Judge, 1889-03-09 · page 16 of 20
Judge — March 9, 1889 — page 16: what you’re looking at
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This page is primarily **advertisements and commercial content** rather than political satire. The main text elements are: **"Her Answer"** (a short romantic poem): A man asks his beloved if she'll ever love another as much as him. She answers "No"—a clever reversal where her refusal to promise eternal love becomes reassurance of her current devotion. **Advertisements** dominate the page, promoting: - Brandreth's Pills (for skin diseases) - Schott Bros.' button-making machine - World typewriters - Printing equipment The **Barry's Tricopherous** hair product advertisement features an illustration of a woman with long, flowing hair. The page reflects **late 19th-century consumer culture**, showing everyday products marketed to middle-class Americans. The romantic verse provides light entertainment between commercial pitches. There is **no visible political cartoon or satire** on this particular page—it appears to be filler content typical of Judge's advertising-heavy pages.
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364 JUDGE SKIN DISEASES. What spectacle is more disgusting than that of a man or woman with a skin disease which shows itself in pimples or blotches on hands, arms, face and neck? It is simply impure blood. See what BRANDRETH’S PILLS did for achronic case. George Chapman, Pincening, Mich., says : “For four years I was in the Mounted Infantry in the U.S. Army, residing during that time principally in Texas. Almost all of that time I had a chronic skin disease, characterized by an eruption over the entire surface of my legs and thighs. arms and chest. The doctors termed it eczema. I had given up all hopes of ever being cured, when BRANDRETH’S PILLS were rec ommended to me. I concluded to try them. and did so, and I have thanked God daily since then that I did so. I think I used them altogether for about three months, and by that time was completely cured and have never had any trouble since. My skin is as clear as any one's.” Brandreth’s Pills are purely vegeta- ble, absolutely harmless, and safe to take at any time. Sold in every drug and medicine store, either plain or sugar-coated. SCHOTT BROS’ BUTTON -MAKING MACHINE. UNITED STATES PATENTS: No. 361,088, - - APRIL 12th, 1887, No. 375,008, - ~~ DEC. Zoth, 1887. Thousands are ip daily use ia the United States. A machine by which a merchant can at once have first-class buttons made (ef any Material as ‘Coat or matching Shades. Tease nowy all the leading ary goods and taloring establish ments of the United States. is Simple in Mechanian Un Waled in every way; gives Entire Sitiaction, wad has Come to Stay. Te’cuts the Cloth Blanks, and makes all the leading sizes of But- fons on, one and the same Machtoe.. Directions for ‘usiog. with every Machine. Machin is put up ia small, com pact form—weighs § Toa; cut is 1/8 Site of machines "The moulds, whose cost is very ‘small, are the same as those used on the finest Braid Buttons. atch in Muttons can. th Improven. Price $7.50, net cash Machine complete to mate the three sizes. Easiest selling and best paying article in the market. We want agents in every city in the United States. Address _ SCHOTT BROS., Providence, R. |. 75 Words a Minute Attained. WORLD T! TYPEWRITERS. Thoroughly Made, Practical, Rapid, Business, Single Case, 0.003 Double Case, writes 72 charac: ters, 815.00. Waliut Case, CATALOQUES FREE. AGENTS WANTED. Pore Mo. Co., 79 Franklin Street, Typewriter Dept., ia Bosto + Warren Street, New York ; € 1" Wabash Avenue, Chicago. Do Your Own Printing $3 Prees for cards, Secs trar ise Sany ta printed rales fea HER ANSWER. ‘The question long had been upon my 1 asked it, trembling to my finger tips; She did not falter, though her voice was low; ‘The answer that she made was simply, "* No.” She did not look upon me with surprise; She did not from my glance avert her eyes; But in her cheeks I saw the roses glo As she with gentle firmness answered, She used no trick or artifice with me; She did not say a sister she would be; And no confusion did the maiden sho As to my question she responded, ** No. What was my question, reader? Let me tell: She just had told me that she loved me well Lasked, ** Will you e’er love another so? And to this question ‘twas she answered, ** No.” — Boston Courier, The members of building-loan associations in the metropolis and vicinity, whose numbers are said to ex- ceed thirty thousand, have an official and efficient news- paper representative now in the ome-Sceker and Co- operative Bulletin, the first number of which is just out. One of the objects of the paper is to build up the suburbs by getting facts and figures before its readers about the best and cheapest place to live within the building asso- ciation limit, which is thirty miles from the New York city hall. a Gains, gains, gains—everywhere gains! That isabout the best epitome of the New York Lire