Judge — June 15, 1889 — page 3: what you’re looking at

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Bea < oe y “3 SUDA 4G AN APOLOGY FROM THE HEART. * What does your father, the baron, call his on the Rhine?" amed, by mein gross-fader, der casdle of Scheinderblitzenschonenberghenhausen.” Miss CHAMMERLAY: Phank you; I'm awfully sorry to have troubled you.” [T OCCURS to Governor Hill that though Rome was saved by geese THE DOCTORS have acquitted the doctors in the Irving Bishop case: that is none of your mean old criterions to go by, and besides there but if anybody wants his trance or catalepsy without danger of the are Democratic gatherings in which neither Romans nor geese predominate. _ knife he had better have it in some place where doctors are totally unknown, sae . fee JOHN SWINTON is back on . ee E WERE about to say that the Su, and his liberal salary nothing could equal the ha- represents more of the dignity of ° : tred of Cleveland by the Hill men ; labor than he has experienced in al 4 F- . but there is the hatred of the Hill four years, 6 5 : * men by the friends of Cleveland, see ‘ Z eee BEV. TUCKER is generally ! ‘ne. x THE DEVIL rebuking sin is a spelled with his first three let- y curious spectacle, but not as ters, and a man thus treated is ! € ridiculous as the claim of Charles usually a good fellow whether he ys i : ; i A. Dana and S. J. Randall of the is bad or not. 4 Be right to lead the Democratic party. SOME PERSONS of sanguine jf ee J I land temperament think we shall 0 \ BS 2 \ < there was not a pleased and presently have steamers that will ; EA << winning smile on the face of cross the ocean about five min- ‘is - 5 . , either; but you ought to have utes before they start. a\ er y ANTS ~— 4 seen how they showed their teeth ees Y IRNZ at the back of the neck. THE PRESIDENT snubs Sec- a retary Blaine only three times a day now, but the Democratic press has hopes of a culminating rupture that will rend both gentle- men limb from limb. AMOA as a vexed question passes out by order of James ne, and goes under the reins and general guidance of that man; but we must admit that she was driven to the front ay by Mr. Bismarck. KING KALAKAUA wants : . $10,000 with which to visit 4 SS i YOUNG BRIGHAM YOUNG the Paris exposition; and it does 5 lives in Washington with one seem, when money is so plentiful wife and one family, but they say in behalf of mere monuments and - he has three wives and three arches, that there ought to be that THE AFTER-SUPPER DANCE. families in Utah; so that notwith- small amount for the gratitication Mk. CLAY —"* Beg pardin’, but T wish yo! wouldn’ breave so han, Miss Haskins.” standing his pretensions he is as of royalty of the real black-and- Miss Haske Do lt ‘noy yo? Mr. Ctay—''Yaas, Yo'done eat so much ice-cream at d° table dat I's gettin’ Much a comme! drummer as blue kind, a cold in d’ scruff ob my neck, anybody,