Judge — August 10, 1889 — page 4: what you’re looking at

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A BID FOR COMFORT AT OLD ORCHARD. * You got more than sunburned at Grand Menan, Mr. Dacre. ck—""T know it; but the Axxe—"* Well, I like that.” Jack" I de You're positively blac irls were just as impolite there as they are here.” ‘They wouldn't even ask me to share their sun-umbrellas with the; (And in ten seconds his rocker was empty.) HUM OF THE COURT. TIS A PITY that the law should kill a man, but it is really worse that the man should kill some deserving citizen, BODY of anarchists has denounced Johann Most John perhaps changes his shirt once a month now. NGLAND cannot whip this country, but the various English syndicates think they can accomplish the same end by buying 66 JO MORE. snak N Votce, That's ri an. aristocrat, ‘in-the-grass, India y ht, old Prohib. Stand up and fight like a man. [1 IS AMAZING how much a lawyer can be hired to know about elec- tricity when he hasn't the first iota of information to begin or end with, DB: MARY WALKER has joined the Democratic party. Aha! We have long looked upon her as the Whitechapel murderer, and this is corroborative evidence. HE OLD SWEETHEART who marries the girl because the selected husband hasn't appeared at the altar is very sweet and accommodat- ing, but he never catches the kind of fish the girl most likes. HERE ARE TWO kinds of misfortune—one the necessity for help and the other the acute ago- ny which attends starvation while the man who has charge of the fund is helping himself, DB. Mcbow of Charleston wre having denied the charge | ee Mr that he insulted the daughter of the man he murdered, the infer- ence is clear that he must have been confined to his house by a severe cold. THE ROSSA writes letters to himself to resurrect the inter- est in him which is finally dead, and incidentally adds that the cause of Ireland is suffering for funds. ‘This united Irishman is getting together too. ‘6QATTLE KATE of Wyo- ming” was lynched, and with the rope around her neck she begged that her cattle be sold to provide a home for way- ward girls, When one remem- bers that the cattle were stolen this becomes very patheti Some P re arguing that prize-fighting is health- ful in practice and in its influ- ences, So is burglary. ‘That Mrs, AERIAL TRANSIT. AGAN—""Are yez sup o” yure goat’s.milk ? th’ rock this mar-rnin’.” prevents the burglar being idle at the same time that it turnishes the awful example. EVERY MAN who has failed would have won but for a slip in the fourth or fifth round. It 1s odd what little matters make what slight importance there is in all the great ones. RS, BURN: ys that if she had known the penalty of fame she wouldn't have written a line, We have thought of that so often! And yet the possession of money is a great soother of pena know, CLERGYMAN preaches of the fact that he wi ays, in a mean, spiteful with big ears. ‘6 IVE MY POST-OFFICE to Bill Jones,” were the last words of a horse-thief away out west who had been made postmaster by President Cleveland, and who was about to be hanged by Judge Lynch. ‘The pride of office is pardonable, but it must have its fall. LITTLE. BOY said to the editor of the Detroit Aree “1 don’t think it would have been polite for Adam to ilures and as we also in behalf of base-ball, and says he is proud once a pitcher himself. Another clergyman . that he was evidently the famous little pitcher home, Mrs. HINLAN—"* Oi am," refuse the apple when a lady ill yez give Jimmy a offered it to him.” “Oh, polite- ‘Our nanny fill aff ness, politeness!” exclaimed the editor, in a burst of thought, “what crimes are committed in thy name!” ND ME ten cents!" ad- vertised a Cincinna widow, addressing her plea to “every Christian in the city.” Let us congratulate Cincinnati on the fact that the widow got only two satisfactory responses ; for that indicates, judging at wide range, that the city has many Christians and only two fools. SEA-SHELLS. ESTER evening came a stranger ‘To my lowly cottage door; He was garbed in raiments costly, = ja Anda gift for me he bore. "Twas not jewels of rich lustre, Or fair flowers from off the lea, Buta basket of bright seashells From a land beyond the sea. ‘There's a whisper in the sea-shell, ‘And I know it speaks to me Of baked blue-fish and clam-chowder, By the hunger-booming sea. GEO. E, DEVYR, comicbooks.com