Judge — March 16, 1889 — page 10: what you’re looking at

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METAPHYSICAL. DU cannot speak of what you feel? But why?” she asked him, as they walked. ‘The moon's first ray began Across the garden where they They paused: traught, And stooped bis head, she thought He meant to whisper in he tked. “Is it 100 deep for words—too high, Too sad, too bad—your thought of Come now—take courage. frankly try To speak your mind, He brave.” said she fut no such thing the villain © Words,” he remarked, in ful mood, And are, at best, misunder “In that F thi * Vou wish me to be true?” he sighed. nd feel for id brave?” " Yes—brave Ail speech in being frank and © But if the truth should hurt your pride, He kissed her square upon And to be brave would anger you?” She turned a She smited with gentle tolerance. “That 1 faul$ I quite well know; truth's sake I will ¢ inging shaft of hurting bio * she sobbed, "a * Why should not soul respond to soul Without,” she said,"this wretched art? ‘These poor pretenses that control ‘The earnest impulse of the heart ?"* ‘Might have remained quite sar EVENING UP ON HIS DAD. Mr. McSwiccer, sk.—"'T've got to put a stop to these constant demands of- yours. Why don't you go and earn your money?” Mk. McSwiccer, Jx.—'* That's the trouble, governor. I Aave urned it. Blew in my last hundred yesterday on a race-cup I promised the Larchmont ¢lub.” ENGLISH AS SHE GREAUX. A hunter, brave, of the Esquimaux She meets, and her fond affection geaux To this unique lover, the Eskimau For whenever he enters her hut of sneau, Though fearless and Beet, most gracefully leau He bends, and on to his knees doth geau. wd again at departure he does just seau— * Such real adoration for me, you kneau.” He likens her unto the gentle reau: A compliment new, for each other beau Has likened her eyes unto the steau How could she to lover like this say neau? She coulda’t and didn't; but all her beaux In the land of the free got a surplus of ** neaux” When she went to dwell with the Esquimaux. 1 LOGIC BELOW STAIRS. “See how dusty © Shure, mum, it's because nobody's sot into ‘em the day.” these chairs are, Mary! He seemed as one dis- And as he quietly drew near, * Too often fail of their intent, (Forgive me), action must eclipse y with cheeks aflame, Withangry tears—he saw them fall— not blame herself at all And yet the chances are that he, Altho' the garden walks were dim, Not too completely cornered him. sii 1e merely thought: rtood, you a true.” the lips reall the THE BACKWOODS TELEGRAPH SYSTEM. Inprovist: envelope, five ce of rubbers for boy use of pencil in si up quick, old man; \ ne had she MESSENGER" Message, fifty cents; writing it out, ten cei ming hteen cents; new pai 1g the bell, ten cents; fifty cents. Ante enclosing, gui fty cents; IN THE CAUSE OF SCIENCE. First tramp (over the fence)—* Why do yez be squattin’ out here in de cold, Teddy?" ; Second tramp—"Oi'm afther gettin’ ready for a little job the doctor beyant gave me.” First tramp (reproach{ully)— Begob! Oi didn’t ever expect to see the loikes av you doin’ a sthroke av work, Teddy ond tramp—" You'd have taken it yoursilf, Bill. he's afther inventin’, and he wants some one to thry it or hot whishkey and sends me out here to get a could.” It’s. a new cough medicine So he fills me up wid LETTING HIM IN. Bouuancsny (after some involuntary gymnastics) —" That's what they call the Swedish slide, I learned it in Stockholm.” Miss Beiske—"' Please do it again, Mr, Bollingsby; the girls weren't looking.” comicbooks.com