Judge — 1888 — page 60: what you’re looking at

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GOOD THINGS FROM JUDGE. STARTLED. LOVE'S GROWTH. H, I can’t tell you why or how, He isn’t handsome fll allow, But still I love him dearly now, When first we met Iturned away, Tdid not like him. People say Love off commences in that way. Methought true friendship only stirred My bosom, till an unkind word Another spoke, I overheard. —— I felt my heart indignant swell, Lo! There he stood. At his behest d from my lips these hot words fell: _ I went to him and in his breast ‘our story’s false! I know him well.” Ihid my face. You know the rest. 1. Ls JONES. cape Is WARM SYMPATHY. “T don’t believe I shall be able to go the grave,” said the reaved widow ; “the ordeal through which I have passed see: to have taken away my strength entirely. “T can quite understand it,” responded a sympathizing friend, “but I would make an effort to do so. The ride will do you good.” JUST LIKE HIM. “A gift from Charlie, papa, see! “Tis queer such an idea should strike him To buy this puppy-dog for me!” Gain —* You're droppin’ somethin’, boss.” «Yes, dear, 'tis queer, but ‘tis just like him. ’ Crrizex—— Bless my soul! so Tam. T wouldn't a lost that gas Dill for the world. The company might have sent me a longer one.” During a period of heat you must abstain from everything of a Democratic nature; then you'll be all right. It is well for ladies in bathing to have some- thing around them—not necessarily for publi- cation, but as an evidence of good faith. AN EXHIBITION OF NERVE, “Do you know if Robinson is a man of nerve?” “Nerve? I should say so. Why the other night I saw him lay down an ace flush. It takes a man of nerve to do that.” NO EXCESSIVE WARMTH THERE. It is pleasing in this weather to think of the angels. For instance, they needn’t wear any clothes but their wings. pe Beaver hunting. AN OBJECT LESSON AT THE PARK THAT SETTLED IT. “You have no children, I suppose?” said the landlord to the prospective tenant. “Indeed, no!” was the shrill-voiced reply; ‘‘I’m a woman's suffrage advocate.” REAL PLUCK. It is wonderful how courageous a young lady is in perilous tiraes when there is nobody at hand to put his arm around and soothe her. You may have noticed it. IS IT THE MILLENNIUM? What we need in order to bring about universal equality is a method by which somebody else will do all the work and you get all the money, and the Lord has not yet moved ip that mysterious way. i ec : 3 PECK'S PATENT IMPROVED CUSHIONED EAR DRUMS PI Mr. Hocan—t'Save me, Eileen ; thim’s the same koind ov rats Oi seen the Fes |rectiy itestoae Tux HEARING and pertorm the work of mornin’ afther Kelly’s christenin’ 1” natural drum. Invisible, comfortable nnd always ia. position JOGAN —"* it's me tinks th cr a ok convernation and oven whispers hear distinctly. Send {oF uit Hocax —*John, i's me tinks the howly mother'll absholut yex from th ft ceearen Pek ett Sahel eR dain ey. winoOk, furnichure yez broke. 863 Lroadway, N.Y. Name this paper comicbooks.com