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This page is **primarily advertising and filler content**, with minimal satire. The main elements are: **"Not the Same"**: A mild joke about Jim Saywell, a red-headed traveling salesman, being compared to Henry Clay (19th-century politician/statesman). The punchline is the comparison is to red clay (brick material), not the famous statesman—a simple play on words with no deeper political meaning. **Other brief humor snippets** reference contemporary topics: George Washington's love letters (during centennial celebrations), the New York World's expedition to "rescue" explorer Stanley, and a judge threatening to resign—all topical jokes for 1880s readers but lacking sustained satire. **The bulk of the page comprises advertisements**: The Cheque Bank, Sohmer Pianos, Beecham's Pills (with a medical endorsement), Kodak cameras, and various other products. There is no coherent political cartoon or sustained satirical commentary. The page functions mainly as a revenue-generating mix of brief witticisms and paid advertisements.

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JUDGE 323 NOT THE SAME. Jim Saywell is one of the reddest-headed traveling men on the road. He was sitting at his desk in the store the other day when another traveling man came over from across the street. “Do you know,” said the remind me very much of Clay “Indeed,” Said Jim, in a tone that showed a great deal of quiet satisfaction ; “do you mean Henry Clay ?* “Oh, no, no! I mean this common red clay they make bricks of."—Alerchant Traveler. isitor to Jim, “that you “The International Match” at Daly’s theatre is plumb full of snap, fire and vigor—sort of a parlor match, as it were. It is’ fitting successor to the ** Lottery of Love.” Were it not half as good a play as it is the exquisite act- ing of Miss Ada Rehan and Mrs. Gilbert, the quiet humor of John Drew, and the boisterous jollity of Mr. Lewis would galvanize it into the same remarkable longevity as that enjoyed by its companion piece. When Baby was sick, we gave her Castoria. ‘When she was a Child, she cried for Castoria. ‘When she became Miss, she clung to Castoria, When she had Children, she gave them Castoria. The keen, bright sunlight of publicity is just now being let in even on the esteemed father of our country, George Washington himself, in view of the prepara: tions for his cetennial celebration ; and a mean, de- graded searcher into relics declares that that noble patriot wrote a passionate love-letter toa married woman after he was engaged to the widow Custis, ‘The vital question arises, is no man’s reputation safe?—A/bany Times. Angostura Bitters are the best remedy for removing indigestion. Ask your druggist for the genuine, pre- pared by Dr. J. G. B. Siegert & Sons. It requires but little faith for « man to believe he is made of dust after he has asked for credit and found that his name is mud.—Aoston Courier, There is a good deal that is enterprising about the New Vork [Morld's project of sending to look up Stanley; but what will the king of African explorers have to say when he learns that he is to be rescued by one of the ling fellows in a tennis suit ?—Pittsbury Dispatch, “What T say, T say!" ruled a) peace, “* and if the supreme court dares meddle with my decisions I'll resign off this cha'r quicker'n a coon kin fall out of a tree ‘The threat keeps the higher courts cowed. — Detroit Free Press. issouri justice of the xirson, where is President Harri- son found in the bible Mr. Hencoop—* Don't be foolish, Pete. Dere's m ob hi P Unite Pete" Nes, dere is, spoke of Esau as his h: Old Mr. avery charitable man, isn’t he?” “Oh, yes; of course. But if he ever casts his bread upon the waters you bet he expects it to come back a sardine sandwich.” — Tie Hatchet, OVERWORKED SOCIETY GIRLS. The writer of a book on dancing estimates that eighteen waltzes are equal to about fourteen miles of straight work, But just think of one of our delicate belles walking fourteen miles in one night.—Chicago Inter-Ocean, THE KODAK. ANYBODY can use the Konak. The operation of mak- ing a picture consists simply of pressing a button. One Hun- dred instantaneous pictures are made without re-loading. No dark room or chemicals neces- sary. A division of labor is offered, whereby all the work of finishing the pictures is done at the factory, where the camera can be sent to be re-loaded. The operator need not learn anything about photography. He can “press tie button” we do the rest. Send for copy of Kopak Primer, with sample photo- graph, THE EASTMAN DRY PLATE AND FILM CO., Rochester, N. Y. PRICE 825.00. THE CHEQUE BANK, iinic: Established in London, 1873. LONDON OFFICES: 4 WATERLOO PLACE, PALL MALL, and GEORGE YARD, LOMBARD ST. OF WALL ST. AND BROADWAY. Trust Rt. Hon. JOHN