Judge — August 3, 1889 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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OUR SPECIALTIES: “Championship Ball,” adopted by the U.S. National, Intercollegiate and” Southern Associations for 1889, just out). $5.59: }* Longwood," $4.00; ** Pari $3,003 " Surprise,” $2.00, Portable Marking Tapes, Co- lumbia Marker, Taylor's Patent Poles, Pettitt’ Shoes, Tennis Clothing, ete. 580 Washington Street, BOSTON, MASS. SEND FOR COMPLETE CATALOGUE. GRATEFUL—COMFORTING, EPPS’S COCOA BREAKFAST. “By a thorough knowledge of the natural laws which govern the operations of digestion and nutrition, and by a careful ap- lication ofthe fine properties of wellwelccted Cocoa, Mr. Epps fas provided our breakfast tables with a delicately favored beverage which may save us many beavy doctor's bills, It is by the judicious use of such articles of diet that a constitution may be gradually built up until strong enough to resist every tendency to disease, | Hundreds of subtle maladies are floating around us ready to attack wherever there isa weak point. We may cacape many & fatal ehatt by Keeping ourselves well fort ith pure blood and & properly nourished frame.—" Civit Service Gasette.” Bade simply with boing water or milk, Sold only in half pound tins, by Grocers, labelled thus: JAMES EPPS & Co., Homeopathic. Chemists, Pens writing becomes a luxury. never scratch nor spurt. Wi ver gray, $t-20, Electro gilt, $1.99 ‘or sample boxes containing all the varieties, 2 cents. ederation” Penholde prevent the pen blotting desk, table, or book, and provide a firm grip. Price, 5, 15, and cents each. ‘Should the stationery stores be neglect ble ‘a sample box of supply yor their businest and ms mailed free, any~ where in the Staten, Jor 27 ents, or with Federation hotder, conte, Roi A a ital to BLAIR McNEATH, Sole Agent, 304 AxD 106 Joux Sr., New Yorx City. uogsarion ORMISTON & GLASS EDINBURCH A large assortment kept in stock, and J» books of every description made to order. Estimates cheerfully furnished. FINDLER & WIBEL, Stationers, 146 Nassau Street, New York. jeay Piso's Cure for Con- feumption fe THE BEST for keeping the voice clear. Beenta. RATOR FUN AND PHILOSOPHY, Continued intentness upon threads of thought is what seams the brow. Society is like a pie—the upper crust, the lower crust, and the best part. We dislike slang, but we must say that the mosquito is the meanest, most persistent, and altogether cheekiest sucker on earth, ‘A family-tree is like an apple-tree, He who depends upon its dead branches for fruit wil report on the day of reckoning with an empty basket. The young man who cannot tell whether a young lady is willing to marry him without asking her is stupid enough to leave her when she says ‘* No. ‘The average spasm of household economy consists in not buying what you need because it is dear, and buy- ing what you do not need because it is cheap. "The angry mother, bent on punishing a disobedient son, and the whimpering youth, bent to receive the blows, represent two souls with but a shingle thought. The tomb of Virgil is for sale. But why should any fone care to buy it? The poet's writings can be had for a few dollars, and they alone make the tomb interesting. When a young lady begins to manifest an interest in the arrangement of a young man's cravat his bachelor days are numbered. "It is time to begin to hoard money, ‘A Kansas City man eommitted suicide because he was sued for breach-of-promise. If that was the only way to prevent his Jove-letters from being read in court he cannot be blamed. The lay of the poet and the lay of the hen differ in several important features, and in none more signally than in the readiness with which the lay of the hen is convertible into hard cash. When men have a few ribs broken they doctor, and ‘once we saw a ship with a few ribs broken and they docked her. Could there be greater similarity between two things that are not more alike? Years ago no farmer thought of going through haying- time without laying in a ‘number of big demijohns. ‘That may explain why the “oldest inhabitant” likes so well to dwell upon the hay-days of his youth, A writer thinks men and women differ in their nature, Slightly, It is safe to say that if there were but one man and one woman on earth, and they each had but ten cents, she would spend hers for an amber-headed hair-pin, while the man would invest his in two frank. furts and a beer. ‘A weather-prophet says the Mississippi will overflow portions of Louisiana because of heavy rains in the near future. In proof of the fact that faith in weather- prophets is not yet wholly lost, it is stated that Louis ana hens have roosted so high since the prophecy was made that half the colored population is threatened with starvation,—Binghamton Nepublican, MINERAL WATERS. The increased use of natural mineral waters in the large cities has drawn public attention to the source of supply, Probably Vichy and Apollinaris of the old coun- try and the Saratoga waters of this have been most noted, but a spring discovered in Utica, in this state, in 1885, bids fair to become the most famous. Its supply equals that of Apollinaris and the largest spring at Saratoga combined, and, peculiarly, it has the properties of both. Tt comes from a great depth, as is shown by the tem- perature of the water, which is the same the year through ; and that means much in a climate where the temperature varies as it does in our northern climate. roe cone, e744 ALT, London, England. ‘W. 2. Vas SILR, Proprietor, ZS TROY, N. ¥., eaSe aioe apes’ agp GENTS’ UMER COLLARS AND CUFFS. Bovten, 48 Summer Street, Maltimore, M Sharp Street, GALLUP NOVELTY WORKS. ‘Omaia, 160d Yarnum Suy New York, 8 Orovas St, OVERTON. Two little girls were talking about the prize-fight. ‘Their mother was asked ‘*if one of the men might not be killed.” She answered ‘' Yes.” ‘The elder gitl said, ** Well, [don’t believe he'll go to heat Whereupon the younger responded, Then if Sullivan goes to that other place he'll whip Satan, and everybody will be glad."—New Orleans Times-Democrat, Try the H. H. S. (Londres Perfecto. A _Centleman’s Cigar. $7.50 per 100. ample Box of 25 sent prepald for $2. SACKER & WHITCOMB, 33 Central St., Boston, Mass. THE CORRECT THIN For Smokers wexia pease cnkeenomy isto BUY THEIR CICARS DIRECT from the manufacturer. To all fashionable smokers we would heartily recommend the “ = La flor de Espana Defina,”” (the latest and best blend of tobaccos). INFANTA PERFECTO'S STYLE, $8 per box, prepaid by express anywhere. Remit by moncy- ‘onder, postal-note, or draft on New York. Order a box of Espafia Defina,”” You will be delighted with them, “BEST RECORD” CIGAR FACTORY, PORTCHESTER, N. Y. CA 0D FOR YOUNG AND OLD. Very pleasant and agreeable to the ‘taste. Children take it without objec- tion. Sold by druggists everywhere. Friend (to. theatrical acquaintance) —"* No doubt there are a great many disagreeable things connected with the theatrical profession?” Actor—"' Yes, in- deed.” Friend —*' What do you find to be most dis- agreeable?” Acfor—"* The way in which the railroad- ties are laid, They are either too far apart or too near together for comfortable pedestrianism."— Yawhcc lade, Light chamois-skin masks are worn this summer by fair bathers at the sea-shore. So much has been said about the scantiness of bathing-costumes that it has be- come absolutely imperative to add something to them somewhere. —Chicage Herald. The mosquito never waits till the first of the month, He sends in his bill at all hours, —A’curny Enterprise, comicbooks.com