Judge — January 18, 1890 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE 247 INFLUENZA IS VERY CONTAGIOUS TO PEOPLE SUFFERING FROM IRRITATION OF THE THROAT. BY USING THE CELEBRATED SODEN MINERAL PAS- TILLES, THIS UNFAILING REMEDY FOR SORE THROAT, COUGH: CATARRH, AND HOARSENESS, YOU CAN PROTECT YOURSELVES AGAINST THIS DREADED DISEASE. EVERYBODY SHOULD KEEP A BOX OF SODEN MINERAL PASTILLES IN THE HOUSE, SOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS AT 2%c. AND 0c. A BOX, Pamphlets sent gratis on application by the SODEN MINERAL SPRINGS CO., Limited. 15 CEDAR ST., NEW YORK. Crosse & Blackwell's, FRESH FRUIT JAMS, Made from English Fresh Fruits AND REFINED SUCAR, Are Sold by all Grocers IN THE UNITED STATES, West Shore Railroad N.Y. C. aH. I. It, B. CO., LESSEE. VIA WEST SHORE OF WORLD-FAMED HUDSON RIVER. POPULAR ROUTE FOR BUSINESS AND PLEASURE TRAVEL. Magnificent Sleping Cars Without Change. New York und Boston to Buffalo, Toronto, Detroit, Toledo, Chicago and St. Louls. Sleping Cars New York to Toronto Exclusively by this Route Tickets via West Shore on sale at all ticket offices in the United States and Canada. Ask for tickets via West Shore and see that they read via this route. LEADING HOTELS. NEW YORK CITY. BREVOORT HOUSE, vier AVENUE (near Washington NEW YORK HOTEL GLENHAM, MIFTE AVEXUE (between 2ist and 2d streets) xEW YORK. N. B, Barry, Proprietor. ae Plan. GILSEY HOUSE, Corner Broadway and 2th Btreet, New York. J. H. BRESLIN & BRO., Proprietors. GRAND UNION HOTEL, Orvosire Gnaxp Cextrat, Dior, 42 St., Rooms $1 a day and upwards. toand from Grand Central Depot, free. European Plan. __ALBANY, N.Y. KEELER'S HOTEL, 3 and 2 Marwex Tax, Aupany, N. Y. UTICA, N.Y. ST, JAMES HOTEL, Unica, New York. SMITH & PATTEN, Proprietors, Never use any but Bent & Co.'s Celebrated Hand- made Crackers. A WIDOW IN TRAINING, ‘There was a combination of wholesale and retail busi- ness in her eye as she entered the office of a Harlem street dentist and inquired : “Can you pull six teeth for me right away?” * Have you come prepared ?” he asked, in reply. “Why, I'm here, ain't 1?" * But do you wish to take laughing-gas or ether?" No, sir; I'll sit on the chair and you clinch on and me Very well, ma'am.” She removed her bonnet, took her place in the chair, and he pulled six front teeth without bringing a groan. “How soon can I get a plate?” she inquired as she got out of the chair. “Tn about six weeks, ma'am—a permanent plate. “All right, go ahead. Is there a corn-doctor nea “One or two blocks down.” “T want seven corns and five warts taken off. Good shoemaker handy?” “Next door, ma'am.” “Ttoe in, ‘I want a to toe out for a whil “One block down, “T want to get these freckles off, Six teeth, fifty cents each—three dollars. Here's your change.” “Ma'am, excuse me if I ask you if you are meditat- ing a trip to Europe?” *'No, sir; I'm a widow from Indiana. Live five miles above.’ Struck a man who wants to be my second husband, and we are to be married in two months. I'm going into training, you see. Good-day,"—Exchange. air of shoes made to force me Drug store down the street 7” A WINNING, WAYWARD WOMAN, A WINNING, Waywarp Woman, By Flora Adams Darling. "Judge publishing company, New York. A charming widow, only twenty years of age, but yet past her grieving time, starts homeward from Ash Wednesday service and determines to work for the poor during Lent, when a respectable looking woman falls on the sidewalk. ‘The unfortunate is carried to the wid- cow's home in the carriage of a gentleman whom neither has seen before. The widow's family physician, who s also her uncle, pronounces the woman a fraud," The idow, who has the all divining intuition peculiar to twenty years, denies this, gets the invalid’s story and recorde ‘This story will compel many readers to agree with the doctor. A handsome woman, who seems to have had no fondness for her own sex, but appears unable to become acquainted with any man—except her ‘own husband—young or old, good or bad, without fall- ing in love with him, and who seemed to know no other interest or amusement, is certainly not an admirable character, no matter how prettily her story may be told by herself.—New York Herald. HOW BROWNING LIKED IT, All the breath and the bloom of the year in the bag of ‘one bee ; : All the wonder and wealth of the mine in the heart of one gem ; In the core of one pearl all the shade and the shine of | the sea; Breath and bloom, shade and shine—wonder, wealth, and—how far above them— Truth that's brighter than gem, ‘Trust that’s purer than pearl— Brightest truth, purest trust in the universe, all—were for me In the kiss of one girl. A BUSINESS GRIP WITH VENEZUELA, Orrice or Wat, Scuwarzwagiper & Co.) 259 PEARL STREET, New York, Oct. 15, 1889. J Judge Publishing Company, New York. ‘Dean Sixs— We wish to volunteer a statement of the bene- ts we have received {rom advertising our desks in Jupce, as we believe it is not only due to you as publishers, but also'to the at army of advertisers who are looking for the best mediums fe have had larger returns from a small ad. in Juoce than any other newspaper we have ever used, and can trace business rectly to your paper from all parts of the world. Only a few days ago we received an order for the desk showa in our adver- Uisement from Venezuela, South America. ‘You will kindly send your advertising fer to our office to arrange for a new advertisement in your really valuable pa- per. Yours very truly, WM. SCHWARZWAELDER & CO. Voor people with too many naughty Loys in their families should send some of them to a nautical school. —New Orleans Picayune, In a Wheeling store where looking-glasses Were for- merly scattered around rather generously they have all been taken down. ‘* The reason,” said a floor-walker, “tis that the women would always get jammed up in crowds wherever there was a looking-glass, and we took them down until after the Christmas rush.” CIPHARTSHORN' suceRatltns . Beware of Imitations, NOTICE AUTOGRAPH LABEL OF. HE GENUINE GOLD MEDAL, PARIS, 1878. W. BAKER & C08 Breakfast Cocoa eerie gir No Chemicals fare used in its preparation. Tt has more an tres times the strength of Cocos dellelous, nourishing, strengthening, EA ‘SIL DidzstE, and admirably adapted for lnvalids us well as persons to health. Sold by Grocers everywhere. W. BAKER & CO., Dorchester, Mass. HAPPINESS ASSURED. Dr, Williams’ Indian Pile Ointment will cure blind, bleeding, and itching piles when all other ointments have failed. 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