Judge — May 4, 1889 — page 4: what you’re looking at

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A MIRACLE AT THE TABLEAUX. WaAsitincton (as the stage manager's deg gets in front of the Delaware packet)—"* Walk out in th’ wings an’ whistle, Mulvey !" HUM OF THE COURT. HE MAN PIGOTT died much too soon. It was the obvious right of HE. Paper World says this is the age of paper. Indeed it is. Visit every man to help him to the desired end with the end of his boot. any theatre on any night. PAPER has the heading “ The Fashions in a Nutshell.” We see. The papa of the establishment is a lost man if he does nutshell out. TR CHARLES RUS: wept like a child after speaking six con- secutive days, and all his audience were equally dissolved in cheers. OHN SHANE of Cincinnati had his mustache dyed, and through the poison of the dye lost the mustache and is apprehensive with regard to his lip. A woman would never make such a mistake as that, She ! 1S A PLACE in Michigan called Romeo. Go west, ye am- S actresses, and grow up with Romeo. MPEROR of China has ten men to take charge of his umbrella ; in that it never reigns but it pours. be said, in this study of practical science, to be a very 1 powder, because it always rises in the yeast. BE IT ever so humble there seems to be no place like Oklahoma. [7 WILL be found presently that Jay Gould was given authority of possession of the continent by Christopher Colum- bus and the constitution of the United $ Ti SPINNIN ming to sing about; but Is who spun wool with it have been relegated to some ex- tent to that vacuity of memory which belongs to the ordinary milk-maid who had to earn her money too. SOME PAPER suggests base- ball forladies, The man who writes this paragraph has seen one game between two women nines, and he begs, as an amend- ment, to suggest that Cornwallis be resurrected and the country be surrendered to him. THIS COUNTRY has its nar- rowest escape in the peace ful end of the centennial cele- ion, Happily, the four hun- dred, unlike those boys in gray didn’t know how to fight ; is besides established that four hundred is not a majority, NOT SUCCEEDING VERY WELL. Mrs. Rirtry—‘* Good momin’, Miss Grimshaw. Corie right, up an’ iforny ter-morrer. an’ father's tryin’ set down, We expect our son from ter carry out that air scriptur’ idee with th’ fat calf.” would bleach, Some RE Ireland create surprise be- cause they haven't been followed by the suicide of the government which permits them, MBS. HARRISON some- mes, after shopping in shington, carries her pur- chases home with her. That seems strange to some persons ; 'T evictions in but of course she has the reason- ing faculty sufficiently not to take them to Indianapolis, WHEN FRANCIS JOSE heard that Fred Grant was booked for Vienna he shut his lips firmly and said he wasn't afraid; but it was noticed that there were a pallor and _a hectic flush in his ancient cheek that had not been seen there before. TYve BLACK MEN who lynched somebody have been pardoned by the governor of South Carolina because the ex- ample of lynching had been set them by white men who were never punished. As the two governors of the Carolinas said each to the other on a memor- able occasion, it’s a long time between events like this, comicbooks.com