Judge, 1889-02-16 · page 13 of 16
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This page is primarily **advertisements** with one small verbal joke. The dominant content includes patent medicine ads (Allcock's Porous Plasters, Baker's Breakfast Cocoa), typewriter and hat advertisements, and insurance company notices. The sole humor appears near the top: a quote from a "New England school-boy" who defines a volcano as a "burning mountain which vomits forth fire, smoke and red lavender." The joke relies on absurdist misdefinition—"red lavender" is nonsensical where volcanic description is expected, creating humor through the child's innocent malapropism. Below that is a one-liner: "A net a great many men would like to be caught in—The cabinet," a political joke about being trapped in government service (cabinet position), appearing amid the insurance advertisements. The page reflects late 19th-century American consumer culture with no significant satirical cartoons or political commentary beyond these brief, passing quips.
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JUDGE 309 CRAMPS OF THE MUSCLES. John I. Wood, of Stratford, Ont., was cured of cramps in the legs by wearing ALLCock’s Porous PLASTERS. Mr. Wood says: Some three months ago | was taken very sick with severe pain in the small of my back over the kidneys. ‘The pain was excruciating. I applied an ALLCOCK’S POROUS PLASTER over the affected region and had relief almost within an hour, At the same time, in conjunction with this trouble, 1 had very great nervous disturbance, affecting my legs with cramps so I could scarcely sleep. Meet- ing with such success with my back I applied a | plaster under the knee on each: leg, and in three days wa cured, and have never been troubled y since,” Beware of imitations, and do not be deceived by misrepresentation. Ask for ALLCOCK’S, and let no explanation or solicitation induce you to accept a substitute. GOLD MEDAL, PARIS, 1878, Breakfast Cocoa, Warranted absolutely pure Caro, trom which the excess of Oilhas been removed. Ithas more than three times the strenyth of Cocoa mixed with Starch Arrow: root or Sugar, and is therefore far more economical, costing less than HH one cent a cup. It is delicious, nourishing, strengthening, easily di gested, and admirably adapted for in- valids as well as for persons in health. Sold by Grocers everywhere. W. BAKER & C0, Dareheste, Mass, os U50O og ESPENSCHEID'S CELEBRATED HATS. Universally conceded to be | the best that can be made, irrespective of price. Sales room, No. 118 Nassan St., NEW YORK. SUk Hats, $6; Stiff and | Soft Felt Hata, 84. —— | "AMERICAN BANK NOTE COMPANY, 78 to 86 Trinity Place, New York, _ Busine founded 16. to is, Postage and Revenue | jes of the Ualted cd tn Fiteproot thway Fekete | ine, hin peseription, JAura aacboxacon, Prea Tuto, aie": Shepards t es : Touro itobertson, j VRP 3K. Sivens, Aw Treas bo Your Own Printing $3 Press for cards. Ctryal lee peeeees. Boe. Bizo Bh. Tyreselar is Serta ated aics For cid! young, bus: Incas ears and tone EARL & WIL LINEN _ COLLARS & CUFFS BEST IN THE WORLU A New England school-boy defines a volcano as a “burning mountain which vomits forth fire, smoke and red lavender."—Boston Trazeler, THE MEDAL OF EXCELLENCE has recently been awarded to BY THE AMERICAN INSTITUTE, OF ‘The Judges of Award being DRS. DAVENPORT, WOODWARD and MILLER, Three Prominent Dentists of New York City. Examine its Construction. use no other. A Perfect Polisher. Thorough Cleanser. AT ALL DRUGGISTS. Its Economy. Holder (imperishable) 35 cents. Polishers only need be renewed. 