Judge — July 13, 1889 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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Patented July 10, 1888, A simple, cheap and practical invention for bowing and fastening shutters. Attached to any window in two min- utes at a cost complete of 10 cents, Will not rot, neither wind nor thieves can move it. An orna- ment to the window. Why bow shutters with a piece of string when this is available? AGENTS WANTED; special rates and territory given by MERRILL & SOX, 90 Varick Street, Seen | MY SHIP. She fell in love with her harbor buoy ; ‘She couldn't have loved him more’; Yet one day jealously spoilt their jo} He caught her hugging the shore! ‘They fixed it up in the good old wa As you can determine with ease For her captain wrote me the other day, ** She's enjoying a smacking breeze. —Brunonian. Have you usep THE APPLE-HUCKSTER. ‘The dago’s cart goes slowly by, Filled with apples, heaped up high ; “Tis drawn by some decrepit stec Who lives and works on little fee And by him walks the master slo Who bawls so all the folks may know, “Ap-poles! Ap-poles ! And out the housewives quickly go: “*Ap-poles, ap-poles, te-en cent a peck !” Large, sweet, and mellow, every one Looks thus, while blushing in the sun; * None such in market can be found,” He tells the people gathering round ; And many alter dlanpan Bley While he lifts up his plaintive ery, “Ap-poles! Ap-poles We think upon the luscious pie : “Ap-poles, ap-poles, te-en cent a peck !" We take our basket to be filled. He dips beneath with fingers skilled, And puts in fruit all full of rot We but ejaculate, ** Great Scot While he goes caimly down the strect, And back his voice comes low and sweet, “Ap-poles! Ap poles!” Such dulcet voice could never cheat : ““Ap-poles,-ap-poles, te-en cent a peck I" —Chicago Herald JOSH BILLINGS SAID IT, Prudes are coquets gone to seed. ‘The man who caz't do any hurt in this world can't co any good. 1S be thoroughly pittyed will take the courage out ov enny man, ‘The grate art ov keeping friends iz tew keep them in expectancy. Wimmen quite often possess superior tallents, but their genius lays in their pashuns, There are people so addikted to exagerashun that they kan’t tell the truth without lieing. Love has a most vorashus appelight, but a poor digestion ; what it feeds on most always distresses it. Tramp —" Mister, give me something to eat? I'm hungry and out of work.” Practical party (in suburbs) —'"What do you work at?” Tramp (speaking first thing that comes to mind)—''I'm a wood-engraver, sir.” Practical party (delighted) —""Ah, very good. Just walk around behind the back kitchen ; you'll find a saw, wood-horse, and some wood. Will’ you be kind enough to engrave a cord or so while I see about your breakfast?” But the cloud of dust disappearing down the road answereth not.— Iashington Post, THE BUSINESS OUTLOOK. ‘The counterfeiters are coining money, rhe gas company reports that its business is light, Several prize-fighters are making money hand over fist. Many oil-well stockholders are barely paying for their bored, Nearly all of the jewelers have been letting their stock run down more or less. Railroad men report collections dull. trains are compelled to run on time. There is considerable activity among the medical pro- fession, ‘The surgeons in particular are cutting up at a high rate.— Terre Haute Express. Near “Can't Ltake your name for this new encyclopedic dictionary?” asked the book-age: It isan encyclo- pedia and a dictionary all in one.” “No, sir,” said the man addressed ; "* I have no use for it whatever. You sce I married a Boston gi Somerville Journal, No encacement.—‘ I like a tree,” he observed, as the clock struck eleven; ‘Iam rooted at your side.” “Yes, but you never ‘eave, do you?"~ And then he “put forth."—Harper’s Bazar, WHEINOURED? 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