Judge — March 30, 1889 — page 7: what you’re looking at

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gambler is a bad man, and his honor has had to admit that he is not enough of an Eads to jetty the flood that pours through the sluiceways of the temples-of-chance in his borough; but, as a salve to the municipal conscience, he diverted the sum which was yearly paid to the poli hush money into a fund for the erection and maintenance of an asylum for the poor, and a man may know now, when he coppers the red in Orleans, that he is assisting a Creole pauper to As his portrait shows, Mr. Shakspeare is a man of rugged and steadfast character, He was never known to drug a fowl or split a lottery-ticket. His administration of city affairs has ever been clean and abow and it may never be said that the Republican nomina New Orleans is “not for Joc.” New a moderately square meal, board ; ion for mayor of ‘That a woman tikes mirrors we're prone to suspect: Vet. if for therr difference we're seeking. A woman oft speaks when sive does not retcet "A'mirror rellects without speak STRIKING A TRADE. Bowery TOOTH-aRTIST—"Anything I can do for you, my friend 7" Mk, Stewnies—"T dunno, What d’ yer ask fer that air milkin'-stool ? MEN WE HAV! MAYOR OF NEW ORLEANS. MET. JOSEPH A, SHAKSPEARE [7 may be an open question as to who wrote those pretty little skits en- titled * Macbeth,” * King Lear” and “ Richard Triple-Junior,” which have for several years stimulated the historians to go out in the country and walk back, but there is not the slightest doubt “City ordinances of New Orleans, | 7 fighting industry. Joseph A. Shakspeare is th was elected mayor of the city twice in succession, completely downing th Democratic nominee on each occasion. Born in New Orleans in 1837, to a father who was one of the old-time foundrymen, his early character carefully moulded, and after being cooled and the burrs filed down, he was sent to New York to complete his ironical education with the Novelty works, He stayed with this corporation for two ye d on his return to the south was made a partner in the firm of Wheele Ides & Co, ir recognition of his ability as an engineer and his coining of the new phrase, to take the place of the old “ Mud-bend ” of his boyhood. Mr, Shakspeare is a man of some eccentricities, but they are invariably in the direction of fairness and squareness. It has never been whispered of him that he used fence-rails in the construction of an iron assembly ceil- he was guilty of using cider vinegar in pickling his casting: social conditions of his city upset the puritanical tenet that a s to the authorship of d_ govern the cock- mirable culprit, and he WHAT THE NOBILITY ARE COMING TO. Counr dear prince Paixcr, Gontorrski—"A trifle, my friend. to get roubles for the improvement of my estateff.”” ppovircn (in St, Petershury)—"* Isn't it rawther unique-ski, me L sail for New Vorkoff to-day CAN'T BE BEAT. Country hostess—" Have another pi don’t think you'll find any better, Th the first premium at the fair last fall.” Miss Saturn —"Ah, yes. 1 thought I detected the flavor of the premium, d beet, Miss Saturn, do! | se are some o” them that took IN THE pu have read ike in right here: MINORITY. * No, L haven't, and can’ And I don’t care to try: In quite plat shan't, And I haven't and can’t Oh, yes, you may rant, And my ‘ignorance’ ery: But I haven't and can’t And I don’t care to try.” a @ asia’ Bur Tbs For to me t's been said: * Of course you have read, Till I've wished I was dead Every day in this year. "Of course you have read "— But I broke in right here. VERY SAD. It is said that men are more deepl: hydraulic motor “Little Lord Fauntleroy.” This reminds the old Ne Yorker that when Barnum’s museum was burned, long years ago fishes met a terrible fate, but only the whales really blubbered. jected than women by the new comicbooks.com