Judge — March 23, 1889 — page 5: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE NORTH WOODS LIVIN’. UP giaeite monnsain pte ane flyin’ clouds in t An’ the pine woods is towerin’ with the ste flashin’ through, An’ the strong, bracin’ odor o' the hemlocks comes It’s thar I'm a-longin’ an’ a-hungerin’ ter be! Whar the hemlock camp is built on the side o° the hi An’ the log-fire is roarin’ like the grindin’ o° the mill “Thar we spread spruce branches fer a soft an’ scent While the strong wind is shoutin’ in the pines overhead. Min comes along the stream with his sharp eyes out ‘An’ a quick light hand fer the flashia’, shinin’ trout: ‘Then Doc comes through the woods with his gun on. An’ the robins an’ the partridges is like ter come ter harm! ‘Then when they git ter camp, an’ dinner-time is near, ght, ma'am, Mrs. Voungwife ake some cake: White or yellow?” White, please. 1am going and of course want them to be RONDEAU. py hours, now flowa and dead, y breast your golden head and turned cerulean eyes, With childlike faith of glad surprise, On mine that to your face were wed: And many tender things these red, Sweet lips of yours demurely said, In questions arch and soft replies, In happy hours. I read h With you as once In happy ALK ROLAND HAVEN. SIGNS. Cay, on Centr On In Jerse: Undertaker. Tombstone: Socnavn in'd dot a peeculia Rosenre. Youst a leedle. SATIETY AT A STAMFORD POKER PARTY. Mr. Jastes—"* Wi Mx. Frexcu— eat up he’s hull stack. i's d’ mattah wiv Howells 2" 0° see, Mistah James, we's usin’ clams fer chips, an’ Mistah Howells’s done feams. a- “Thar'sa sizalin’ an’a fryin’ it would melt yer heart ter hear. Doc tuens the juicy bieds abrownin’ in the Bre, An’ makes steamin’ coffee ye could drink an’ Min sends the flapjacks up a-whi A-swearin™ ‘The fresh trout is sizzlin’ tell ye’ An’ then ye set an’ stuff yerself ontell y ‘Thar’s Moose river flyin’ down the rapids white with foam, An® the air—wal, thar's nothin’ ter compare with it ter home. “The smell o' the wood-fire—thar’s nothin’ half so goods An’ the darndest biggest appetite ye ever set ter food! Ye may talk 0° Detmonico's—it's fine, I'l agree, But North Woods livin’ is good enough fer me! YLORENCE. ill, 1. ied bed, hisarm, ART ANNEX. Rosy de 1 shape ohf cai You see, I vos pa + bordraid obf Silberstein der glothier for a banner, unt he insiss on hefin’ a brofile. LENTEN OBSERVATIONS. AN EASTER HID Sweet girls, don’t call your "A perfect duck of a thin If perchance you've placed upon it A fine old rooster's wing. ster bonnet It is no great self-denial to give up skating when there is no ice. Do not go to the theatre unless you have received complimentary tickets. Never devote more than six days of the week to preparing your Easter costume. When asked a conundrum in Lent deny yourself the answer and always“ give it up. You need not deny yourself the pleasure of giving a dollar to every beggar who accosts you. Lent is a good season for courtship. deny yourself a great deal in the w: Abway: is no nec You can y of gas, ete. atone fried fish on Fry-day, but there ty to eat more than one on Tuesda A dress of nun’s veiling and an expression of humility go well together and enhance your beauty. Impress upon your most reg ler that you cat only candy on Sunday. He will then bring you a ning. about “forty days of the year being lent.” This is a regular chestnut, and even the people of Chicago refuse to laugh at If you go to church in the evening it is no sin to tell your sweetheart, so that he may Good is often accomplished in this way, as he might not go without you, accompany, comicbooks.com