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This is primarily a **commercial advertisement page** from Judge magazine, not a political cartoon page. The layout contains various luxury product advertisements (champagne, fabrics, collars, cocoa) typical of late 19th-century publications. The notable text content includes **"Carl Pretzel's Philosophy,"** a humorous column written in exaggerated German-immigrant dialect, offering folksy wisdom about public approval and pride. This reflects Judge's satirical approach to immigrant stereotypes common to the era. The page also features **"Governor Lowry and Sullivan,"** an incomplete narrative poem about a governor observing railway activity and anticipating some kind of public fight or event. Without the full text or illustration, the specific political reference remains unclear—it may reference contemporary political figures or events, but definitive identification isn't possible from this fragment. The overall page demonstrates Judge's mix of advertising revenue and light satirical content, rather than hard political commentary.

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JUDGE FALL IMPORTATIONS NOW ARRIVING OF THE Richest Fabrics and Highest. Novelties SILKS, VELVETS, AND DRESS eo0ns POR Evening, Reception, and Street Costumes, 1126 aire Cheoliut Sr = PLEASANT VALLEY WINE | Co. RHEIMS, ‘Wedding, STEUBEN CO., NEW YORK. Ss = HIS is the finest Cham- pagne produced in America, and compares fa- yorably with European Vintages. A Natural, Genuine Champagne, fermented in the bottle, two years being required to perfect the Wine. Our Sweet and Dry Cae tawba and Port are, like all es, mate from see lected grapes, and are pure Wines, Fox Packs, ADDERS at roto fall, Particelars(euled) 4c, Wileos RneeiBeCo.,Phila. Pa COLLARS & CUFFS ACO FENN SWEAR C * CARL PRETZEL'S PHILOSOPHY. Def most oncertain of all der rewards on dis hemis- phere vas der abblause of der pooblic. Id vas a pride mit a shtiff neck dot makes a feller vant more as he vas ontitled to. It may been der feller dot vas lazy of his bones dot vas shut der door to efery improofment und makes it wide oben out to efery deshtructif foolishnesses. Vhen a feller was knock you down so flat you can't shtand up recermemper dot a shmile on him vas good refenge. At the exhibition of the California Fruit-Growers’ Association, at Chicago, the Sohmer Pianos were chosen in preference to ‘all other makes, thus again showing the high estimation in which these popular instruments are held by the public. POSTPONED. Some time ago I planned to make ‘A trip for recreation’s sake. Into the country would I go ‘And pass in fun a week or so. ‘That I might be in latest style T bought for cash a new straw tile, Four flannel shirts, some yellow shoes, ‘Two dozen ties of gorgeous hues, ‘Two flannel suits of purest white, A tennis sash, a blazer bright, A racquet and a summer suit, ‘Some patent-leather shoes to boot, ‘A fishing-pole, a Gladstone grip, A silver flask to hold a nip; And then, in counting up my cash, I found that I'd been somewhat rash ; So that, for reasons that are clear, My trip's postponed until next year. —Tom Masson in Clothier and Furnisher. GLOVES DIRECT FROM THE MANUFACTURER. America is now excelling the foreign countries in the manufacture of gloves, especially in the finish and wear- ing qualities. The fact seems to be well known by our people, as they are now using the home manufactured glove more than ever before. "In buying foreign gloves, you have no redress when they prove poor, as is so often the case, but the home maker is glad to know of any de- fect, and wants to replace anything that is not right and guard against it in the future. All who feel interested in American manufactures will be glad to know of these facts: There are no finer or better gloves produced than those made by John C. Hutchinson, of Johnstown, N. Y., who is thoroughly established and reliable in every respect. ‘Those wish- ing neat and serviceable hand-gear will be interested in his little book, “About Gloves,” which can be had by sending a stamp to his address, which we would advise you to do. GOVERNOR LOWRY