Judge — July 6, 1889 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE ‘The Great English Remedy. Beecham’s Pills. For Bilious and Nervous Disorders ** WORTH A GUINEA A BOX''-BUT SOLD for 25 Cents a Box, px (ALE BRUGGIBTS, orby matt Soe: 26 Seige ans) a ‘Address 368 Oasial attoot, Now York. ” WRIGHT & DITSON, FINE LAWN TENNIS. OUR SPECIALTIES “Championship Ball, adopted by the U. S, National, Intercollegiate and Southern. Associations for 188%. ‘Sears’ Special,” £" Gust out), $5.95 ." $4.00; Pari," ‘Surprise,” $2.00, Portable Marking Tapes, Co- lumbia Marker, Taylor's Patent Poles, Pettitt Shoes, Tennis Clothing, ete. 580 Washington Street, - BOSTON, MASS. SEND FOR COMPLETE CATALOGUE. GRATEFUL—COMFORTING. EPPS'S COCOA BREAKFAST. “By a thorough knowledge ofthe natural laws which govern the operations of digestion and nutrition, and by a careful ap- lication of the fine properties of well-selected Cocoa, Mr. Epps fas provided our breakfast tables with a delicately flavored beverage which may save us many heavy doctor's bills. It is by the Judicious use of such articles of diet that a constitution may be gradually built up until strong enough to resist every Tendency to disease. Hundreds of subtie maladies are floa ink around us ready to attack wherever there isa weak point. We may cacape many a fatal shaft by Keeping ourselves well forts fel With pare blood and @ properly nourished trame—" Cieft vice Gasstte.”” ‘Made simply with boiling water or milk, Sold only in half- pound tins, by Grocers, labelled thus: JAMES EPPS & Co., Homaopathic Chemists, London, England, COLUMBIA Bicyoles, Tricycles, Tandems, Safetle: Catalogue free, POPE MFG. CO., Boston, New York, Chicago. “BURTE FAckARD Sonera e Fucesan “Korrect Shape.” IT CONFORMS TO SHAPE OF FOOT. Bic a Racker eos Whi Weman’s shoe made in the world, Don't spoil your feet! by wearing cheap feopen The Burt & Packard Shoe costs no more airo Bore and ¥ “Pinot wold by your dealer ve oar eadress to Packard & Field, Beocktoos cee. 2035 ‘nod ay HE COMETH NOT. ty early yesterday morning an individual appeared on the circus grounds and began a persistent in- uiry for Mr. Three-paw. One of the attaches finally answered ; “What sort of a guy is that; do you mean Forepaw?* “Yes, he’s the man. whether’ it was Th 1 want to see him,” ‘Anything special ?” “T should say there was, We used to wait on the same girl, and I've played with him a hundred times.” “But that ain't business.” “Ain't, ch? Well, you just call him out here and see how quick he'll shake hands and offer me a dozen free tickets, Old Five-paw isn’t the man to forget the friend of his boyhood days,”” * His name is Forepaw.” Yes, I suppose so, but I'd forgot- ten whether it was Four or Five-paw. It's all right, though. Call him out and see if he don't cail me Hiram.” * But he isn’t here.” ‘But he orter be. "What's he send- ing this show around for? Young man, don't deceive me “He isn't here and won't be here afternoon.’ hen I'll wait, I know he'll nev- er forgive me if T don’t, and I don't wan't to hurt his feelings. I'll sit down right here, and when M. ‘Threepaw comes you just yell *H' ram !"and see what effect it will have. Yes, I'll wait. He'd never forgive me if T didn't And at 9 o'clock last night he was waiting still. —Detroit Free Press. T'd forgot or Four-paw. A Kentucky man who was dying alone left his will in lead-pencif on the head of a whisky barrel, and it is held to be valid. ‘The only thing he ™ HAVE YOU USED PEAR S'soap? left, however, was a gallon of whisky in the barrel, and that isn’t worth figh Namby—‘'I hear, Pamby, that you possess an esti- mable wife." Pamby (sadly)—""'No, she possesses me." — Yankee Blade. ** How long do mosquitoes live?" asks a correspond- ent. ‘That depends a good deal on the kind of a fellow they light on.—Burlington Free Press, C. Hicago—""1 say, Jack, old man, what makes you look so glum?" 7, Oledo—"* Divorce case in which a friend of mine is interested.” C. Hicago—"*Ah? Some scandal, doubtless, Intimate friend?” 7. Oledo— “No, not very; my wile.”—Cincinnati Commercial. “Now remember," said the doctor gravely, ‘you must haye absolute rest and quiet. you plainly I will not answer for the consequences.”* “Yes, doctor,” moaned the patient feebly, “*I under stand. And is there any particular place in Cincinnatl that you would recommen ymerville Journal, If you do not I tell Sunday-schoot teacher (to new pupil)—"* We are taught by the bible that when some one smites us on | one check we should turn the other to him, Isn't that a beautiful sentiment?" ** Yes, ma‘am.” | * Now, if an ‘enemy were to smite you on one cheek what would you **I'd pound the top of his head off."—Nebraska ‘State Journal. Dr. Pillsbury —"* Vow de d news?" Dr. Squills—'* Nothin; interesting case a few days ago.” Dr, Pillsbury — “Yes? What was it?” Dr. Squills—"1 performed a wonderful operation on Mr. Fresh’s boy's eye—little fobnny Fresh. He had a fearful ease of cataract, and saved the poor little fellow’s eye.” Dr. Pillsbury — “That's good! How's the boy?" Dr. Spuills—"Oh, the boy died.""—Drake's Magazine. , doctor? 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