Judge — October 12, 1889 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE TTf you have a {COLD or COUCH, acute or leading to H { CONSUMPTION, SCOTT'S EMULSION OF PURE COD LIVER OIL AND HYPOPHOSPHITES OF LIME AND S80D4 x8 SUR CURE FOR rr. This peeperetion® conta the etisonle ting proporiies. of the. Hypophosphites and tine Norwegian God Liver Oil, Used by physicians all the world over. It isas table as mili. ‘Throo times aa efica, cious as plain Cod Liver Oil. A rtect Emulsion, better than allothers mado. For all forms of Wasting Bronchitis, CONSUMPTION, Scrofula, and as a Flesh Producer there is nothing like SCOTT'S EMULSION. Itissold by all Druggists, Let noone by profuse explauation or impudent ontreaty Trduce you to accopt a substitute. Unk&{or EXTRAORDINARY EXHIBIT or THR Richest Fabrics and Highest Novelties SILKS, VELVETS, #° DRESS GOODS * For the Fall and Winter of 1889. Correspondence solicited from all parts of the country re- garding Materials, Estimates and Samples for Brides’ Trous- Seauz, Costumes, Wraps, etc. 126128 Cheofint Sr Philadelphia EARL & WIL: LINEN '~ COLLARS & CUFFS BEST IN THE WORLD AGENTS 878, per, rors’ ang, srpenes wanted Debate thes taces tale “THE FIRST WEALTH 1S HEALTH.’ DR. JAEGER’S Sanitary Woolen System Company, Combine Pleasure with Safety! Children and adults are equally liable to the ills resulting from climatic changes in the mountains, at the seashore or on the ocean; therefore be wise, and send for the catalogue (mailed free) of descriptions, illustrations, samples of materials and pricedist of the Dr. Jaeger’s Sanitary Woolen System Co., 827 and 829 Broadway, New York. Send $1.25, $2.10 or $3.0 for a retail box, by express, prepaid west of | New York and east of Denver,of the best Candies in the World, put itabl t up in handsome boxes. All’ strict) for presents. Suitable f tt oni UNTHER, Confectioner, ce. . 12 State St..Chicago KN OXx’S LO ALD ABSOLUTELY PERFECT. Retail stores, 212 Broadway. corner Fulton st,; 194 Sth ave. under Fifth Avenue Hotel; ‘40 Fulton st., Brooidyn, and 191 £ 1988 Stat icago. Agen! high ‘lass Hats cani be found in every city in the United States. ‘Address ©. ¥. | FUN AND PHILOSOPHY. The wings of the house were surprised when the chimney-flue, Corn is an emblem of peace, but it is never appreci- ated until it gets on its ear. Water differs from a good many things in that it is highest when there is most of it. Real-estate agents and dealers in the same business—collecting rents. It is said all the husbands who go to Chicago after a divorce cross the cant-i-leav'er bridge. When a timid man asks a maiden to marry him he trembles, and if she consents he never quite gets over it. Continue to poke fun at the weather-bureau if you like, but hardly a day passes that it does not signal-ies itself. It has been so hot in Arizona, people had to feed their hens cracked ice to keep them from laying hard- boiled eggs. There are six mills in Lynn, Mass., that have not made one cent in three years. Naturally not. It takes ten mills to make one cent. Dr. Mary Walker says ‘‘it is hard to be a woman.” Pethaps so, Mary, but consider how much harder it would be if you were a man. That slippers are now made of paper, and shingles of stone, is, in the mind of the small boy, ample confirma- tion of the law of compensation, ‘The man who rises and gives a lady in a crowded car his seat can stand comforted with the assurance that every other man in the car is calling him blessed. —Bing- hamton Republican, ole clo’s” are in PROPOSALS FOR IMPROVED DESIGNS OF POSTAL CARDS. Post Orrice DEPARTMENT, Orrice oF PostMASTER-GENERAL, WASHINGTON pt. 18, 188 In order to secure, if possible, an improved design and border for postal