Judge — May 18, 1889 — page 6: what you’re looking at

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J FORTY ARRIED, how long ago? Count the years by the Hinata weatingtring 7 How fast they fy—the a oe And. youth goes with them ; a 1ove, sweetheart, is the coy lasting ting We two—ah, what did we know of love, when roses of Fine were red? When you wept amect tears at a song, or sobbed for sate thouptaicss word Tad Once thick and heavy) UDGE YEARS. Our hearts were Like children in fait We wandered do wonderful golden strand, Where all the dreams of the heart come true, and lovers ‘walk hand in hand. Since then—since then, oh, the long, long road we have ‘wandered through cali and storm, When leaves blew by usand snow-flikes whirled, and ‘we watched the swallows form In wing clouds sweeping down the sky to lands where ht as bright Lubbles blown. ‘here the daisies grew, to that 4 And blushed if T only pressed your hand or a kiss on ‘your fair brown hes PROFESSIONAL. A dentist's wife gave an entertain mant. During the course of the evening, which had proved an unusually dull one, Miss Lucy, the eldest olive- branch, approached the piano with a concerto in D minor under her arm. Guest (with evident alarm) — “Ar thetics given here during operations OUTRAGEOUS. So you don’t like tall women?” asked a decided qisanthrope of a friend. “Not a bit. If I ever marry it shall be to the smallest one I can find.” “Quite right, my boy—of two evils chanse the least.” ENCOURAGING, Hayward—" Professor, what is ing sign of col- Professar —“ Without doubt, sir, Huntor —' Who's that man at the bar?” E the sun was warm. IN A NEWPORT CLUB. There was always brightness for you and tic, and over the tears we wept, For'ifé's sore lomes.and hurting pain, a rainbow of hope still crept, on nir sweet, tear-clouded eyes ur pale, worn cheek cere burning there, ea lover? Of course Ido, What wuld T talk like, pray ? is never a lover true to the girl =y, 'as her husband forty years and scen her grow old and gray. AGAINST HIS PRINCIPLES. Lawyer — Now, Mr. Minton, will you swear that what you have testi- fied is true?” Witness — swearing man, DIDN’T CARE TO SEE IT. Artist — until you have s wish to sl exhibited in the last P: Miss Porcine (of Ch “E , but I don't loon pictures Ric —"' Friend of Thatehy's. ing: member.” Huxtox —" Glad he's only I was afraid he was ‘ staying.’" the decadence of the college yell.” ing. Ro ae, OS x PROTECTED IMPISHNESS. like to have Mr. Bruin call on us, mamma.” She's so frank, you know, _ It is'a pleasure, isn’t it, dear?” Etstz—" Ves. You're so happy after he goes, you forget to punish me for saying naughty, bright things while he's here.” comicbooks.com