. after thot !"” Mi ‘Il not. kem McGinty. cee MILLIONAIRE SNELL of Chicago had such an eccentric family that perhaps he was glad to but, though the man Tascott was apparently a myth, he certainly never took his own life. HEN we read that the roof of the grand opera-house at “Phila~ delphia has fallen in with a hundred and twenty-five ton crash we look upon the “new” capitol at Albany with much complacency. ‘4 CAN lick any two Republicans!” exclaimed a Democrat in the Ohio assembly the other day. It.was a modest claim. The xentleman’s friends down south used to think that any one of them could lick five northerners. THE TREASURER of the city of Rochester served two terms and was elected to a third, and now his accounts are found to be about a hundred thousand dollars short. That is c in practice; and is there anybody who can’t recall the same kind? reform a dozen cases of GIVE THEM A REST. rr IS THOUGHT by the ‘A that the editors of the Evening Post could run the New York board of education infinitely better than it is run now, Certainly—of course. But the editors of the THE SPREAD OF THE INFLICTION. O'HALLORAN McGinty (stepping back into bed)—"* Yex can pitrify yure loongs yellin’ Will yez tind th’ child?” ‘Oi no sooner pit me fut on th’ flure than he sings out ‘Up Evening Post have all the rest of the world on their hands, and ac» cordingly haven't the necessary time. Then again, when they com- mand the time they will be wanted in heaven to manage the celestial mansions, HURRAH FOR CHICAGO! [7 HAVING been decided not to postpone the national election in behalf of the world’s fair, or the fair in behalf of the election, the temptation to run the two in partnership is best removed by having the fair in Chicago, It is a disappointment to New York. We believe it is unfortunate for the fair. This city was willing and anxious to contribute far more than the amount that can possibly be raised by Chicago. But the decision was rendered after a vigorous and an honorable contest; and now, of course, every New-Yorker will contribute to the success of the event as cheerfully as would Chicago if New York had won. NAPOLEONS OF FINANCE. OME MEN proposed to make a large fortune by buying banks. Their idea was to use the securities of the banks and the funds of the depositors to pay the cost of the purchase, it so happening that they had no funds of their own. The chief bank-seller realized a very large sum on the chief sale, and apparently had it in his frugal mind to let the depositors take care of themselves; but he has since found it safer to resume his original li ics, at the cost of at least half his profits and therefore some- thing of a sacrifice. Some of the bank-buyers are threatened with state-prison, and if they don't go there Mr. Frederick Ward and several other distinguished financiers will be lonesomer than they ought to be. There is a little principle in banking which assumes that depositors have rights. Now that the opportunity is pre- sented, is it likely to be vin- dicated ? OUR TOO FEEBLE SCIENCE. M, PASTEUR is likely to * die of paralysis. Dur- ing his investigations as to hydrophobia he neglected to invent the elixir which would preserve him and thereby keep alive the rest of man- kind. It was an oversight which cannot be too much regretted, and nobody will forgive him this side of the grave. It is so strange that scientific men should give themselves up to the details of life-saving when the grand result of perpetual existence ought to occupy their investigating minds. Some science has recently turned it- self to the great duty of making old men young, but the grand misfort- une still presents itself that natural death comes in every instance at the time when men think they have just learned how to live. NEW YORK IN ’92. MASY PAPERS are declaring that Hill beat Cleveland in ‘88 Democratic papers say it over and over again, and the with epigrammatic force that Hill sold a presidency for a governor- However that may be, New York is lost to the Democratic party ay ship. in ‘92 if either is nominated, ‘There is a great deal of Democratic si- lence just now, but when the Hill-Cleveland fight begins it will be as open and as bitter as anything in the history of the Republican stal- warts and half-breeds. It will probably give the Democratic nomi- nation to some western state; or it may be that Henry Watterson is right in saying that Leon Abbett stands a fair chance for the sacrifice. But the Cleveland men and the Hill men of this state are very much in earnest, and with an outsider to work for they will not feel like working at all. So that in ‘92, with Cleveland or Hill or with neither, New York will be as safe for the Republican candidate as if he had already been elected. comicbooks.co