Judge — December 29, 1888 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE 195 Climbhigh (inclined to sentimentality)—"'Oh ! my dear Mrs. Schley, would it please you if 1 would absent my- self for an indefinite period from my native land ?” Mrs. Schley—* Far from it.” She said it in such an arch way that Climbhigh turned red and seemed lost in meditation on the exact meaning of her words.—Shae and Leather Reporter. CATARRH CURED. A clergyman, after years of suffering from that loathsome disease, Catarth, and Vainly trying every known remedy, at {ast found a recipe which compictely cured and saved him from death, Any sufferer {rom thts dreadful disease sending a self- addressed stamped envelope to Prof, J. A. Lawrence, 68 Warren St., New Vork City, will Feceive the recipe free of charge. MAN PROPOSES-—GOD DISPOSES. In his libr'y musing, deep in brilliant project, Looking straight before him, seeing ne'er an object; Dreaming of a future, and a son to share it, Of the name he'd honored, and an heir to wear it. Sat he in the twilight, lost in meditation Of a brilliant future for this new creation; How the boy would struggle! and, a fame achieving, All would do him honor almost past believing. He would be a statesman, he would lead the nation, He would be the idol of each rank and station, King among his fellows, giving no man quarter— Rroken wasthe rev'ry: “Sir, you have a daughter.”” —The Quaker, BEAUTIFUL SCENES are presented on every hand at this season of the year- A complete record of them may be obtained by the wonderful little “ Kopak” Camera, which anybody can use. Asa Houtpay Gurr the ‘ Kobak” is the " proper thing,” the present fashionable craze of amateur pho- tography owing its remarkably rapid growth to the in- troduction of this camer Terre Haute Express, It a pretty girl doesn’t want to be winked at she ought to keep steadfast away from the soda fountain. — Somerville Journal. Mrs. Gabb (reading)—"* Wakefield has a millionaire who sleeps in the barn with his horse.”* Mr, Gabb (brutally)—"* Well, horses don't talk." — Philadelphia Record, $85 Goi Gola water, Seid ee LOO, ea tny Bens gs5 waien in the word ity eae secure cue fee, ten oor large and velasble Flousehold Sam dom orn eee ene Waceatamicn Senay Wekthisiaret assis, come yoor own are of reviving he ~ NONE NIGER SS tae Rh or Serre, pte Haste t See eats r= SRS ee ee ee a ieee creo vitae SHTICHEN OATS DOTS WILD. Der young shendlemens dot shtiches wild oats vill find himself out dhere vas not plenty fun in der harvest, und der crop vhich he tooks in vas filled chuckfull mit troubles. Der Bible book did dell of der prodigal boy, und some ples did said he had a pooty nice time of it already, wut dot troot of it vas, der feller made a pretty big failure mit dot. He lost him his farm yard, und his gelt; und his subber of a fat calf, which his fodder vas gif him, vhen he comed home,’ vas not goot recom. penses for der gelt he vas shquander mit der boys, und efer since he dook dot meal he has been sidden on der back seat in his fadder's houses. Der fun of getting troonk und blayin’ der deuce to- day is a solid ache mit der head, und some rependances der next day. It may been dhrue dot dhere vas no hell in der odder vorld, but no feller efer got drunk like der deuce, but vat dinks dot dis vorldt vas gif a hell dot vas full adequate for der purposes of bunishments. So dook my atfices, und dond put of your mouth dhercin dot tief vhich shdeals your prains right avay gwick out. —National Weekly. Jinks—" Johnson wants the good for that amount ?" Binks—" Ves, with proper securitie: Jinks—* What would you suggest 7” ‘Binks—" A chain and padlock, a pair of handcuffs, "London Tid- Bits 10 borrow £10 from me. 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