Judge — September 28, 1889 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE Beware of imitations. NOTICE AUTOGRAPH LABE! OF = AND GET THE GENUINE id HARTSHORN) ‘uiesie COMPANY'S EXTRACT OF MEAT. Finest and Cheapest Meat Flavoring Stock for Soups, Madi Dishes and Sauces As beet Tea, “at lavaluable toate and a8 agreeable stimulant.” Annual eile 8,oc0,o%0 jars 0 only with fac-aimilo of Justa signature in blue across Inbel, as abovi Sold by Storekeepers, Grocers and Druggists, LIEBIG'S EXTRACT OF MEAT CO., L'td, London, veriisements to be tached ep every” share qm Ween, faseen aod terapiten in coasrionses @ ad cove i pares of the Uuited ne $8.50 te WITH AY “af abe y GRATEFUL—COMFORTING. EPPS'S COCOA BREAKFAST. h knowledge of the natural laws which govern digestion and nutrition, and by a careful ap- “Byatt the opera lication, fine properties of well-selected Cocoa, Mr. Epps provided our fast tables with a delicately flavored beverage which may save us many heavy doctor's bills. It is by tne Judicious use of such articlcs of dict that a constitution may be gradually built up until strong enough to resist every tendency to disease, Hundreds of subtle maladies are floating Sround ts ready to attack wherever there faa weak point. We tay escape many a fatal ehaft by Keeping ourselves well fort ‘with pure blood and a properly nourished frame.—" Civi? Service Gasette.™ ‘Made simply with boiling water or milk, Sold only in half pound tins, by Grocers, labelied thus: JAMES EPPS & Co., Homcopathic Chemists, London, England, CALLUP NOVELTY WORKS. ‘W.P. VAM SILB, Proprlster, roa ven, exras quarry, TROY, N. ¥., suunerncrunens oF FRADE wks Lapis’ AND GENTS’ LIEN COLLARS AND COFFS. Reston, 48 Sommer Siret, DalUmore, 34 Sharp Street, nade, 10 & Parvum Sy New York, 8 Groene St, OVERTON, Established 1965. WILLIAM ROEMER, ‘MANUPACTURER OF Tonks and Traveling Bags, No. 82 Fifth Avenue, Corner 14th Street, NEW YORK. “THE NEW SHORT CUT TO SHORTHAND, i 22 For Circular, , Syracuse, N.Y. HIGHEST GRADE ONLY. 2 COLUMBIA Bicyoles, Tricycles, bs Tandems, Safetles. Catalogue free. POPE MFG. CO., % Boston, New York, Chicago, A FEW SMILES. Sign of the Maltese cross—When the kitten scratches you,—Cleveland Sun, The man with a cork leg is more noted as a stopper than a goer.—Glens Falls Republican, The hop crop in New York {s small and prices will | probably take a jump.— Pittsburg Chronicle. Telegraph. It is a mistake to suppose that worth makes the man. Worth makes the woman ; Poole makes the man.—Life, Ainnie—It is no longer fashionable to have the jerced.” Mamie—"*So 1 suppose you won't be called upon any more to sing, will you?"— Terre Haute Express, Stranger —"" Did a pedestrian pass this way a few minutes ago?” Granger —"' No, sor. I've been right outer this tater patch’ fer more'n a nower an’ notter blamed thing has passed ‘cept one solitary man, an’ he was trampin’ erlong on foot."— Time. About the only time the small boy thinks of traveling for the benefit of his health is when he is in a farmer's apple-orchard and sees the owner and a cross dog ap- proaching. Then he travels. He would find it very unhealthy if he didn't.—Norristown Herald. There's a big blunderbuss at the window ; ‘There’s a cat on the back-yard fence ; ‘There's a shot ; there's a squall, A long caterwaul, And then—there is silence intense. —Washington Capital, If enterprise, progress, business-judgment, and mer- cantile honor are concentrated in any firm in'the piano- manufacturing business, that firm is Sohmer & Co. Having commenced business but a decade of years ago, the name of Sohmer is to-day a household word in every city and town in the country where music is loved and cultivated, In fact, so well established is the name of Sohmer, that, in nine cases out of ten, uncon- sciously, as it were, it is followed in the mind by the word “piano, TOO HIGH. It is the fault of young w grandiose style of expression. rebuked in the following in sazo Traveler: ‘The new reporter, a young man whose graduating essay, entitled "* The Unseen Forces of Moral Philoso- phy," had been highly complimented by the professor of botany, took a seat near the city editor's desk. ‘I am delighted,” said he, speaking to the city editor, “*to think that I Rave so easily and with so little delay found the work for which Tam so well fitted. How do you like my sketch, ‘ Walraven St, Boirre'?” “Te is magnificent,” the city editor answered, as he took out a manuscript. Your diction is delightful and your style is captivating ; and in nearly every line there is a gentle but strong rebuke to the blunt and common- place writer.” “My dear sir,” rs to affect a florid, tendency is wittily nt taken from the Arkan- -xclaimed the reporter, ‘' you charm “For instance,” said the city editor, taking no notice of the reporter's’ enthusiasm, “* you say that Walraven located in this portion of the country.” “Yes; do you like the way I express it?” “Lam delighted. Some writers—old Pinkney out there, for instance—would have said that Walraven set- tled in this part of the count “Yes, I see. He doesn't understand rhetoric very well, does he?” “Oh, no; not at all. Here is another excellent point,” ‘said ‘the city editor, turning the leaves of the manuscript.‘ You say that Walraven went to a hard- ware establishment and procured a rifle.” “That's good, isn't it?” “First-class. ' Old Pinkney would have said that he went to a hardware store and bought a rifle.” that's because he is rather low in his manner of ex- pression, isn’t it?” “‘Assuredly, And again, you say that Walraven par- took of refresiiments.” ** How does that strike you?” “Way uy “ What would Pinkney have said?" Oh, in his vulgar way he would have said that Wal- raven ate supper, or luncheon, or something of that $01 “"T wonder that he docs not learn better, reporter. “*Tt seems that he should. By the way, we cannot afford to use this sketch. It is too high for our readers.” * What must Ido with it?” “Bring it out in pamphlet form and sell it on the campus.” “That's a good idea ; I'll do it. and write something?” old Pinkney is covering the ground pretty ‘ou may go out to the county asylum, though.” ‘o write up the abuses of the institution 2” No: to stay there till we send for you. Good-bye.” said the Shall I go out now IN AN OFFICE BUILDING. HOTEL AS MUCH A NECI TY AS AN ELEVATOR. 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