Judge — September 7, 1889 — page 15: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE DUNLAP’S Fall Styles of Gentlemen’s Silk and Felt Hats were issued on SATURDAY, August 31st. NEW YORK, CHICAGO, PHILADELPHIA. Our Hats areon sale only at our Retail Stores and authorized agents in all the principal cities of tho United States. None genuine without our trade-mark. Da, Wititan's Ixpiax Pite Oxxrauunr is the only sure cure for Piles ever discovered. It never fails to cure old chronic cases of long standin Juge Cofino ontshave found’ by experience that intment gives imoredinte and pereanent Tehel Werhave hundreds of such testimonials. Do not suffer an in- stant longer. Sold by druggists at soc. and §t per box WILLIAMS MANUFACTURING COMPANY, Cleveland, Ghio. Eicvetand, 0. sys: De 's Indian Pile STAR SPRING WATER. Saratoga Star Spring Water for sale in bottles and by the glass by all druggists. Saratoga, N. Y. THE 5. GM SHUTTER BOW and LOCK Price 10 Cents each, Postpaid. Patented July 10, 1888, A simple, cheap and practical invention for bowing and fastening shutters. Attached to any window in two min- nites at a cost complete of 10 cents. Will not rot, neither wind nor thieves can move it. An orna- ment to the window. Why bow shutters with a piece of string when this is available? AGENTS WANTED; special rates and territory given by MERRILL & SOX, 700 Washtzgtea Street, Basten, Pa. Super) Sik D Dimbrella Qwsexrasncet cists mate, old-fashioned Spitalfeld site (none Reged mento stick, sent is U.S. $4. S.J. NEECWEE, Wholemie and Relat, Albany’ BLANK BOOKS. S23." order, Estimates cheerfully furnished. FINDL Stationers, 146 Nassau Street, New York. R& WIBEL, FOR SALE OR TO LEASE FOR A TERM OF YEARS, ‘An extensive Lime Stone Quarry in the Mohawk Val- ley, at Palatine Bridge, N.Y. The Quarry has an open face of 1200 feet in length, contains from is to 20 acres, and is situated within a few rods of the New York Cen- tral Railroad, ‘The courses range from a few inches up | to 3 fect and over in thickness, and are particularly adapted for heavy walls and bridge work. For further particulars apply to S. L, Frey, Palatine Bridge, T CUT TO SHORTHAND, SHORT GUT TO si Quickest easiest read ‘Telegraphy thorous iy and Coreen ts STOUT! “TH ), Ratt Al practically taught, on Eee, ‘Syracuse! N.Y. WRIGHT RED WITHOUT STARVATION. DIET. Tresting wa neracion foc Mx warp BOK. LYNTON, 19 Part Piece, N. FLESS & RIDGE, “ Alarge assortment kept in stock, and description made to | A BITTER DISAPPOINTMENT. 1h," said the leading American humorist to a well- dressed stranger whom he met at the Pesth house, down by the sea, “I think I have seen you before. fou graduated at Snail university last June, did ‘you not ?” “I did,” replied the stranger, with the air of a man who would not lie about a little thing like that. ** Y¢s,"" said the leading American humorist ; ‘I thought I rec- | ognized you. I wrote the affair up for the Sid, And | what are you doing now? waiting on table?” ‘The is shook his head.‘ Driving express-wagon ?” . 1 see; pitching for the Grounders.” No; I have been appointed. managing editor .of the Slab, and am down here attending the national conven- tion Of marble-cutters. If you like. will give. you an assignment that will help pay. expenses. ‘And the lead ing American humorist went ‘out and lay down on the shingly beach and died hard—mighty hard.— Burdette, GLOVES DIRECT FROM THE MANUFACTURER. America is now excelling the foreign countries in the manufacture of gloves, especially in the finish and wearing qualities. The fact seems to be well known by our people, as they are now using the home manufact- ured glove more than ever before. In buying foreign gloves, you-have no redress when they prove poor, as is <0 often the case, but the home maker is glad to know of any defect, and ‘wants to replace anything that is not right and guard against it in the future The difference between the elevator and the toiling sufferer who pulls the rope is that one lifts the worker and the other works the lifter. —Somerville Journal. “Lord Dunmersey,” by Leander Richardson, is one of the latest novels, and is meeting with genuine suc- cess, LITTLE BLIZZARDS Suspicion makes many a square m and jealousy fattens on what is left. There is no chickweed in the it needs weeding just the same. There are few sadder sights in thi spectacle of a young man who is trying to be a dude and ‘can't. are cautioned by the Jamestown Journal to re- memiber that Ananias did not have such’an easy death, notwithstanding he was rocked to sleep. Electricity may be the best method of punishment for some criminals, but hanging is good enough for the in- dividual who spits tobacco-juice out of a car-window on acurve. Western advice to young men is sometimes all right cs it is not. ‘There are only ten professional rat-catchers in this counter they get $1,500 a Young man, go rattinj al on nothing, Verses from,a Mother's by Mrs. George Archibald, whose work in the sx and other publications has been widely admired. Archibald writes ina serious vein in this little verses will touch the heart of every ls them. Published by the Empire Imira, N. V. Mrs. “Human nature is served to the other m: street-car, “Yes; [suppose so, cople are too se *T-don't know about tl Vell, Ido. For instance, now, you have a red nose. You are not to blame for it, perhaps, but, you are so mighty queer, isn't it on the rear platform of the ied the other, I've a good mind to knock your off,” hissed the red-nosed man as he squared off. Told you so!" replied the other as he dropped off. | ‘*.Human nature is the queerest durned thing on earth, and some folks are so sensitive that they'd swallow their | false teeth rather than let any one know they had ‘em. | Free Press. Tt makes an underwriter frown ‘To drain this bitter cup ‘That where a ship has settled down He kas to settle up. —Rechester Herald. | “Why do you poison yourself with that vik | asked the prohibitionist of the tramp. | best I kin afford. You don’t expect poor wor Dlowin' hisself agin champagne cocktails, Terre Haute Express. Y &, LZ Goob FOR YOUNG AND OLD. Very pleasant and agreeable to the . "Children take it without objec- tion.” Sold by druggists everywhere : Aithieds eager a satetcberes cot seyricet sony oe Clases PISTOLS 7 aca Ciociawadh OLS 75¢ "Watcas, cficKS bre Clactenadl, Ob LEADING HOT! HOTELS. YORK BREVOORT HOUSE, rirrw avaxve (near Washington square) YORK. Proprietor. HOTEL GLENTAM, WIrTH AVENUE (between 2at and 2M streets) EW YORK. N. B. 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