Judge — June 29, 1889 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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198. JUDGE Dumtey (to his aunt Caustic, showing her a ring he has purchased for Miss Fickler)—"* Auntie, whawt is ‘So gween as an emerwald?” Aunt Caustic—'* Nothing, child, except the fool that gives one to another dude's best girl. "—Jewelers’ Weekly. PLEASANT VALLEY WINE C0. RHEIMS, STEUBEN CO., WEW YORK. HIS is the finest Cham- pagne produced in America, and compares fae vorably with European Vintages. A Natural, Genuine Champagne, fermented in the bottle, two years being required to perfect the Wine. Our Sweet and Dry Ca- tawba and Port are, like all our Wines, made from se- lected grapes, and are pure Wines. Fox Puices, Avpxass as Dove. [MERIGIN CYCLES ALL STYLES w PRIC GE ILLUSTRATED CATALOGUE @ iy of Kasisw in’ the United “The country go and silver miding fe: mary taitare the fertile val NAS Al grow more rapidly. HELEN Pty sly Pear and 8am Rivers. Mining Co." irtema sree 4 ery month; real entats te jue wake Investments of large fo reatestate ad mo ited. Address Stetle A Cay COLLARS & CUFFS “MEN'S WEA THE ONLY PRACTICAL Low-PRiceED TYPEWRITER. FIRST-CLASS, RAPID, DURABLE, BUSINESS. R, 4% Charact WORLD, FAPAMELTEN, AS Suerte Catalogue ks £ hypewtiiee Dept POPE MPG. CO., Ror: New York, Chicago FOLKS ‘men th. They canes bo chee, consis be pehon ved never: ‘all, Particulars (oruied) de. Witewe Rpeeite Co.,PLIB, Pa. 4 $5 BOOK for 25c. OOILVIES POCKET MANUAL sod UNIVERSAL ASSISTANT, W ese mi salen Sok yer teed oe Lagat tema, Besinee’ Fe freon ms, Baan Forze oer Guests, fet cP toubeld te the Maseictory. "Xt rahe So Pr ne Tn Ser eatin te of erg a me mete Waneat = afr voana Gor. ‘Hentana, A GEORGIA GIRL. "Tis always springtime in her face, Howe'er the wind may blow ; Let shifting seasons pass apace, Her roses ever glow ‘The poppies on her dainty mouth Still burn with scarlet hue, And breathe the fragrance of the south Beneath her eyes of blue. T joy to watch her lissome feet Tis bliss to view them pass For lo! they flit with rhythmic beat And scarcely bend the grass. ‘The daisies laugh as she goes by, ‘And strive to kiss her shoe, And c’en the zephyrs softer sigh Beneath her eyes of blue, The sunbeams tangled in her bair Like merry captives play ‘They never know a grief or care, But glisten all the day. She laughs at love! He well may bless His fate who comes to woo, And, happy, wins a whispered “* Yes" Beneath her eyes of blue. —Samucl Minturn Peck in Atlanta Constitution, “And you went up the Rhine, T suppose 2" said Mrs, Malaprop. ‘Indeed, yes. It was beautiful.” “* And did you see any Rhineoceroses ?"—/arper's Bazaar, Bashful youn Sally (encouragingly) — you suppose your ma would be willing to be my mother- in-law ?"— Boston Gi First little boy—" And does your sister play the banjo?” Second litle bey (prowdly)—""Todeed. she does; you just ought to hear her. She's a graduate of Vassar, she is." — York Weekly "We'll lose ten ssistant—" We Confectionery and ice-cream man— of our best customers next week. will? Are they going to Oklahoma?” going to get married." —New York Weebly. Miss Cadaladder — my dear, that a man, generally speaking, loves tis wife more before he mare Fies her than he docs after?” Miss Heavyhcart—"' Be- cause she isn’t his wife before he marries her. 3 Wear, Oh, now the rich man’s In grief his gold ‘Twill Soon be sper Cheap country board, —Chicago News, “Papa, what does ‘ monotonous’ mean?” Father (wearily) —"* Wait till your mother begins to talk, dress with your grandmother, my boy.” ‘Then you'll realize the full meaning of the word."—.Vew York Journal. “You seem fond of flowers,” said Uncle Ebenezer to Miss Ethel, who was on a visit from the city. am; especially of the crocuses.” ‘Well, mustn't forget to take a look a chant Traveler, A STARTLING SUGGESTION, The sturdy horse began to ki “The dash-board split in tw ‘The city girl grew deathly white, And screamed with might and main, Yh, stop him! stop him, sir!" she cried. “I do not think | can,” he said. “Then you're a helpless soul, indeed Why not get out and hold his le eit Free Press, In the light so pale and spectric Of the forward car—electric— Went a lovely maiden whirling in the city by the Charles. In her hand a book—St. Denis; In her thoughts a youth—lawn tennis; Bitter quarrel, silken love-skein ‘now filled with tangled snarls. Enters car young man with racquet, Clothed in wondrous striped jacket, And he notes the piteous pallor of the musing maiden’s face. He sits down just close beside her And well, surely, docs not chide her While she, poor girl! thanks clectric race, ison and all the —Cambridge Daily. Marjorie (to the new butler) - not serve without gloves.” Peter — Pardon me, other gentlemen takin; and so I took mine off. But, Peter, you must Miss Marjorie, [saw the off their gloves for luncheon, Fliegende Blatter, SUMMER HOTELS. CONGRESS HALL, SARATOGA SPRINGS, N. Y. OPEN JUNE 224 TO OCTODER. Accommodates 1010 uesta, Rates, $3 to $4 per day, actording to location of Foome: by the week, $15 ao $287 ‘CLEMENT & COX, Proprietors. HL 8. CLEMENT, Manager. HOTEL KAATERSKILL, CATSKILL MOUNTAINS, N.Y. OPENS JUNE 251m. RATES REDUCED. $21 a week and upward duriog July. Call or address for descriptive guide, etc., W. F. PAIGE, GILSEY_HOUS! Broadway and 20th 8t., New Yor (Entrance also No. 28 West 30th St.) SHARON SPRINGS, N. Y. SHARON HOUSE, NOW OPEN. Situated on Main Street. opposite the Sulphur Bath Houses Send for circular and terms. Pamphlet descriptive of New Bath and Inhalation Building and European Methods of using Sulphur Water mailed on application, THOMAS K. SHARP. LEADING HOTELS. EW YORK CITY, BREVOORT HOUSE, FirTu AVENUE (near Washington square) NEW YORK. 0. B. Liwsey, ~~ Proprietor. cL GLENHAM, VUFTH AVENUE (between 2st and 2d NEW YORK. ___N. B. Barny, Proprietor. ~~ GRAND UNION HOTEL, Orrosrre Gnaxo Cextrat. Depor, 420 Sr. upwards. Baggage toad i Depot free. opean Pi reeta) NION SQUAT! Enropes Dam & De Revere, Proprietors, Puro ou sEE HOt ST. JAMES HOTEL, Unica, New York. SMITH & PATTEN, Proprietors. 8, 8 SHUTTER BOW and LOCK Price 10 Cents each, Postpaid. Patented July 10, 1888, A simple, cheap and practical invention for bowing and fastening shutters, Attached to any window in two min- tutes at a cost complete of 10 cents, Will not rot, neither wind nor thieves can move it. An orna- ment to the window Why bow shutters with a piece of string when this is available? AGENTS WANTED; special rates and territory given by MERRILL & SON, 90 Varick Street, NEW YORK. comicbooks.com