18 (boxed) 2s cents. Dealers or mailed, HORSEY MANUFACTURING COMPANY, Unica, N. EW YORK, Ascentain its results and you will % A net a great many men would like to be caught in— The cabinet.—Pittsbuny Chronicle, NORTH BRITISH —axp— Mercantile Insurance Co. OF LONDON AND EDINBURGH, U.S. Branch, 54 William St., N. Y. City. NEW YORK BOARD OF MANAGEMENT, Sotox Hemranevs Es (ED. Morgan Davip Dows, J (David Jacow Wexpeit, Esq. acov Wendell & Co.) Gnas. Ezea Waite, Esq. J.J. Astor, Esq. HW, Banses, Esq. CHAS. TE Costin, Esa, ‘Drexel, Mongan & Co.) SAM. P. BLAGDEN, Manager. WM. A PRANCIS, Asst Manager. ROB'T H. WASS, Gen, Agent. Hi. M. JACKSON, Secretary. UNITED STATES BRANCH. Statement Jannary Ist, 1889. Total awets tn the United States... BL47Z618 76 Surplus over all iaoilities........ : 1 20S 18863 96 Total income in the United States In Ie, Total expenditures in the United States in 198. mdr. & Co) | sit 8 | cieeic COMPANY'S EXTRACT OF MEAT. Finest and Cheapest Meat Flavoring. Stock for Soups, Made Dishes and Sauces. As Beef Tea, “an invaluable tonic. ‘nual sale 8,000,000 jars. nuine only with fac-simile of J ‘signatare in blue acros Sold by Storekeepers, Grocers and Druggists. G'S EXTRACT OF MEAT CO., L'td, London, "75 Words a Minute Attained. WORLD TYPEWRITERS. Thoroughly Made, Practical, Rapid, Business. Single Case, $10,004 Double Case, writes 72 charac ters, 815.00. Walnut Case, $2.00 extra. CATALOGUES FREI AGENTS WANTED. ‘Typewriter Dept., Pore Mya Co., 79 Franklin Street, Boston ; 12 Warren Street, New York ; 291 Wabash Avenue, Chicago. C. C. SHAYNE, Manufacturer of Sealskin Garments Newest styles and all leading fashionable furs. j 103 Prince Street, New | York. Fashion book mailed free. Send your address Income over expenditures..... | §X6A1 Send to Company's office for a detailed statement. IREMINCTON Standard. Typewriter Miss M. E. Onn, Resuxctox. WON COLD MEDAL AND SILVER MEDAL FOR CHAMPIONSHIP OF THE WORLD 9 At Toronto, August 13, 1888. OFFICIAL REPORT. “On General Writing— law, evidence, and commercial mat- ter—*Miss M. E. Orr won the Gold Medal for the Champion ship of the World, *Mr. McGurrin won the Silver Medal in the same class. ‘*Both Miss Orr and Mr. McOurrin used the Remington Typewriter. Wrckorr, SEAmMANS & BENEDICT, 327 Broadway, N. Y. NO PAY TILLCURED, THY DR. 5.1. STEPHENS CO. Lenanen. WORLD-RENOWNED KN Ox’ EATS. ABSOLUTELY PERFECT. Retail stores, 212 Broadway. corner 194 5th ave. under Fifth Avenne Hotel; 40 Fulton 14191 5 State st-, Chicago, Agents for tie sale of these high lass Hats cati be found in every city in the United States. HOME SERCIBER' Iton wt: + Brooily fo Brin Pri aod Youthe: “CRYSTAL EATING |THE MOSTVELLY FORTHE LEASTMONEY. ABSOLUTELY PURE CRYSTAL GELATINE i: isi: strength of Enellsh Gelatine, The only Gelatine ade absolutely Fastciers am Odorieee.” One lal will convinces it your grocer doce not Keep it send 3 cents, stanips, for full-size packa CRYSTAL GELATINE COMPANY, BOSTON, MASS. GOOD FOR WEAK LUNGS. Monte Cristo Whisky. The best produced. 75 cents ‘and $1 per bottle. Sent in cares of six and twelve bottles CHILDS & CC . Proprietors, 343 and 545 Tenth Avenue, and 8 W. 42d Street, SAMPLES will make double the quantity, be « York, for %9. Pull outfit with Prize, 4c. Stan Cann Co., Laceyville, Ohta.