Judge — October 12, 1889 — page 7: what you’re looking at

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A CHANGE OF BASE. Under sunny summer skis HE summer girl's sway has extended From mountains to valley and shore, But now, like the summer, it's ended, Her season of triumph is o'er. We'll never forget her, no, never— Bless her warm little innocent » exrt— Yet still we will bravely endeaver To live, though it needs be apart. In winter it's hard to remember ‘The charms of a mid-summer spoon ; We're apt to forget in December ‘The halcyon moments of June. “Neath the wiles of witching eyes. When back to the homes of the city ‘The tide of humanity flows, ‘Tis then—and it's really a pi ‘The daisy gives place to the rose. id dinners, cotillons, and parties, The music and crush of a ball, One's treasure is found where one’s heart is ; Our summer girl goes to the wall, Another now claims our devotion, A queen in society's whirl ; We seek in its endless commotion Our tailor-made matinée girl. Uanvor A proof of our constancy this is: It's only rekindling the flame ; Our fealty neither one misses, Since they are both one and the same, FRED M. CURTISS, EXTRACT FROM JONES'S DIARY. +6LJERE we are in Paris, nearly tired to death by the crowd and excite- ment. Nothing but hurry, hurry from one show to another, and then you can’t get near enough to see anything. Why, in heaven’s name, didn’t the French government wait until all this rush of strangers and foreigners had gone home before opening the exhibition? Then one could have seen it in some sort of comfort.” A NATURAL MISTAKE. John, you left one of the window-screens on the piazza. will come in.” Husband — That isn’t a window-screen; it’s one of those Asbury park bath-towels that Georgie brought home.” I'm AT A PARISIAN RECEPTION. Gurst—" | am ex-Governor Blinkblank of Massachusetts, sir.” MASTER OF CEREMONIES —"* Ver’ well, m'sieur, Tek ze place next ze govern- aire of ze Friendly islands, Ze governaire of Ujiji vill soon be here, also,” THE EMBERS SMOULDERING. OBKINS and his wife are pouting after a domes their son Bob ruffles the treacherous calm “Mamma, which is the king of the beasts?” The poor abused wife casts a withering glance at her spouse and replies : “Man, my dear.” “scene,” when WOULD SUIT EITHER CASE. vent — Going from, books to babies, madam, that's a fine youngster. Allow me to congratulate you.” Young woman — Sir, that baby is not mine!” Book-agent —" repeat, madam, allow me to congratulate you.” INQUISITIVE. Propxigtor —'* My friend, thi improved pattern, It will run eight d: Casey (just over) —' 1 It’s a great clock, it is, Would yez "me how long it would go av yez should woind it up wanst 7" ck of the most HOW TO FORM A LIBRARY. mifkins, what a fine lot of books you've collected; you won't mind loaning me one now and then, will you? It’s so aw- fully stupid down here in the country.” “I should be delighted, dear boy, but loaned volumes never seem to find their way back, For instance, every identical book on those shelves is borrowed.” HAD LOST ONE GASE. Dr. Ipecac —" You seem to have pretty good luck with your cases, Belladona. Dr. Belladona — Dr. Ipecac —* You never lost a case, diffyou?” ; I flatter myself 1 do. Dr. Belladona —* Ye, one. hundred dollars too. He went to Canada, I needed that. A VAIN PLEADER. HE man you've learned to know too yell Would have less cause to grieve If he knew it was no good to tell The things you don’t believe. A QUEER INVITATION. Boston girl—"\ really don't believe that Miss Breezy of Chicago wants me to visit her at all.”” F Mother —" Why, she gave you a cordial invitation, didn’t she ?” Boston girl—""Yes; but she said she'd prefer to have me comes. during the world’s fair there in 1892. comicbooks.com