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# Judge Magazine Page 21: Analysis This page contains multiple brief satirical commentaries typical of Judge's format. The top cartoons depict a prominent arrival (likely a politician or notable figure) being "welcomed" at a dock, with the humor involving unexpected complications—the figure is greeted as a guest but is then reminded he's actually a prisoner regarding a tailor's debt. The text pieces that follow mock various political figures and social observations of the era. They reference **James G. Blaine** (Secretary of State under Garfield, later a presidential candidate), praising his leadership of an "all-American congress"; **General Boulanger**, a French military figure recently deceased; **G.W. Curtis**, a prominent editor; and **David B. Hill**, a New York politician. The commentary is light political mockery rather than hard-hitting satire—poking fun at aristocratic pretension, hypocritical morality, and editorial pomposity. The "Between Two Fires" sketch appears to satirize marital discord or infidelity among the wealthy. The overall tone is genteel, upper-class humor aimed at Judge's educated readership.
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WELCOMED. coming up the bay) —"' 1 tell you, it’s good to have friends ed a cable dispatch before we left Liverpool, from some un- known source, saying that a tug was going to meet me at Sandy Hook.” Derery sumeier (an hour, later) —"* Beg pardon, sir; but you're my prisoner on that little matter of Peterson's — Peterson the tailor, you know. and the menace of the European question, keep, exclusive of the reserv. a million and a quarter of men under arm$. Outside of Russian military « expenditure, small as is the pay per man, nearly five hundred millions nually are exacted from European industrial resources to lice force of fear or ambition, The progress and prosperit as, north and south, are assured. Unembarrassed by the residual feud- alism and aristocracies of European countries, recruited by self-selection from the most enterprising of European populations, neither, as earlier col- onists nor by the accession of later immigration, has had strong races to conquer or encounter. No for- midable or exhaustive wars, except our own civil war, have embarrassed their energy and expansion, Cir- cumstances have favored their e: traordinary development, and there is seemingly no contest in the fut- ure, no struggle of arms in store, likely to exhaust or retard their ex- pansion. The only struggles poss ble on this continent are the con- tentions of peace and labor. These rivalries without jealousies will inure only to the helpfulness and advancement of the race. JAMES. M*. BLAINE as the head of the all-American congress is the right man in the precise place of that kind. No man understands. better the importance or the pur- poses of the congress, and no man is more honest, more diplomatic, more discreet, or more incorruptible, It takes force to make enemies, and Mr. Blaine has the number of op- ponents necessary to do him honor, as had Henry : but Mr. Blaine originated the idea of this congress when he was secretary of state un- der Garfield, and any other man at the head of it would represent an hesitate, Louise ! ee BETWEEN TWO FIRES. som —" Can you— will you be me own?" : F FIVE OF THEM (in @ side whisper) —" For heaven's sake don't He may take it back.” injustice which has not been invited by Mr. Blaine in any act of his splendid life. President Harrison honors himself in his preference for Mr. Blaine as the head of his cabinet and the head of the all-American con- gress; and Mr. Blaine returns with interest the respect and appreciation so shown. SS T MAY BE that Robert Ray Hamilton embraced his wife when he last saw her, but it was an evidence of affection in the abstract and a matter of self-respect. If he had been as bad as she is he would have knocked her down. . ee BOULANG! R is at last dead. They have cut off his rations, and that is the death that soonest kills soldiers of his valor. N ONE DAY in Milwaukee three millionaires were hurt-in run- away accidents. Hereafter when we want to ride we shall go afoot. . F G. W. CURTIS couldn't find fault he would die. Therefore let us hope that G. W. Curtis. will find fault with all his might and spectacles. ee KNOW of few men who can misrepresent things with of David B. Hill, and if that's a compliment you can make the most of it. A PAPER HERE gives dreadful English as she is hooked and mal- treated that the angels are shed- ding innumerable tears. . 6*6TTHIS GALL,” says a Demo- cratic paper, “‘is refreshingly It is, indeed ;-but it seems to us poor judgment for a newspa per to advertise itself that way. arctic.” comicbooks.com