BRIGHT, M.P.; Rt. Hon, EARL BEAUCHAMP, LONDON BANKERS: Rank of England and Williams, Deacon & Company, Lombard Street, London, to whom the Cheque Bank refers by permission. HE CHEQUE BANK has been established in London for seventeen years, and offers Travelers and the public generally who hold Cheque Bank Cheques unquestionable Security, for the following reasons, namely : The Capital of the Bank is invested in Government Securities, in addition to which the Bank has a Special Guarantee Fund (of so per cent. of the capeall invested in British Government Annuities, Bank of England Stock, and City of Londoa Metropolitan Consolidated Stock. se ‘he Bank does not discount Notes or Bills, but loans its Deposits on the Security of Government Stocks, Bonds, and Securities. ‘The Cheque Bank Cheques are therefore absolutely EQUAL TO CASH, as Bank of England notes are. The Bank issues Cheques from ONE POUND upwards, singly or in amounts as required, put up in Books; every Cheque has its value printed and perforated on it, for the use of Travelers, available in every Town in England, Ireland, and Scotland ; im every town of imporance in Europe. ‘he Bank issues Cheques for the use of Trayelers, available in Enver. Palestine, and the Holy Land. The Bank issues Cheques, available in the City of Mexico, and the West India Islands, and South America. nroughbs, Bank sues Cheques, avaiable throughout Asia Africa, New Zealand, Australia, China and Japan, and everywhere hroughout the World. ‘ithe Cheque lank Cheques are accepted as Cash by the British Government, by Steamship and Railway Compas the princinal Hotels, and by nearly all he principal Shops in London. VISITORS TO THE PARIS EXHIBITION can Cash the Cheque Bank Cheques at upwards of fifty places in Paris. Parties sending money to their friends of relations to any part of Europe should purchase Cheque Bank Cheques, which can be eashed on presentation everywhere. “Travelers and others holding Cheque Bank Cheques can have their mail matter addressed to them, care of the Cheque Bank, London, who will take charge of the same and forward to any address. For Hand-Book containing List of upwards of 2,000 of the principal Banks throughout the world who Cash the Cheque Bank Cheques, and for al information, apply to The Agency, CHEQUB BANE, Limited, United Bank Bullding, 2 Wall Street and 90 Broadway, New York. E. J. MATHEWS & CO., Agents. vor References by permission : JNO; W. MACKAY, Esa., President Commercial Cable Co., Mackay-Bennett Cables, New York; F. 0. FRENCH, Esq., President Manhattan Trust Company, New York, and others. BOOKKEEPING FOR NEWSPAPERS. HERR ] Ry Langworthy's Labor-Saving System—especially designed for NG Py keeping the accounts of newspapers and publishers, Refer to BLO S NEW YORK OFFICE: UNITED BANK BUILDING, COR. by the Juvce, New York Daily News, Albany Journal, Utica Globe, Union and Advertiser, Post-Express and Herald of Rochester. Correspondence solicited. PIAM THE CELEBRATED H. P, LANGWORTHY, Accountant, ‘Os | Rochester, N.Y. ‘Are at present the Most Popular and Preferred by Leading Artists, Warerooms, 149, 151, 153, 155 East 14th St, W.Y. SOHMER & CO., Putaoririia, Pa. 1119 Chestnut Street; Cutcaco, Tut, 236 State Street; Sax Francisco, Cate, Union Club Building’ Sr. Lovis, Mo., 1522 Olive Street. ‘pomage, if vent by mall. ‘STEPHEN F. WHITMAN & SON, Inventors and Sele Mire, 4 W. Cor, 12th & Market Bis, PMILADELPHLA, PA. En the Migd Court cf Fustice.—Oovseit «Durrant —On Jan. 2%, ech terdaatice Chitty granted a Perpetual Inyunction with costs festrainine Mr. Oeoree Reynosta errant from tnfuneins Saar Fons Gannett & Gos Regtotered Trade Mark CHERRY BLOSSOM A FAVORITE WITH PHYSICIANS. ¢ The reluctance with which the regular school of medical practitioners are occasionally induced to prescribe what is popu- larly termed a “patent medicine” is not, we fear, without good foundation, In this particular the English doctor is, perhaps, more conservative than his brother in the States, yet with wonder- ful unanimity they unite in praising Beecham’s Pills, and use them constantly in their practice. Beecham’s Pills are, of course, an article of rare and exceptional merit. They have the largest sale of any proprietary article in the world. For dis- ordered liver, weak stomach, poor digestion, they are_imcomparable. They act like magic, bringing back almost immediately the keen edge of appetite, restoring long-lost complexion, and rousing the whole human frame to renewed health and energy. Beecham’s Pills are now being introduced into the United States through their agents, Messrs. B. F, ALLEN & Co., 365 and 367 Canal Street, New York, who, if your druggist does not keep them, will mail you a sample box on receipt of 25 cents. Special. PREPARED ONLY BY THOMAS BEECHAM, ST. HELENS, LANCASHIRE, ENGLAND.