Judge — June 29, 1889 — page 4: what you’re looking at

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188 HUM OF THE COURT. PROVERB— Nobody has a right to be a plutocrat with, the ex- ception of one’s own lovely self. M'ssissippt claims to have a white alligator; so that that enormous reptile is not always as black as it is painted. T MAY be all right for Mrs, Leslie Ca ter to go on the stage, but before that all the ladies of the stage ought to resign. UBAL EARLY evi- dently wants a north- ern army to come down and capture him; but he has had all the whipping and the notoriety he ever earned. THE ESSAYS of the girl graduates are trimmed with blue rib- bon this year, are done in white, and cut bias and flounced at the edgings. A PRIMA-DONNA just off for Europe the first exclamation is, “Afraid Tl the next, “Afraid I won't.” ‘The remark good that most people will add the compliment, “Afraid she will JRELAND ought to be free, but one cannot contemplate without a shudder the tremendous civil war that would follow and depopulate the island. A FAST STEAMER recently beat the record of a day's steaming by four knots; but Jones, who was married about that time, says the knot thus, accomplished was better than all the others put together. so DAMMED EMOTION. Mr. Minkwinkte—" I could stroll on with you in this way forever, Miss Hortense.” Miss LA Borp—''I shouldn't mind the strolling, Mr. Minkwinkle, if you only wouldn't ram/e on so.” THIS 1S a progressive world, The theatri- cal divorce is now ac- complished with such velocity that presently it will be had before the theatrical marriage. MB: PULITZER has no business to con- demn C. S, Brice be- cause he is rich, Per- haps Calvin couldn't help it; and then again the Democratic party can- not do without money any more than it can without Brie THOSE PEOPLE who are obliged to get out of town know exactly where to go, and thereby save themselves a great deal of vexatious doubt and argument. While Canada is not the best summer resort, how happy your average cashier is! ET IRISHMEN watch Irishmen, and, under good pay, the world will presently have a force of detectives not equaled by any other portion of the universe. ASYLUM in Missouri has 334 in- mates, and only one of them is a woman, Women will know enough to preserve their mental equilibrium until they know that they can have asylums, ballot-boxes, colleges, etc., for their exclusive benefit. HE ATTORNEY-GENERAL of Massachusetts said it was un- constitutional for the state to contribute off-hand to the help of the Johnstown survivors. It occurs to us that death and orphanage from un- natural causes are unconstitutional too, but there may be a successful appeal from that decision after the orphans have grown up. AGGRAVATING R—"'T don’t sce what's th’ matter with th’ ole Win- ¢ been blazin’ away fer ten minutes at Squire Fairfax, an’ ain't dropped him yit !" SOUTHERN AVE: chester, Bill, Here ALL AROUND. Squire. FAiRrAx (in the morning) —"* If you black rascals can't dust things without breaking them, I'll have you tied up and thrashed !" comicbooks.com