Judge, 1889-03-23 · page 2 of 16
Judge — March 23, 1889 — page 2: what you’re looking at
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The main cartoon, titled "EXTREMELY FICKLE," depicts three figures in period dress appearing to court or flatter a woman, illustrating the caption's joke about inconstancy in romance. The dialogue references "Miss Daisy," a "rose between thorns," and mentions characters named Warren Manning and others, suggesting this depicts a specific social scandal or romantic entanglement among notable figures, though the specific identities remain unclear from the image alone. The surrounding editorial content addresses political appointments and office-seeking in the postal service, criticizing both parties' patronage practices. The text condemns the "mob solicitations of place" and argues that postal service positions should be merit-based rather than political rewards, attacking what it calls the "superciliousness and senility" of England and Canada's civil-service system by comparison.
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OULD FT not be well to fi up Ben Butler as a battle ship and send him to Samoa to shoot himself off? accused Anthony recently of telling he doesn't utter the ed surticle anyhow. HE PRESIDENT has a kind of hand-shake that doesn’t wear ont his arm, an automatic hand for the president will find himself f ‘The man who invents, ever blessed. SOUTHERN ORATOR re- cently repeated the old asser- tion that one southron was good for tive Yankees. Itmay be Let the struggle be made with the blue-grass article, and_no shooting mpetitor’seyes with the corks, it may be. ADDRESS TO THE A. C. flow Ficonder whavyou aret As the diamonds in the sky Miss Daisy BIZZY IS NOT DIZZY. HERE HAS been a good de of excitement affairs in a,and it is possible there will be more, ‘The president has, how- ever, expressed himself fully reg: for thorns. over the bank, and I promised Sam: rding such matters, and Mr. Blaine not anxious to do it, will know exactly what todo in case of an But Bismarck, though a pretty old man, is not out of his head, and will draw the line on the safe side of the sign of danger. thougt mergency. THE NEW SOUTH? IME SOUTHERN and other papers object to the JUDGE'S cartoon mildly protesting against such southern crimes as that of the murder ¢ crimes in the north too, Indeed But wo or more crimes do not nei Clayton, and they say there is so, and the point is well taken. ind one crime is no excuse for another. The northern nd if there of a section or a bailiwick it does its utmost to and bring their perpetrators to justice, sensitive, but it has no reason to believe that criticism press is just ygainst crime in one section as another, are crimes characteristi ferret them ou to blame for be The south is not EXTREMELY FICKLE. cap I'm struck with that little quotation—'A rose between two thorns,” you know.” HARLIE. HINKLE (of Cincinnati)—"* Isn't it rather cold for Justa little, but it's goi I sce my old friend, Warren Manning, coming down na whole half-hour.” of its erimes and weaknesses is not honestly meant, any more than it bas reason to suspect the motives of northern men who yo south with their capital to develop southern resources, and, of course, to fill their own as well as southern pockets. The JUDGE has only good feeling for the south, It proposes, with the president, to know intimately no point of the compass at the expense of another, and it will be perfectly fair toall. But where is the man who did that assassination ? OFFICE-SEEKING — THE POSTAL SERVICE. HEN Mr. George Witham Curtis, just previous to the transfer of his allegiance to the Democratic party, described it as “very hungry and very thirsty,” it was an unconscious characterization of a mania, irre- spective of party, of all office-seekers. The mob solicitous of place that now crowd Washington expect a political miracle—that the few loaves and fishes should be made to feed a multitude, After twenty-five years of abstention, it was not surprising that the starved Democratic exiles should clamor with prolonged hunger for official bread. ‘The impetuous urgency of the Republicans, who have in the brief Lent of their dispossession hardly digested their long and liberal meal, is more than humiliating —it is disgraceful. The men who were removed for political reasons are struggling for their old friction- polished seats. A new crowd, thinking the old incumbents have had their share, are also snatching for the same places. Public office i not to be degraded to a public plun- der. ments are humiliated into servitors of a lunch-counter for the clamor- ous expectants of a meal in consid- eration of the nickel of political service. Practical men have little faith in civil service as a petrifactior Yet it is conceded that rapid rota- tion in pprenticeship and resultant crudity of work. ‘The promotion to the postal service of recruits from the plow may be political appre but is little likely toad business service. This department at least, one of the most important, could well be ated from politi- cal reward and ‘be placed on the same plane as milit Heads of government depart- ny line of duty is perpetual jation, nce a purely y service, pro- Be- ause Jones or Brown has worked a caucus in favor of a congressio’ nomin motion following experience. ion, is he properly qualifi for a railroad distributor of the mail ? A thorough and necessary geo - graphical knowledge can only be attained by experience and drill, and no self-complacent claim of inspira- tion will take its place, There are numberless positions where ordinary ity can well serve without re- tarding or embarrassing the busi- ness of the public, sition to nor symj Neither oppo- athy with the policy of an administration has any ch chi bearing on the purely intelligent, yet mechanical, service of the mails. ‘The postmaster, however, outside of the great towns is a political gan- glion, who helps or hinders through his distribution of party force, and should properly be changed. In the evolution of politics it is not too much to expect that a divid- ing line can be drawn between a service like that of a soldier and t which requires sympathy with the policy of the party in power. Some such attainable plan will avoid the superciliousness and senility of the life-long civil-service system of England and Canada, even if it does not fully satisfy that vast multitude “who neither toil nor spin,” but believ. chosen people they should receive the honor and manr from the political heaven, The false ery of the Democratic commune, is not to be imitated by a party of self-respect. Ni ment afford to imitate the parental policy of itism of Germany, office is uns: we to be Turn the als out,” her can this govern- rance or the offi It follows, nevertheless, that too great eagerness for ory to the non-solicitous public, and it may overwhelm the party that exhibits it, not only with disgust, but defeat, KK comicbooks.com