cards, sealed proposals are invited from artists, designers, and others, and will be received at this department until 12 o'clock noon, on Wednes- day, November 6, 1889, for such designs or drawings for the purpose as bidders may wish to submit. Proposals should be made on the blank forms pro- vided by the department, securely enveloped and sealed, indorsed ‘ Proposals for new designs for postal cards,” and addressed to the Third Assistant Postmaster-Gen- eral, Washington, D. C. Blank forms of proposal, with specifications and in- formation, will be furnished on application to the Third Assistant Postmaster-General, JOHN WANAMAKER, Postmaster-General. MATRIMONIAL MISHAPS. When a young man gets married it is the greatest miss-take of his life.—Latorence American, After a man has been married a few years he never dodges when his wife throws anything at him.—£x, A man whose wife is not blessed with an especially mild temper says that he goes through his meals to the tune of ‘* Marching through Jawed-yer."— Washingfon Capital. It often happens that when a young man is dis- appointed in love he commits suicide. When he is disappointed in marriage he either ‘‘grins and bears it” or gets a divorce.—Norristown Herald. Exceptional durability, combined with perfection of tone and touch, make the Sohmer piano peculiarly adapted to the use of pupils and teachers in estab- lishments where plano-playing is taught. POINTS WELL TAKEN. Carpets are bought by the yard and soled by the foot. —Richmond Recorder. It is comparatively quiet when so still you can hear the dew drop.—Binghamton Republican, The profession of rat-catching has not yet been in- vaded by women.—Burlington Free Press. Will the capture of sealers in the Bebring sea involve the United States in a furrin’ war?—Gripsack, Occasionally you see a very rich man who is so eco- nomical that he would enjoy being poor.—Aschison Globe. We suppose it would be perfcetly proper to designate the London 'longshoremen as shortshoremen now.— Yonkers Statesman. As Adam remarked to Eve as they sat outside the garden gate, ‘We've had an unusually early fall, have we not?'—St, Joseph News, In sending $200 to the secretary of the treasury, a Chicagoan wrote that it was to be placed to ‘ Uncle Sam's kredit,” a queer message from a man whose con- science was having a good spell.—Philadelphia Ledger, FOR ie Gf THE ig 6 THEHAIR aS Exquisitely perfumed | und Removes all impurities ba ROBE from the scalp, prevents, MMbaldness and gray hair, and causes the hair to grow Thick, Soft, and Beautiful. Price, 50 cents. All Druggists. Barcray & Co., New York. Crosse & Blackwell’ FRESH FRUIT JAMS, Wade ftom English Fresh Fras AND REFINED SUGAR, Are Sold by all Grocers IN THE UNITED STATES. ve GREATEST INVENTION ® ERY Fa PST SR Wake ara STEPHEN F. WHITMAN & SON, 4-Inventors ano Soe Man'ts. -}- PHILADELPHIA. SOpRaten’® SPEOLAL.—We will send by mail atrial order of 3% Ibs. on receipt of %. the kind of tea you are Accustomed to using. Greatest induce ment ever offered, Now's your time to get up orders for our celebrated Teas and Coffe se. cure a beautiful Gold Band or Moss Rose China Tea Din, ner Set, Gold Band Moss Rose Toilet Set, Watch, Brass Lamp, or Webster's Dictionary. For full particulars address THE GREAT AMERICAN TEA CO., P.O. Box 28. 31 and 33 Vesey Street, New York. WEST SHORE RAILROAD HALF HOLI- DAY SPECIAL. The West Shore Railroad has arranged for a Half Holiday Special Train, leaving New York, Every Saturday at | P.M. easing: the Soe Months. This cratn caaes. Express time, Hudson River and In Catskill Mountains; ‘Also Lakes Mohonk and Minnewaska. This will, no doubt, prove a Popular train. 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