Judge — August 17, 1889 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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Now Lizzie knows that gran'ma’s there Vo see that everythin Yet | Like hd wuz bein’ crucified — She kind uv fidgets at my side, An’ asks me every now an’ th I wonder ef the baby cried Seems like she's seen two little eyes A-pinin’ f'r their mother’s smile— Seems like she heern the pleadin’ er Uv one she thinks uy all the while ; An’ so she’s sorry that she come, An’ though she allus tries to hide rhe truth, she'd ruther stay to hum ‘Than wonder ef the baby cried. Yes, wimmin-folks is all alike— By Lizzie you kin jedge the rest ; ‘There never wuz a little tyke, But that his mother loved him best, An’ nex’ to bein’ what I be— ‘The husband uv my gentle bride— I'd wisht I wuz that croodlin’ wee, With Lizzie wonderin’ ef I cried. —Chicas SOME ENGLISH HUMOR. Sympathetic wife—* Oh, Charley, isn’t it dreadful? Did you hear that poor Mr. Jones died yesterday ?” Maticr-of-fact husband—"* Voor’ Why, I should have thought he'd cut up for 20,000 at least."—F'un. AS to costume on the occasion of the shah’s visit to the opera the Court Circular said: ‘"Vhe dress worn by the houschold was full dress with trousers." With trousers! ‘Then what is *serai-state dress?” ‘The kilt ? Punch. Georg Charley, you're so awfully lazy I wonder you don't migrate to the Basque provinces, where you could lie in the sun for months." Charley—"* No need : I can bask here all summer and lic all the year round.” —Sudy. Fair hostess —"* Now, major, let 1e present you to Miss Brantingham.” ye major —"' Not Laura Brant- ingham? By jove! So it is! But how young you're looking!" Lawra—"* Well, thirty-two, major.” 77 When we were at th: five and I was six ; while I'm fif you seen the shal low things cl lady’s-school together you were now you are a woman of thirty-two, Lair hostess (to the rescue) Judy. §, GI SHUTTER BOW and LOCK Price 10 Cents ench, Postpald. Patented July 10, 1888, A simple, cheap and practical invention for bowing and fastening shutters. 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