Judge — January 5, 1889 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE Pall MEIN TOG SHNEID. Von tay I t'ink I yood gone me out mit mein tog Shneid, to got some rails to make der puba hen-coob, so dot der vedder dot vas come last vinder vood hurt him much at all, We valk no more as a shteb or couble, ven a mans mit a plue shtar makes me aggravations von der tog out. Now, vhen I vas valk me out mit mein tog, und makes troubles notting too, I don'd like pooty vell to got mein mat oop of a mans mitout a muzzle on ter tog’s face. Der togs he knows more of a veek as 1 of a tay, und so gwick as litenin’ he know it und bite mine- self mit his dail off. Of dose tog Shneid done cood dalk und zing Olt Hoondret, he cood howl yoost like sixty, anyhow. Shtill, der mans he don’d vas afraid mit me, und yoost vhen he vas gone to shood der tog mit his shtick off, I mit all shendleness say of him : “* Mister Policemans, shbare vonce dot tog! Don'd bite von single hair oud, He ofden troubles der dock, Und makes me lafe und showd. “Yost vhen he vas a pub, So shaney und so plumb, He trinked der milk recht von a cub, Und vagged his dail und shtumb, “Now pblease you let him lif, Und don’d you kill him deat; You saw dot narradive, Der ent mit dot is ret. “* He vas leedle Gretchen's pet, Und combanion mit her schoy; You vood nod kill him yed, He vas my oney poy. , Mister Mans, yoost shbare dot leedle pub, Und hurt him not vonce his hair; Yoost poot dot shooter ub, Und gone gwick avay von dhere.” Mit dears shtarding on der peforehedt of dot kindt- hearted shendlemans he valked shlowfully de place avay, und said mit himself dose t'ings: ‘Do mit yourself yoost vot some fellers vood do mit you."—Carl Pretzel. “DANDRUFF should never be neglected, be- cause its natural end is in BALDNESS.” “The persistence of ITCHING is peace-de- stroying and exhausting to the vital powers.”" SCRATCHING is not nice, nor half as satisfying asa SHAMPOO with PACKER’S TAR SOAP which allays Itching, cures Dandruff and Skin Diseases, pre- ents Baldness and leaves the skin delightfully smooth, soft Removes odors from perspiration, etc 25 cents, Druggists, or THE PACKER MFG. 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I heard, in a disconnected way, What the preacher said, ‘tis true, But slight heed wandering senses pay; That fell these words was all I knew: “Thy lips—are like—a thread—of scarlet. —Thy lips The smell of—thy gar- ments—is—like the smell—of Lebanon." ’Twas Solomon's song the preacher read; ‘To many grave things he referred [There came from outside, overhead, The twitter of a little bird; “The soft breeze grateful coolness shed, But scarce its gentle impulse stirred A prayer-book's leaves.] ‘The sermon led rom" first" to "* second” and to ** third,” And still I dreamed; of all was said ‘These words alone I faintly heard * Thy lips—are like—a thread—of scarlet, —Thy lips —drop as—the honeycomb.—The smell of—thy’ gar- ments—is—like the smell—of Lebanon.” Sweetheart, I thought of you he spoke ! T thought he spoke of you, and well; ‘The flower-sweet fancy nothing broke, ‘There came no change, no asphodel, And was I wicked? 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