Judge, 1889-11-23 · page 14 of 16
Judge — November 23, 1889 — page 14: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily a **collection of advertisements** rather than editorial cartoons. It represents typical late 19th-century magazine advertising. Notable content includes: - **Product ads** for crackers, corsets, mineral water, and remedies typical of the era - **"Autumn Quips"** section: short humorous verses about poets, a false rumor that the Prince of Wales has gout (causing fashionable "dudes" to pretend they do too out of embarrassment), and a silent scene ending a cat-and-gun mishap - **Modène hair removal ad**: Features a woman and promises to remove unwanted facial/body hair "safely" — reflecting period beauty standards and the era's dubious cosmetic remedies - **Shipman's Fountain Pen** marketed as a "Holiday Present" The satire is mild: the "Charley horse" joke mocks aristocratic affectation, and the silent-scene poem is gentle wordplay. The page captures advertising and light humor typical of Judge's commercial content circa 1890s.
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JUDGE Established Y8or. Bent & Co’s celebrated hand-made water crackers. Guaranteed absolutely pure. Hand-made from choicest flour. They are easy of digestion. Recom- mended by eminent physi- cians both sides the Atlan- tic. Get only the genuine, which bear the stamp of the makers. For more than four-score years the Crack- crs have been unequaled for their excellence and their superior keeping qualities. They are sold by first-class grocers everywhere, BENT & CO., Milton, Mass. TAT | Faultless in Shape, CAMARGO perfection in Finish, PARISIMADE: Highest in Quality. In ten models and a special shape for equestriennes. Short and Long Waisted, made of Gray and White French Coutil and Black Sateen. The sale of the above Corset has steadily increased since it was introduced by us two years ago, and it is pronounced the ost comfortable and best Biting Corset imported. It is made in Paris expressly to our order, and its sale in the United States IScontined exclusively to our fim, Mail orders receive prompt attention. Wisco} tases Cheol Sr Philadelphia ONEITA Is a most delicious, exhilarating, and sparkling NATURAL MINERAL WATER, with most Al. PROPE: stion and gives tone to the system, ONEITA SPRING COMPANY, UTICA, N.Y. J. M. BELL & CO., 31 Broadway, New York. AGp Tora euehe ERNIITON Sy woken fe, roms, aS Wateae Se Piso’s Remedy for Catarrh ts tho est, Hasieat to Use, and Cheapest Sold by dragstata of sent by mall. too. EDT. Haseltine, Warren, Pa | Nyt? D0 YOU SMOKE? DEAL @\ A woah TCG AHS: T fageriee oifored. 100 for $4.00. 50 tor $2.00. Pontpaid AvS.SWALM & CO. Eignth ang Lenigh Avo. HILADELPHIA, PAS AUTUMN QUIPS. THE MACHINE BARD, The poet sits up near the sun ‘And weaves fall verses by the hour. If you should ask him how ‘tis done He'll say, “* By autumn-attic power.”* —New York Sun, HUMILIATING, A false report comes o'er the sea, “The prince of Wales has gout,” And for a time the dudes did limp Most painfully about. THE INDESTRUCTIBLE” WALL PLASTER. No one who wishes to build economically y and well can afford to use anything else. Thousands of buildings plastered with wichin past thice years, "Great saving of 1¢ in completing building. For circulars and full btm address Now when the news was proven false ‘The dudes all felt remorse, And confidentially told their friends ‘They had the Charley horse. —Munsey's Weekly. SILENCE. INTENSE. ‘There's a big blunderbus at the window ; There's a cat on the back-yard fence ; ‘There's a shot; there's a squall, And a long caterwaul, And then—there is silence intense. — Washington Capital, URBANA WINE COMPANY, HAMMONDSPORT, N. Y. GOLD BERL CHAMPAGHES, EXTRA oY, SPECIAL DRY AND ute on SYRACUSE, N.Y. ese ey Mention thie paper. Pronounced by Connoisseurs the Best Natural Sparkling Wine produced in America. For Sale by all Leading Wine 30 Besies and Grocers. HAIR ON THE FACE, NECK, ARMS OR ANY PART OF THE PERSON EASILY, QUICKLY AND SAFELY REMOVED WITH = Lee AND THE GROWTH DESTROYED WITHOCT SLIGHTEST INJURY OR DISCOLORATION TO THE SKIN, eDiscarered by Accident 1a coarrent wane aN Youcai ryourietter a any $I, 00 REWARD. GENERAL AgE! TISERS WANTED, SEND STAMP FORT! Our THIS ADVERTISEMENT OUT AS IT MAY NOT APPEAR AGAIN, “ELOLIDAT PRESHEIwT.” SHIPMAN'S FOUNTAIN PEN. Children’s size, $2.00: ’ "a size, , , ! vote ate, 02.00; Latlen see, QO OMEN, GEE AEEO: and $8.00 once, ASA L. SHIPMAN?’S SONS, 10 Murray Street, New York. comicbooks.com