INSURANCE Comrany’s annual report for 1888, which will be found in our advertising columns, Income, twenty-five million dollars—a gain of three millions ; payments to policy. holders, over ten million doll: ‘gain of over a million; assets, over ninety-three million dollars—a gain of ten millions; surplus, over thirteen million dollars—a gain of over ‘a million and a half; insurance written, one hundred and twenty-five million dollars—a gain of about | twenty millions ; insurance in force, over four hundred and nineteen million dollars—a gain of over sixty mil- lions. The New York Live already comprises within itself the business and resources of half a dozen ordinary companies, but its growth has been solid and its man- agement far-seeing. The admirable contracts it offers and the superior results of its matured policies, | made it a favorite Company with the insuring public. SOME THAWTS. “It isa warm day when the iceman gets left.” ‘There ain't no ice; what's more, there won't be none, For lo! the time for making ice is done. Unchecked by frost, from thoughts of freezing free, Rivers and brooks go singing to the sea. No ice next summer? Oh, what joy to think We will not melt the horse:pond in our drink! We will not spoil pure water from the well With crystals from the pond the pig in fell. ‘The ice-man will not vex us out of tune By bringing morning ice along at noon; Nor make us long to perforate his pelt By leaving all he does leave out to melt And the fond youth, neck-deep in love's young dream, Will not be asked to squander on ice-cream ‘The sesterces, the shekels, the arzhong For which he shouted ** Cash-boy !" ail week long. And, blessed Truth! Thy temple's gates ajar Swing for the Liar of the railroad car— ‘The lukewarm water-tank, whose brazen face Proclaims ‘* Ice Water,” to his own disgrace. So all is well, the year with good is crowned, Pastures with flocks and vales with corn abound; With or without the ice-man’s jocund voice, Still the outgoings of the day rejoice. —Burdette, in Brooklyn Eagle. ‘The Famous Vestibuled Chicago Limited Train be- tween New York and Chicago, by the great four-track New York Central & Hudson’ River Railroad, leaving the Grand Central Station daily at 9.30 a.m., is the fastest, most luxurious and easiest-riding train in service between the east and the west Housckecper—"* 1 see you have a very good reference.” Applicant—" Vis, mim. ‘The lady was so mane she didn’t want to give me no reference at first, but T tould her I'd get me brother Mike's siven boys to foller ‘er on the strate an’ yell ‘* White horse’ toime she wint out | wid her red hair."—WVerw York Weekly, BUSH, 1go1 ‘Z/ Tricopherous (3 FOR Uf yee Re Me dig THE HAIR The Oldest and the Best Fastens the hair where it has a tendency to fall out, re- ews its growth where the Bbres have disappeared, pre- serves its color in spite of age, sickness and sorrow, and makes it (however harsh) as flexible and glossy as silk: BARCLAY & CO., 44 Stone St., New York City, AMERICAN BANK NOTE COMPANY, 78 to 86 Trinity Place, New York. Business founded 1725. Incorporated under laws of State New York, at Reorganized 187% bt and Printers of Bonds, Postage and Revenue Stampa, Legal Tender and National Rank Notes of the United States and for Foreizn Governm ‘Tngraving and Printing. Bank Bonds for Gor of Exchange, Executed tn Fireproot pe Printing. “Railway Tickets Buildings. “Lithographic and Ty ‘Carts, ‘Labels, Calendars, Blank of Improved Stylen. Sho Books of Every Description. JAwEs Macboxovan, Pres. THK, H. FREELAND, Sec ‘Aug: D. Shepard. Touro Robertson, § nd Treas WoPrea, Bo: E CORRIFR, Azw't Sec. - SIR. Sivens, Asst Treas Liesic COMPANY'S EXTRACT OF MEAT. Finest and Cheapest Meat Flavoring Stock for Soups, Made Dishesand Sauces As Beef Tea, “am invaluable tone. Ane ‘nual sale 8,o:0,000 jars. Genuine only with fac-simile of ‘signature In blue across lal Sold by Storekeepers, Grocers and Druggists LIEBIG'S EXTRACT OF MEAT CO., L'td, Lo | THE MOSTVELLY | FORTHE LEAST MONEY. (@ememenenss| ABSOLUTELY PURE CRYSTAL GELATINE i streoxth of Eogtlsh Gelatioe; “The only, Gelatine Made absolutely Tasteless and Odorless.” One trial Biliconvince. "te your grover dors not Keep it, send BD ceuts, stamps, for fulicsize package, free by mall. CRYSTAL GELATINE COMPANY, BOSTON, MASS. rake doutie eantlty, be eriee’ the THE OKISCO COLLAR. ENTIRELY NEW. Comfortable to Wear, Stylish in Appearance. Its Popularity Assured. Ask your Dealer for it. Originated and made exclusively by the GALLUP NOVELTY WORKS, Troy, N.Y. KNOX’ WORLD-R. Broadway. corner Fulton st: 194 5th ave. under Fifth Avenue Hotel: 40 Fulton st., Brooilyn, and 191 & 193 State st., Chicago. Agents for the ‘sale of these high class Hats can be found in every city in the United States ~~ GOOD FOR WEAK LUNGS. Monte Cristo Whisky. The best produced. 78 cents and $1 per bottle, "Sent a cates of sis! and twelve bottles CHILDS & CO., Proprietors, 363 and 515 Tenth Avenue, and iM W. 42d Street, New York, comicbooks.com