Judge — January 11, 1890 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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INFLUENZA IS VERY CONTAGIOUS TO PEOPLE SUFFERIN' FROM IRRITATION OF THE THROAT. BY USING THE CELEBRATED SODEN MINERAL PAS- TILLES, THIS UNFAILING REMEDY THROAT, COUG R SORE, . CATARRH, AND HOAR! YOU CAN PROTECT YOURSELVES AGAINST THIS DREADED DISEASE. EVERYBODY SHOULD KEEP A BOX OF SODEN MINERAL PASTILLES IN THE HOUSE, SOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS AT 25c. AND Mc. A BOX. Pamphlets sent gratis on application by the SODEN MINERAL SPRINGS CO., Limited. Grosse & Blackwell's FRESH FRUIT JAMS, Made from English Fresh Fruits AND REFINED SUCAR, Are Sold by all Grocers IN THE UNITED STATES, West Shore Railroad N.Y. ¢, 4H. RR, BR. CO., LESSEE. VIA WEST SHORE OF WORLD-FAMED HUDSON RIVER. POPULAR ROUTE FOR BUSINESS AND PLEASURE TRAVEL. + Magnificent Sleeping Cars Without Change, New York and Boston to Buffalo, Toronto, Detroit, Toledo, Chicago and St. Louis, Sleeping Cars New York to Toronto Exclusively by this Route Tickets via West Shore on sale at all ticket offices in the United States and Canada, ‘Ask for tickets via West Shore and see that they read via this route. LEADING HOTELS. NEW YOR Tr BREVOORT HOUSE, WirTH AVENUE (near Washington square) NEW YORK. O.B. Lmoey, - Proprietor, HOTEL GLENHAM, WUrTH AVEXUE (between 2ist and 21 streets) NEW YORK. N. B. Barty, Proprietor. Euro GILSE EY HOUSE, Corner Broadway and 29th Street, New York. J. Il, BRESLIN & BRO., Proprietors, GRAND UNION HOTEL, Orrogrre Graxo Cenrrat Deror, 420 St., Jooms $1 aday and upwards. Bagiage to and from Grand Central Depot, free. European Plan. ALBA N.Y, ~ KEELER'S HOTEL, 2% and 3 Mares Tase, Avpany, N.Y. UTICA, N. ¥ ST, JAMES HOTEL, Utica, New York. SMITH & PATTEN, Proprietors. IN GLASS ORWOOD. FuLLY EQUALTO THE BEST IMPORTED: “FOR FAMILY OR =CLUB US “4 ~~ IN PARIS. The Café Molineau is where A dainty little minx Serves God and man as best she can By serving meats and drinks, Oh, such an air the creature has, ‘And such a pretty face, I took delight that autumn night In hanging round the place. I know but very little French (Lhave not long been here), But when she spoke her meaning broke Full sweetly on my ear. ‘Then, too, she seemed to understand Whatever I'd to say, ‘Though most I knew was ‘' oony poo,” “Bong zhoor,"* and "' see voo play.” ‘The female wit is always quick, ‘And of all womankind "Tis here in France that you, perchance, "The keenest wits shail find; And here you'll find that subtle gift— ‘That rare, distinctive touch— (Combined with grace of form and face) ‘That glads men overmuch. **Our girls at home,” I mused aloud, “Lack either that or this— ‘They don’t combine the arts divine, As does the Gallic miss. Far be it from me to malign Our belles across the sea, And yet I'll swear none can compare With this ideal She !" And then I praised her dainty foot In very awful French, And parleyvood in guileful mood Until the saucy wench ‘Tossed back her haughty auburn head ‘And froze me with disdain— “There are no flies on me,” said she, “For I come from Bangor, Maine.” Zugene Field, JAEGER SANITARY WOOLENS, The wonderful success of the sanitary woglens of the Jaeger system has naturally brought imitators in the field who cial for their underwear that it is all wool and "'as good as Jaeger’ A garment of this character was recently purchased by a repre- sentative of the Jaeger firm, who was assured that the article was ‘wool, warp and woof, or the money would be refunded, ete. (the usual lie). We witnessed a chemical test of the spurious goods and the real Jaeger article, and a piece of the latter, thrown into ‘4 solution of caustic soda, wholly disappeared in a few seconds, while the imitation left a patch of well-woven cotton net-work, about two-thirds of the original piece. The moral is that the Jaeger goods are the best, and the best is always the cheapest. Some houschold recipes come under .he head of cur- rant literature.— Yonkers Gazette, It's generally the man who doesn’t believe in heaven or the other place who wants the earth.—PAiladelphia Inquirer, How would it do to have Miss Caldwell whip Sullivan, and Prince Murat get knocked out by Peter Jackson, and thus be rid of two interminable ‘and colos- | sal nuisances.—Cincinnati Enquirer. A Troy plumber choked to death while cating his supper Sunday night. Undoubtedly he is ere this the recipient of the unalloyed sympathy of the parrot that tried to swallow its acuse Journal. An indiscriminating exchange says of a divorce suit, “Two young ladies are named as co-respondents.” It is such careless use of English that has lent a charm and sweetness to the simple word “ woman." — New Haven Palladium, john | HAPPINESS ASSURED. Dr. Williams’ Indian Pile Ointment will cure blind, bleeding, and itching piles when all other ointments have failed, It absorbs the tumors, allays the itching at once, acts as a poultice, gives instant relief. Dr. Williams’ Indian Pile Ointment is prepared only for piles and itching of the private parts, and nothing else. very box is warranted. Sold by druggists, or sent by mail on receipt of price, soc. and $1.00 per box. Winuiass M'r . Prop’s, Greveland, O. Ely's Cream Balm ts the beat remedy for children suffering rom, COLD IN HEAD CATARRH. Apply Balm into each ngstril. ELY BRGS,, 56 Warren St., New York. D. L. Dowo's HEALTH Exerciser. ‘TOR BRAIN-WOREERS & SEDENTARY Gentlemen, Ladies, Youths; the Athlete or Invalid. 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