Judge — March 16, 1889 — page 12: what you’re looking at

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380 JUDGE STITCHES IN THE BACK. Peter C. Vandewater, Commis- sioner of Highways, Woodsburgh, Long Island, N. Y., writes : ** During the last three years I have been troubled with stitches in the back. ‘They came on without the slightest warning and laid me up for two and three weeks at a time, and nothing did me any good. Over a year ago I had a more severe attacl move. My wife then applied an Ati PLASTER on the small of the back where the kink ap- peared to be. I never had used one before. In a short time all pain had vanished, and the next morning I got up and attended to my business. I put a fresh Plaster on every week for a month, and I feel that I have been jirely cured, as have not had an attack in the last thteen months.” Beware of imitations, and do not be deceived by misrepresentation. Ask for ALLCOCK’S, and let no explanation or solicitation induce you to accept a substitute. SCHOTT BROS’ BUTTON -MAKING MACHINE. UNITED STATES PATENTS: No. 361,088, - = APRIL 12th, 1887. 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It appears, however, that Nye contributed to another Colorado paper before his connection with |the Tridune ; this was the Georgetown Miner. Mr. | E. H. N, Patterson was then the editor, we think, to encourage the Wyoming genius. At any rate, 3 contributed to the Georgetown Miner before his fame reached Denver. We have one of Mr. Nye's first contributions to the Miner, and we give it herewith. It is of interest, first as being one of the popular humorist’s early work: second, as containing a poem by him; third, as afford- ing an opportunity to such as may be disposed to com- pare Nye’s early work with his later work, deriving from | such comparison pretty good evidence that his work has | greatly improved in quality. “WILL YOU LOVE ME WHEN I'M OLD? “The following poem was composed while the writer was recovering from a very violent attack of bilious colic; but it isa sweet little thing, with a vein of touchfulness running through it and sticking out in places. ‘There is something indescribably sad about it. Most every one who has read it feit sad after they got through. I don't know ether I shall have it set to music, so that I can sing it, or preserve it in alcohol: ** Darling, T have often thought ‘That I'd put my racket in, Bat I've had to listen on ‘To the music of your chin. “Will you love me when I'm old, And my locks are turned to gray? Il you buzz into my ear With your grand and flowery play? \ “ When I weigh 200 pounds Will you Keep your love for me? Will you promise * ‘cross your heart’ That you'll hold me on your knee? * Shall we be the same as now After we have older grown? Wi hen you're troubled with a boil, ou be my ownest own? “When my hair is dappled gray, And [cannot make it curl, Shall T be your solid pard— More so than the hired girl ? ** Will you hover o'er my head When I'm going up the flume ? Will you weep and paw the ground When I'm planted in the tomb? Will you wateh the lowly spot Where your loved one’s dust is laid, With your shotgun cocked and primed, For the student with his spade? “Will you shoot him fll of holes ie digs around my tomb? wit you send him by express To his long, eternal home? | + Anyone sending me $1 as an evidence of good faith will receive the answers to the various conundrums pro- pounded in this little gem.” 18 THIS VOLAPUK? Rooxvittr, Jan. 10, ‘89. 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