Judge — August 10, 1889 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE WHERE INSURED? In Boston, at the office of Hub Gore Makers, the manuf‘arers of Shoe- Elastic In America. ‘This Trade Mark on ARE YOUR CONGRESS SHOES INSURED? INSURANCE_CERTIFICATE. Boston, Mass., Dec. 15, 1888, This insures 10 ae wearer of ese shoes perfect service of the Gore for ONE AND ONE-HALF YEARS from date letter & Trade Mark. 17 the Blais, fas within eighteen months, send the shoes gur expense, from, any part of the SP Gntied States, Canada, West Indies, or Botdtick Pan nicer tert ne Goreta ‘manner,and return shoes, ‘ TUB GORE MAKERS, Bosion, Mase. Fit Better. Feel Better. Last Longer. ry EVERY shoo dealer can sell wi RE Sold? inware Hus Garey pu ne ‘alst. They coat no more. Some dealers will coa: you to buy imitations on which ex make extra rot. Look out for such **ouges.” Refuse posl- oly any Congress Shoce without the Heart Mark on the elact We turaish Hub’ Goro to over 1,000 makers of good shoes and insure tho shoes. ‘100,000 dealers sell them. If your dealer won't supply you, write us for list of dealers in your locality. Copyright, 180 by Tub Gore Makers, Boston. Sass, THE ONLY PRACTICAL Low-PRICED TYPEWRITER. FIRST-CLASS, RAPID, DURABLE, BUSINESS. WORLD TYPEWRITER, 44 Charactors, $10; 77 Characters, $15. commas free. Typewriter Dept., POPE MFG. CO., Bot. ton, New York, Chicago. a SUCH (Feb 4 _PISO'S CURE FOR 5 WHERE ALL USE ed rh Byrul reuse“ in time. a CONSUMPTION Have your Letters and Cables sent In care Low's Excnancn, 44 Charing Croay, 1 MUDD PDR ccksceteene TROPLEL.. WEIONT. REDUCED WITHOUT, STARVATION DIET. Troan an astretin fr fe VK. LYNTON, 19 Park Place, W. FOR SALE OR TO LEASE FOR A TERM OP YEARS. ‘An extensive Lime Stone Quarry in the Mohawk Val- ley, at Palatine Bridge, N.Y. The Quarry has an open face of 1200 feet in length, contains from 15 to 20 acres, and is situated within a few rods of the New York Cen: tral Railroad, ‘The courses range from a few inches up to 3 fect and over in thickness, and are particularly adapted for heavy walls and bridge work. For further particulars apply to S. L, Frey, Palatine Bridge, N. Y. A good appetite is a great blessing. It speaks well for one's physical condition ; sometimes, too, it sharp- ens one’s wits, |‘ Ma,” remonstrated Charlie, * when I was at grandma's she'let me have two pieces of pie. “Well, she ought not to have done so, Charlie,” said his mother, ‘I think two pieces of pie are too much for little boys, ‘The older you grow, Charlie, the more wisdom you will g Charlie was'silent, but only for amoment. ‘Well, ma,” he said, ‘grandma is a good deal older than you are,"— Youth's Companion, THE COW-BOY IN THE EAST. ‘The Indians he slashed and gashed and slapped and slew and slaughtered ; He'd boot and shoot the howling Ute, who squealed and reeled and tottered ; He'd bang and whang at every gang of robber and marauder ; ‘The horse-thief strung on the limb he hung, and thus kept law and order. In every fight big luck he struck, and never met dis- aster; In glen and’ den, ‘mid brutes and men, he never found ‘a master; No gash or slash could ever dash against his front ter- tific; No foe could stand his red right hand that slugged so scientific, The rattlesnake he punched and crunched ; threw the bison ; He sought and fought an awful lot each beast ‘neath the horizon. No scar of jar could ever mar, no harm could ever get him; But want of breath and speedy death o'ertook all things that met him, Bat to the town he came for fame—he moved into the city He fell he over- ah, well! i grieve to tell—the pity, oh, the ! pity He'd hit and split his head, and get a bruise at every crossing, And the herdi¢-man and the moving-van his mangled form was tossing. Whene’er he crossed the street his feet with wheels and things were tangled ; And his frame became a bloody shame, all maimed and mussed and mangled ; He'd fall and spraw! right thro’ it all, his bones all dis- located, With most of his face stuck on the wrong place, and both his feet mismated. And soon it came to pass the gas—the big gas-house— exploded, And he—ah, me !—was hit; you sce, he didn’t know it was loaded. Oh, my! In the sky he shot as high as war-contract- ors’ bounties, And his scattered frame was found, the teen different counties. . WW. Foss in the Yankee Blade, claim, in nine- IT PAINED HIM. Judge Asphalt Green arose to a question of privilege. Time after time he had listened to communications in which the colored race was referred to as ‘*coons,” and none of the members had been moved to object. He could hardly pick up a newspaper without seeing the same reference, and more than once he had heard the expression used on the street and in shops. He didn't want to be captious, he said, but such things pained him. He hoped the club, as a club, would take some decided action to express its deep displeasure. “Brudder Green, would you object to being called a fox?" queried the president. “'T reckon not, sah.” “Well, dar am no great difference between de fox an’ de coon—not ‘nuff to kick about. It's jist a habit sar- tin white men hey got into, dat’s all. Dey would call you a fox or ‘possum or woodchuck jist as quick, but dey dun doan' think quick ‘nuff. I'll spoke to ‘em about it an’ hev ‘em call you a hoss or a mule, if dat will relieve your mind.” “But, sab, do you uphold sich conduct?” protested the judge. “No, Brudder Green ; but I ar’ keepin’ quiet fur fear of results. De white man has got a mighty long head on him, an’ if he was prevented from callin’ you a “coon’ he'd hunt up sunthin’ a good deal wuss befo" he was a day older. Sot down, jedge—sot down an’ rest yer back-ache. You hasn't been feelin’ well fur de fas’ week, an’ perhaps dis change in de wedder has affected yer mind." — The Lime-kiln Club, FOR A GLANCE. The worst thing a person can take for a cold is advice. What’s in a name? Even well-water often makes le sick. When a man contracts bad habits his income needs a A cent for a scent—Drop a penny in the slot and get your handkerchief perfumed. Down in front—The mustaches of gilded youths in the first row of orchestra-chairs. ‘There is not much sentiment about a Chinese laun- dryman, yet he daily wrings men’s bosoms. “How can I get ahead ?” asked a dull farmer-boy of * By raising cabbages,”” was the consoling Superb Silk Umbrella 2s ‘solid ento stick, sent prepaid in U.S., $4. NESEWEE, wool Books I Have Read. ress index omnium. wanted. ROSS P Use this bork, and keep record of your rio to Yager rerum ot reas, ject agent Sook grasa 8, WM SHUTTER BOW and LOCK Price 10 Cents each, Postpaid. 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