Judge — June 8, 1889 — page 4: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

JUDGE SENTENCES PASSED BY THE JUDGE. HE DEVILS of religion are decreasing in exact pro- - a — portion to the increase of its angels. Wine is not poured into broken goblets; neither does a noble friendship come to the ignoble. If friendship recognizes any obligation, the bene- factor is he who receives and the benefited he who confers the benefit. It is easier to suspect everybody than to keep the kernel of one’s faith uncorrupted by a careful discrimination. It is in a single honest and disinterested friendship to outweigh all the dissatisfaction caused by a disappointing world, There comes a time when meditation has served its full purpose and only action can adequately carry the stress of one’s being. Sven less than a reed may show which way the tempest blows, and it lies in the use of a punctuation-mark to reveal wonders. The marriage of convenience may have served our progenitors. The nineteenth century, its intelligence on the one hand and its general dissatisfaction on the other, demands that it be something more. The impatient believe or disbelieve, give faith or deny it, become unjustly suspicious or remain unduly credulous. Only those made patient by the necessity of long-imposed thought will take the trouble to adjust the finely balanced scale of justice. There is a certain habit of precision which in one’s self becomes tedious to a degree, the lack of which would be unpardonable negli- gence in one’s friend, while in another its occasional absence reveals a charming abandon which is most refreshing. KATHRINE GROSJRAN. AN ENTIRELY RETAIL TRADE, HIS INDIVIDUAL CLAIM. Newsrarer MAN —"' Waiting for anything?” OKLAHOMA HoomER—"* Bet yer life Tam. I'm waitin’ fer some snoozer ter try ter git this lot away from me. I-come late, but I captured all I could. Mosey along, now, or I'll po} RECENT DECISION is to the effect that to publish the news is not libelous. ‘The thing for complainants to look out for is that they shall omit to produce the news in which they libel themselves. M®- TOWNE in his relations with Mr. Depew made a very natural mistake. It is impossible in a letter to give the details of any proposed arrangement, and Mr. Towne undoubtedly thought he was hired for the next centennial at a salary of $10,000 a year. OTA drunkenness is a crime punishable by fine or im- prisonment, or both, whether the drunkenness inspires hilarity or not. Now let us make the more legitimate article of gluttony a crime, and in due season, whatever becomes of the law, all the world can live in prison at the expense of the outside taxpayers. THE CASE of Irving Bishop suggests a possibility that men will presently be dissected even if it is known that they are alive. Now, while the demands of science are large, nobody should be treated that way except by his own permission—unless, indeed, he should hap- pen to be the dissecting surgeon himself, Bikp-store rrorrizroR —"* You take dot peacock out on der shdreet unt sell him fer dwenty-fife tollar, I gifs you dwendy-fife cends.”” HUM OF THE COURT. MB: GERRY has a society for the propagation of cruelty to children. FANNY DAVENPORT has bought a new husband, and has closed out the second-hand ones regardless of price. GREAT TRUTHS—That Governor Hill wants reform at the polls and that there are no mosquitoes in New Jersey. THE AIR of Engfand has brought the roses back to Mary Ander- son's cheeks at is the best war of the roses that has occurred in the history of ORD LONSDALE has encountered unnumbered perils in his study of arctic geography, and they are likely to destroy him now that he seems to have recovered from them. ZVELAND didn’t kiss her new papa, Mr. Perrine, after the recent nuptial ceremony. She may not have wanted to do it, but she ought to have kissed him for her mother. ASSEMBLYMAN CROSBY says infallibility doesn’t exist outside of the Vatican and the Evening Post. We never expected to sce the corns and claims of George Jones trodden upon with such large boots as those. (later in the day No party seemed t’ want th’ hull bird, ip fifteen dollars sellin’ th’ feathers.” comicbooks.com