Judge — November 9, 1889 — page 16: what you’re looking at

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This evening just after dark as I was coming down the street to .the club, walking along thinking of nothing in particular, I was hit in the back by what seemed to be a locomotive and knocked sprawling into the ditch. It was muddy there and when I collected my scattered senses I was all covered with dirt and also very mad. T looked around to see what hit me, thinking that per- s in my abstraction I had walked on to a railroad somewhere, and found a young man and a safety bicycle on the walk all tangled up together. I was mad, as I said before, and without stopping to think what I did I took that young man by the coat-collar and kicked him off the sidewalk. Then I jumped on the ycle, stamped all the spokes out of the wheels and generally disfigured it.” Here the gentleman stopped. And one of his little audience said, ‘ Well, why should that make you feel as you do? You did just the right thing. “suppose I hadn't ought to feel so," said the speaker, “*but you see it was my boy and my bicycle.” chester Democrat, ‘The centennial of Washington's Inauguration, which has been celebrated in such regal style throughout the country, recalls another event for which all our loyal citizens’ should be thankful, the invention of Pears’ Soap, the purest, best, most economical, and therefore the most popular of all soaps. For the com- plexion it cannot be equaled, and its other sterling qual- ities render it invaluable to all with whom ** cleanliness is next to godliness.” For one hundred years Pears’ Soap has been held in the highest estimation in all parts of the civilized world, and this year is the anniversary of Queen Charlotte's visit to Pears’ establishment, where she purchased this valued and valuable article for the complexion. 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