Judge — April 13, 1889 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE N Those people who are always thinking that the news- papers are hitting at them are advised by the Atchison Globe to look through the bible; they will find many flings at them in the good book. A BOON TO PARTIES VISITING EUROPE. ‘There is a system whereby you may use your indi- vidual check-book in any country on the globe with the same convenience that you do at home. The Chegue ank, Limited, of London offers this inestimable ad- vantage. The Chegue Bank was established in London seventeen years ago, and has for its Trustees The Rt. Hon, John Bright ‘and Rt. Hon, Earl Beauchamp, names which are a synonym for solidity and financial integrity. The Chegue Bank checks are available in all parts of the world, and are accepted as cash by the Hrsh’ goverament, customs boute, al’ stearahip apd railroad ‘ofices; in other words the Chepue Ban imited, offers the greatest system of financial con- Yenience known to civilization, The Chegue Bank, Limited, has opened an office in New York, and the well-known firnr of E. J. Matthews & Co, are its agents. ‘Their references are the best, as will be seen by the names printed in their advertisement in another part of this paper. For hand-book’ containing full explanation of their system and all information apply to Messrs. E. J. Matthews & Co., Agents, United Bank Building, New York, or at their uptown office, 30 Union Square, New York. Down in Marietta they have a brand of drink called “earthiquake cider.” A pint of it is said to make a man chase himself half-way across the Susquehanna and yell for help.—Harrisbury Telegraph. When Baby was sick, we gave her Castoria, When she was a Child, she cried for Castoria. When she became Miss, she clung to Castoria. When she had Children, she gave them Castoria, ‘The Rev. Talmage said a while ago that he couldn't believe angels came back to earth and watched over cer- tain people, and an old lady in Ohio has made three attempts at suicide because of his disbelief. She had always believed she was watched and couldn't tumble Pe the well or get choked on a fish-bone.— Detroit Free Press. After a sleepless night, use Angostura Bitters to tone up your system. Buy only the genuine, manufactured by Dr. Siegert & Sons. Atal druggists. Western constituent—"* So you're a Democrat? ( me your hand Washington belle (absent-mindedly)—"* Ask papa."— Epoch, ve ‘The latest numbers of the ‘*Judge’s novels” are Lady Car: the Sequel of a Life,” by that popular Englis author, Mrs, Oliphant; and’"* Jack of Hearts: a Stor of English Life,” by an anonymous writer. The former has all the charm of Mrs. Oliphant’s earlier works: the latter is a breezy romance—a story of Bohemia, which has been very successful abroad and has already been zed in Londo gusta (Me.) Jou nal. “DANDRUFF should never be neglected, be ‘cause its natural end is in BALDNESS." “The persistence of ITCHING is peace-de- stroying and exhausting to the vital powers. SCRATCHING is not nice, nor half as satisfying asa SHAMPOO with PACKER’S Tar Soap) which allays Itching, cures Dandruff and Skin Diseases, pre- vents Baldness and leaves the skin delightfully smooth, soft, elastic and healthful. Removes odors from perspiration, etc 25 cents, Druggists, or THE PACKER MFG. CO., 100 Fulton St., NewYork. _ Sample (half cake), soc. stamps, if Juncs: is mentioned, THE CELEBRATED ‘Are at present the Most Popular and eas ul by Leading Artists, Warerooms, 149, 151, 153, 155 East 14th St, W. ¥. SOHMER & CoO., Puicaprirnia, Pai. 1103 Chestnut Street: Cuicaco, Tu, 236 State Street: Sav Fuaxersco, Cat, Union Club Building: Sr. Lovie, Mo., t522 Olive Street; Kansas Crry, Mo., and | | Mrs, De Temper (looking up {rom the paper)—"* Well, I declare! Another woman, single handed, has captured a burglar. I should think’she would have been killed by the brute; but the paper says the moment she grabbed a poker and made a dash for him his knees trembled and his teeth shook, and he sank to the floor in affright.”” Mr. De Temper—* He is probably a married man.” York Weekly. Ne Blobson—"" 1 understand that Borer has gone south for the rest of the winter."” Popinjay—* Yes, and for the rest of the community 100.—Burlington Free Press. THE CAUSES OF DEATH. Our readers are doubtless all familiar with the Robin- son poisoning cases, which have recently come to light in Somerville, Mass., a suburb of Boston. It scems that cight deaths have occurred from arsenical Poisoning, seven in one family, and within tive years 1 is doubtful if the murderers would have been brought to justice had not an organization in which the victims were insured began an investigation as to why so many persons had suddenly died in one family, But the sensation from a medical point of view con- nected with the case, took place in Boston at a recent meeting of the Massachusetts Medico-Legal Society, when it was stated by Dr. Holt that there was general ignorance of the symptoms of arsenical poisoning and because of such ignorance the Robinson poisoning cases had gone on without arousing the suspicion of medical men. The Robinson cases were all treated by regular physicians, sith correct diplomas, men supposed to now what they were doctoring for, and to know the effect of drugs on certain diseases. Vet in the five deaths from arsenical poisoning of which we speak, cer- tificates of death were given for pneumonia, typhoid fever, meningitis, bowel disease, and Bright's di Is it any wonder that patients are losing faith in their doctors ? In the very same manner thousands of patients are being treated this day for pneumonia, heart trouble, dropsy, incipient consumption, etc., when these are but symptoms of advanced kidney disease, which is but another name for Bright's disease. ‘The doctors do not strike at the seat of the disease—the kidneys, and if they did nine times out of ten they, would fail—as they are on record as saying they cannot cure Bright's disease of the kidneys. Rather than use Warner's Safe Cure, a well-known specific for this and all other forms of kidney disease, they would let their patients die, and then give a death certificate that death was caused by pericarditis, apoplexy, phthisis or cardiac affection. Is this not the honest truth? Do you not know in your own personal history very many instances where physicians doctored the wrong’ disease, and caused un- told suffering, and many times death ? Merchant's wife (suddenly appearing in her husband's office\—"* Hah! “I thought you said your typewriter girl was an old maid.” Merchant (much confused)—"* Um—er, yes, m'dear, of course, of course: but she is sick to-day, and she sent her litle granddaughter as a subsitute."—iladelphia tecord, 1,415 RESPONSES ALREADY ! WE ask every reader of the JUDGE to send 10c, for a SUSACUAC SPOOL-HOLDER, anit 1s an indispensable convenience to every- body. THE BOOK ANTIQUARY, Easton, Pa. ** Lady Car” and “* Jack of Hearts” are the titles two new books issued by the Judge publishing company, who have made such a success of "" Napoleon Smith” and other novels. “* Lady Car: the Sequel of a Life,” is the latest story from the pen of Mrs. Oliphant, the well-known English authoress. ‘Jack of Hearts: a Story of Bohemia,” is by another noted English writer, delightful romance of English life.— MWatertozn = Y.) Times. THE ANYBODY can use the Konak. The operation of mak- ing a picture consists simply of pressing a button. One Hun. dred instantaneous pictures are made without re-loading, No dark room or chemicals neces- sary. A division of labor is offered, whereby all the work of finishing the pictures is done at the factory, where the camera can be sent to be reloaded. ‘The operator need not learn anything about photography, He can "press the button" —we do the rest. ‘Send for copy of Kopax Primer, with sample photo- graph. 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