AND SULLIVAN. The governor sat in his easy-chair, a spy-glass at his eye. ‘Has any one seen a thousand men and a t of cars go by? A pilot-train with the bad men on, one more, and another one still; with rattle of wheels and clang of bell, and shriek of the whistle shrill? ‘They travel not as the flying skip, in silence and in fear ; they whoop and holler and howl and yell for all the world to hear. They have advertised the place of the fight for six long weeks or more, and I fear that I cannot find the place till the brutal fight is o'er. Oh, rally and | squander, my men-at-arms, and look if you may see where the three railway trains and three thousand men have hidden away from me. ‘They rallied and squandered, those men-at-arms, they searched the country through’; and another governor came along, and joined the searchers too, ‘They looked in the clock and under the stairs, and under the bed they peered, and out in the kitchen and everywhere, but the trains had disappeared. ‘Thi in their pockets and looked in their hats, and lowered a man down the well, but where all those slugyers had disappeared to, there wasn't nobody could tell. They asked a boy at Lowry’s store, and the blind man down by the hall, and the wo- man who keeps the candy-shop, but they hadn't seen nothin’ at all. They dragged the pond at Sawyer’s mill, and they questioned the toll-gate man, and all through the lot at the back of his house, the governor raced and ran, Hut all in vain, for wherever he looked or went, the people he sought were gone ; and the only place he didn’t look was where the twas on, And he never knew there had been a fight unti and a and then he sent a constable after the men, four thousand miles away, Long live the state of Massasip! ‘The governor long live he! If ever the moon should run away may he be there to sce! Should hostile powers invade his land at some far distant day, may he find the foe that w GOLD MEDAL, PARIS, 1878. W. BAKER & C0.’S Breakfast Cocoa Ie absolutel nd tie soluble, ~ No Chemicals are wed In iu preparetion. It has mers Ban tree tines the strength of Cocon mized wth Starch, Arrownot of Sugary fand te therefore fu Sold by Grocers everywhere. W. BAKER & CO., Dorchester, Mass. WHERE INSURED? In Boston, at tho office of Hub Goro Makers, the lat ARE Elastic. In America. ‘Tols Trade Mark on YOUR CONGRESS SHOES — tho inside of the Elas- Hie 1s tho Insurance Beal Stamp. HOW Insured? By this Legal Docn- ment which accom. Banies ‘tho shoos. INSURED? INSURANCE CERTIFICATE. Boston, Mass., Dec. 16, 1888. This insures to tre wearer of hese shoes perfect service of the Gore for ONE. AND ORE-HALP YEARS from ilate letter Gm Trade Mart. “If the Elaitic fails within cightcen montis, send the shoe Ay ceprest at our 1, from any part of the Un States, Canada, “Merloo. West Indiet, or Bandsich 1 to anda ils tnort new Coren ‘manner,and return. ei] WWU8 GORE MAKERS, Boslon. tee Mla ontop C2 Bago. A WHAT Insured ?— The Etastic Gore. ES ~ SUCH (3 Better. Fit Botter.. SSS. suOns Fool Botter. Last Longer. old 2. EVERY shoo denter can sell yan MERE Sola? Pr TU Goroy Yo te Bint. ‘They cost no more. Some dealers will coax Fou'to buy tmitations on’ which they ‘make extra promt. 1.00k out for such" douges.” Mefuse posl- Felg any Conrtegs Shocewithoti the Heart ade Mark on the clastic. AGATHST} Bas Todee Guin! ure the shoes. 10,00 dealers caler won't supply you, lers in your locality. ° > Copyright, 188, by lub Gare Baers, Boston, Mass. who have used Piro's Cure for Consamption say Us BEST OF ALL. Bold evorywhére, 2c his state before it ets away. And great good medicine had it been, for the land of the sunny south, had the governor closed his smooth-bore eyes, and looked with | his long-range mouth, —urdette, Alarge assortment kept in stock, and dooks of "every description made. to TINDCER'S WIKEL, BLANK BOOKS. = order, Estimates cheerfully furnished. Stationers, 14 Nassau Street, New York. We have fitted up over ofbce buildings with U.S. Mail Chutes and the Postal Collec- tion ‘Service ia extended to them, Dusiness mea need the fal facilities which, this n gives. 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