Judge — December 22, 1888 — page 10: what you’re looking at

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CHOCOLATE’S JOCOSERIOUS CHAT. N° allus ole age dat makes de habr gr: yo" can't kick hahd, doan’ make de motions. De man wid good eyes am sometimes €z good ez blin’, Yo’ may know dat de hen e= laid an aig an’ yit not fin’ hit. 5@)! G Ef all de vieves wah toe be hung, whar ud yo’ git de wood toe make de galluses wid ? Wiat er repo'ted toe be a wolf o'ny tu'ns out toe be a strange dawg. W'en de cook an’ de butlah quar'l, de pantry er boun" toe be suched by de mars‘er. Dar er mighty few men dat doan’ tink dair “no, sah,” er ez good ez de oddah man's “yes.” Wren Pompey am de: wudder he had de mi |. hit doan’ make no diffence sles er a crick in de back. De man dat drives too fas’ sometimes er got toc tote de wagon hisse’f an’ sen’ a stone-boat back fo" de nag. Ef yo' er in aight, hit doan’ make no difffence wwudder yo" er a cowahd er no ‘les de oddah pahty fin’s hit out. Dogs ull play tergedder wid a stick all day, but de minute yo" gib um a bone dey’s ready toe quar'lobah hit. An’ dogsa’n’t a pow'ful sight difent fom men. J. A. WALDRON, ONE MORE COMET. Mrs. Bryde ‘em to the poor Mr. Bryde— No, dear, no; not if you love the poor. AN EXPEDIENT. ScHWANENFLUGEL—"* You don'd god room ter shtigck dot Lon?” der sign on,” THERE’S A USE FOR ALL THINGS. —"Dear me! I've quite spoiled that batch of biscuits. What had I better do—give Just whittle them down a little, and save them to patch up rat-hol I declare! 1 can never keep track; I'm so glad to again see you're back.” Jones, who had just left his house for a d “Good gracious! said the latter. “Yes, dear boy,” replied Jones. ed and jade, ving forth no sound Across the pasture, whistling lightly, Vearing lantern burning brightly, Strides Adolphus, homeward bound. Glides "Dolph to Bill's delight. IN A DRY-GOODS. STORE. “Why, bow do you do! “Ab, thanks, my kind friend, When did you return? You flatter me quite, And she slammed down the ribbons and lace. "Td feel flattered more If you would remark You were glad to again see my face. You come and you go One never knows when; KIND TO DUMB ANIMALS. y's hunting, met a neighbor bent on a similar errand. You've forgotten your dog.” You see, whenever I take him along I always kill him.” no danger knowing, Prof. Saturniris, the heavens exploring, space, with lantern glowing, Sees "Dolph and lantern skyward soaring. Records one more comet spied to-night. comicbooks.com