Judge — June 8, 1889 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE A SONG. Love was coming down the lane, Wingéd, rosy, blind ; In his hand his little bow, Quiver snug behind, Now, thought I, he cannot see ; If I stand aside, He must pass me ignorant, ‘Therefore satisfied. Kept I silent in my place ; Near, more near, he came, While the beating of my heart Fanned each check to flame. And I, anxious, held my breath, He will pass me—no ! He is crying! Pretty dear, Tt should not be so. Touched with pity, then quoth T “Weep, oh, weep, no more And he, laughing, sent this shaft ‘To my bosom’s core, Eugene Field in Chicago News. When Raby was sick, wo cavo her Castorta, When she was a Child, she cried for Castoria, When she became Miss, sho clung to Castoria. When she had Children, she gave them Castoria Old lady —"*1 hope, my boy, you don’t sell papers on Sunday? Small newsboy (sadly)—" No, mum ; Teain’t big enough to carry a Sunday edition yet."—/arper's Bazar, Grandma ¢ in her —Bur- Johnny Dumpzey (with inflated paper-bag) Sée me ‘bu'st this bag by grandma's ear.” (after the explosion, placidly laying her knitti lap and looking toward the door) —"* Come in, lington Free Pi Henpecked husband (reading the paper and rockin the cradle)—""Ahem ! the bustle is going out, I fe (who has just finished des and [am going with it. You take I get back." —Boston Courier, You of that ‘The fashionable ladies’ corrective tonic is An Bitters, the world-renowned tonic of Dr. J. G. B. gert & Sons. Ask your druggist. stura We always look forward with pleasure to the arrival of Jupce, for it weekly contains some of the finest rep- resentations of political folly that ever appear in the ublic illustrated press, Its double-page picture of the four hundred swell New Yorkers bowing down in wor- ship to an English dude, with Washington looking on in disgust, could not be excelled by the pen of any human caricaturist. It is a severe rebuke to wealthy Americans for aping the English styles so persistently s brimful of true wit and comic illustrations, Odd-Fellows Mail, Salt Lake, Utah, There is usually more or less soreness existing bee tween the barber and the customer who gets the close —Lnter-Ocean, Gen, Fisk takes occasion to deny the report that he Tam holding up the prohi jest summit to which T can eli estimable man, and it scems almost a pity that hi portunities for climbing are so poor.—Vebraska Jour- “DANDRUFF showld never be neglected, be- cause its natural end is in BALDNESS.” “The persistence 9f ITCHING is peace-de- stroying and. exhausting to the vital powers.”” SCRATCHING is not nice, nor half as satisfying asa SHAMPUO with PACKER'S Tar Soap allays Itching, cures Dandrufl and Skin Diseases, pre- vents Haldness and leaves the skin delightfully smooth, soft, elastic and healthful. Removes odors 25 conte. Druggisis, or THE PACKER MFG. 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How you fondle and caress him, though I'm sure he don't ask it; Now I'd appreciate it, and nzy nose is never cold ! a silk-lin d basket 1 who wears a m. to be the blue-bottle who perches on your fore alks about stately o'er your classie Roman nose, You'd scarcely speak to me if just one little kiss I bor- rowed, Vet you let iim march about your face with jam upon his clothes, W, But most of all I fondly wish, since I can ne'er delight you, Or awaken any feeling in your Knickerbocker face, Is to be that lawless Jerseyite, with privilege to’ bite ou— ‘The mosquito who comes singing, and who always knows his Mrs, Winst.ow’ cething ; sooth all p bottle, Sootninec Syrur for Children the child, softens the gums, allays cures wind colic and diarrhea, ents a “Death must be sweet," said Mary Skinner, of C cago, as she tumbled into the river off a drawbi “You must be a good deal of a fool!" observed the ol sailor who pulled her out, “to try this way when pizen is so cheap."—Free Dress, THE NEW MODEL AIR-TIGHT RUBBER TIP PEARL MUCILAGE. 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