Judge — May 4, 1889 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE 67 THE OTHER SIDE. To his love he sent some verses, ender verses, fond and true, ‘That expressed his deep devotion Better than his prose could do. So he clipped them from the paper, Folded them with fondest care, nd enclosed them to his darling, All his passion to declare. Ah! but fate was dead agai For, by chance demoniac, A divorce case and his verses Had been printed back to back. And his love mistook his meaning; She will never be his bride; For she didn’t turn the clipping, And she read the other side. st him, New York claims a boy five years old who can speak reek and Latin as well as the professors, It might just as well have claimed a horse which could play the piano and sing like an angel, but the liar didn't have time. —Detroit Free Press, When Baby was sick, we gave her Castoria. When she was a Child, she cried for Castoria. When she became Miss, she clung to Castoria, When she bad Children, she gave them Castoria Saidie!” gushed Mamie, meeting her friend on ‘a dozen of us girls have organized a Brown- ing club, and you must come to our next meeting. It is perfectly lovely.” ** What particular poems of Brown- ing’s have you read?" ‘Oh, we haven't read any yet We've only met once, and then we talked all the even- ing about Miss Laura Dunvere, who is going to marry Jack Bullion next week. I don't care much for Brown- ing, anyway."—Nerw York Ledger, The use of Angostura Bitters excites the appet keeps the digestive organs in order. Dr. J. G. B. Siegert & Sons, sole manufacturers. At all druggists. What makes in her cheeks that beautiful glow, That lovely light in her eye? What makes her neck as white as the snow, What gives to her lips their bright dye? What gives to that graceful and willowy form, hat hand so shapely and small, These graces of hers—bewitching they are— ‘Oh, does she inherit them all ? No; her father was homely, her mother was plain; Her loveliness came not that way; She diets, takes exercises, wears low-heeled shoes, ‘And walks several miles every day. She's growing more lovely the older she grows, And never knows illness or ache; She’s making experiments, trying to show Heredity’s all a mistake. —Boston Courier. CATARRH CURED, A clergyman, after years of suffering from that loathsome disease, Catarrh, and vainly trying every known remedy, at las found a recipe which completely cured and saved him from death, Any sufferer from thts dreadful disease sending a self Addressed stamped envelope to Prof, J. A. Lawrence, 88 Warren St, New Vork City, will Feceive the recipe free of charge. New boanter—" Wt strikes me these biscuits are tough.” Mrs. Bawo (the landlady)—"* Young man, I made those biscuits, and I've made them before you were born.” Werw boarder (unabashed)—" [ don't doubt it, ma’am; but why don’t you keep them in the curio cabin Aren't you afraid somebody might break them ?"— Drake's Magazine Kelva Lockwood writes to the New Vork //erald » “Should women smoke? No, by all means no!” and then goes on to tell why she shouldn't. The best reason in the world, in our opinion, why woman shouldn't smoke is that it would make her fearfully sick—Kachester Post Express, THE CELEBRATED PIAWoOS ‘Are at present the Most Popular and Preferred by Leading Artists, Warerooms, 149, 151, 153, 155 East 14th St, W.Y. SOHMER & CO., a, Pais 1103 Chestnut Street: Cwicaco, Tut.. 236 State Street; San Francisco, Cat. Union Club Building: § Lovis, Mo., 1522 Olive Street; Kansas Crry, Mo,, 1123 Maia St OUR TWO OPINIONS. ** Yes," said Bagley, ‘1 have become quite famous Us two waz boys when we fell out— asan author, and now I have to cultivate eccentricities. ‘igh to the age uv my youngest now; Iam around paying my debts."—Adhany Journal. Don't rec'lect what ‘twuz about, AR Se kaa Some small diffrence, I'll allow. THE Lived next neighbors twenty years K O D K L \ e A-hatin’ each other, me ‘nd Jim— ANYBODY can use the He havin’ his opinyin uv me *Nd L havin’ my opinyin uy bim, Kopak, ‘The operation of mak- ing a picture consists simply of pressing a button, One Hun- dred instantaneous pictures are Grew up together ‘nd wouldn't speak, Courted sisters, ‘nd marr'd "em, too: “Tended same meetin'-house oncet a week, A-hatin’ each other, through ‘nd through! But when Abe Linkern asked the west F'r soldiers we answered—me ‘nd Jim— ade without re-loading. No He havin’ his opinyin uy me dark room or chemicals neces- *Nd [ havin’ my opinyin uv him! sary. A division of labor is offered, whereby all the work of finishing the pictures is done at the factory, where the camera can be sent to be re-loaded. ‘The operator need not learn anything about photography. Ile can“ press che button —we do the rest. Send for copy of Kovax Primer, with sample photo- graph, |THE EASTMAN DRY PLATE AND PILM CO., Rocheste: N. Ye But down in Tennessee one night ‘Ther wuz sound uv firin’ fur away “Nd the sergeant allowed ther'd be a'fight With the Johnnie Rebs some time nex’ day "Nd as I wuz thinkin’ uy Lizzie ‘nd home Jim stood afore me, long an’ slim— He havin’ his opinyin uv me "Nd [ havin’ my opinyin uv hi PRICE 825.00. Seemed like we knew there wuz goin’ to be Serious trouble f'r me ‘nd him— Us two shuck hands, did Jim ‘nd me, But never a word from me or Jim! 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