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JUDGE ‘The balmy days are almost here, When picnic woods are dry, And picnic pants get full of ants And sit down in picnic pie, — Washington Hatchet, “You're looking bad, Bromley." ‘Yes, Been up every night for a week with the baby." ‘You wished him at the bottom of the Dead sea many a time, I sus- pect?” “Why, no, I ain't so brutal as that.’ But I was very thankful he wasn’t twins,—£poch. AGENTS $75. per month and mses Deyerresraer usr a at Bete BLM, 9810 or £910 for 0 rata box, rest. of onic and east of Denver.of the # Candies in the World, put up boxes. strict ‘addres C: “ieonce. 1e St..Chicago GUNrHEns Co: =e Tua ENS Seen 12 St LEADING HOTELS. NEW YORK CITY. HOTEL GLENHAM, Forma AvExCE (between Ziat and 2d streets) wes Tonk B,_Barny, Proprietor. HOTEL, Qrroaire Gnaxn Cexrmat, Depor. «20 8t.. zand upwards, “Bagtage European Plan, UNION SQUARI UNION Ravens, Proprietors. Furopean Plan, GUske “HOUSE, ‘and 29th Sireet: New York. FSLIN & BRO., Proprietora. 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