Judge — May 4, 1889 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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But whether he said so again I cannot say, For 1 got tired of listening then, ‘And came away. — Somerville Journal, ‘A MAD WORLD, MY MASTERS. The largest and most enthusiastic Browning club in America is in Philadelphia, No wonder. People who believe in the Keeley motor naturally think they can understand anything, | By the way, speaking of Brown- ing, wasn't there a Volapuk—we think that is the name it used to go by—society organized in this United States a few years ago? Andan archery club? And a blue- ss cure? And didn't a certain’ class of lunatics go about drinking hot water? And wasn't there a mind cure somewhere in the wood-pile not tong ago? Oh, well; that's all right, These things are harmless, and the asylum would be unendurable if there wasn't some- thing to amuse the patients. And your little fad is—oh, you are a theosophist? Hindoo or Boston brand? Oh, Roston? 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