Judge — January 5, 1889 — page 4: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE HUM OF THE COURT. [8 POLITICS the ery is “Come in between the axe.” CABINET PORTFOLIO fills a large space, and there are few men who can get it in their little stockings. NO JOKE—Let every man make a good resolution. Let him say to himself that he will never buy a vote or sell a vote. SURE WAY to escape the padgers is to go to no place where you do not know them as well as they know you. B, HARRISON knew just how * and how much to open his mouth before election ; and now he knows just how and how much to keep it shut. O NOT WAIT until the 2d of January to make the annual ANT ECHO) OF THE BALL: good resolutions. Never put off Ove oF THE PATRIAKCIL tow do you enjoy society as far as you've gone ? until to-morrow what should be Ok. oF ‘THE ROSEBUDS—" From the time I done to-d: came in until I met you I've had a perfectly glorious CARRIES" EVERYTHING BEFORE) 17, ELIZABETH, wile of the em. time.” (And he don't know yet just how to take the ; . , remark, Rirenen satp (szeeetly)—"" Now please don't make me wait peror of Austria, will be in this ) an hour for that cent cha "AUKEFANLE CLERK Certainly not. Our new cash system is COUNtrY as one of the glories of the new year, and hopes to meet the empress of Japan, a great thing. Just watch it, please.” who is also going to visit us. It is thought that business will go on as usual, with _ = the exception perhaps of a few chance HOLIDAY FASHIONS. = Beis = Processions. A = = /, OME ANARCHISTS in Chicago are struggling hard for the rope, and it ought to hang them up like a lot of stock- ings as a new-year's present to justice. The turkey was worn safely tucked away under the vest. Elastic stockings were very popular with the little people. GOING through a piece of woods of adark new-year’s night there are no whistlers who can whistle half as loudly and musically as Larry Godkin and G. W. Curtis, and you would never suspect the lumps in their throats. ‘The cat and the dog developed quite OH 4 I a taste for trimmings. r | The old maid hung up her stocking on the back of the chair. People, as usual, were induced to buy old stock by seeing it marked * New holi« LANGTRY sehesestte better cay good iewed by the reporters, and sweetly A DAUGHTER OF THE \ recites when they approach her that good REPUBLIC. J - By old poem, us a rest.” $0, t00, of fi eaaipstitas l 4 + Mr. Langtry: and they two shall have our [Rae eet ateatecwrorticdstocarn 5 <= 4 5 affection through all the holidays. Bat ‘tis plain, s On those days of toil and lack she has turned her silken back In disdain, For she's quite resolved to be ~ somethi veciety, abe can, And has built a nondescript house (all properly ewipped) (Clerk pulls the spring)—" Zing Called " Queen Anne.” “4 eis ant ‘She has bought a pedigree, coat-of-arms and family tree; ‘And her race, Through the ages, I believe, back to Adam and to Eve ‘She ean trace. All her tastes (of course) are fine—Browning, Buddha, art, design, Are her fads, And to these with energy other epidemics she Daily adds. Sweet and fawnlike is her way, when the great—the recherché— Treat ber well ; But her elevated nose is discouraging to those Net so swell! With many a pat and hug is her small, capricious pug- Dog beguited ; While ber lange and liberal purse has procured a foreign nurse For her child In short, this airy dame, playing her ambitious game Of pretense, ‘Scorning common things, has quite left behind her, in her flight, Casier—" Holy smoke! what kind of Common sense! oa bird is that?” comicbooks.com