Judge — November 24, 1888 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE 11 If Captain Kidd had laid up his treasure in heaven, as he ought to have done, he would have saved anxious investigators a good deal of backache in these later days. —Somerville Journal. New barber (in Boston barber shop)—"* Next gent.” Boss—"* Ven you say again ‘next shent’ I dissharge you at vonce. Ve no say shents; ve say shentlemen.” —New York Sun. LOG CABIN GRANDMOTHERS. ‘An Indiana doctor has recently discovered in a com- mon weed whose medicinal qualities have never before been suspected, a valuable remedy for bowel disorders, There is nothing particularly strange about this fact. Nothing. And yet the very simplicity of the new discovery would, wita some, seem to throw just doubt upon its power. To make it one has only to pour hot water over the leaves of the plant. In its preparation no vast chemical works and appliances are required, Is it to be wondered at, since such plainly prepared remedies are accounted as of such great merit in these days, that such wonderful results attended our grand- mothers, whose teas and infusions of roots and herbs and balsams, have exerted so great an influence in the maintenance of health and life ? Certainly not ! The greatest pieces of machinery strike us most by their exceeding simplicity. ‘The secret of the success of grandmother's remedies was their freshness and simplicity. Every autumn found the little Log Cabin abundantly supplied with fresh leaves, roots, herbs and balsams, which were carefully dried and prepared and laid away for use. Dreading to call a doctor because of the expensiveness of his far- made trips, they immediately gave attention to the dis- ease and routed it before it had gained a foothold, ‘The old Log Cabin grandmother, in cap and bigh tucked gown, and perchance bespectacled in rough silver, her weary feet encased in “* hum-made” slips, is the dear sweet nurse who rises to the view of many a man and woman to-day as the early years of life pass in retrospect. ‘The secrets of grandmother's medicines were rapidly being forgotten, and the world was not growing in the grace of good health. To restore the lost art of Log Cabin healing has been for years the di of a well known philanthropist in whose ancestral line were eight ** goodly physicians ” @f the old style, men who never saw a medical college save in the woods, nor a“ medi- cal diploma” except that inscribed on the faces of healthy and long lived patients. Much time and money was expended in securing the old formal which to-day are put forth as Log Cabin remedies:" sarsaparilla, hops and buch hand consumption, and several others, by Warner, whose name is famous and a standard for medical excellence all over the globe. ‘These oldest, newest and best preparations have been recognized as of such superexcellence that to-day they can be found with all leading dealers. When Col. Ethan Allen was making history along our northern frontier during the revolution, Col. Seth Warmer, the fighting Sheridan of that army, who was a skilful natural doctor, used many such remedies, notably like the Log Cabin extract, sarsaparilla and cough and consumption remedy, among the soldiers with famous success They are a noble inheritance which we of to-day may enjoy to the full, as did our forefathers, and using, reap, as did they, the harvest of a life full of days and full of usefulness. Ye Republican man needs hydra heads For the hats he’s won the day. While ye sad Democrat Can't get in his hat Because he didn’t bet that way. —The Hatchet, “DANDRUFF should never be neglected, be- cause its natural end is in BALDNESS. “The persistence of ITCHING is peace-de- stroying and exhausting to the vital powers.”” SCRATCHING is not nice, nor half as satisfying asa 4HAMPOO with = PACKER’S TAR SOAP which allays Itching, cures Dandruff and Skin Diseases, pre- vents Baldness and leaves the skin delightfully smooth, soft, elastic and healthful. Removes odors from perspiration, etc. 25 cents, Drugkists, or THE PACKER MFG. CO., 100 Fulton 8t., NewYork. Sample, four stamps, if Juvce is mentioned. ** Say,” said the subordinate to the editor of the new paper, “the Bugle here says our first issue gives ev dence of no more brains than a sheet of ‘fly-paper, and that the wax dummy who edits it ought to have em- barked in the fish business.” “The Bugle man,” retuned the editor of the new paper, with some warmth, ‘is a perambulating insane asylum, and hasn't brains enough to sit on a board | and watch a game of base ball, ‘The Bugle is about the | price $25.00. poorest apol’ “Oh, by the way,” interrupted the subordinate, “‘L've got ‘em mixed. | It is the Banner that has made the uncomplimentary remark. The Bugle gives us a good notice—says our initial number fairly scintillates with brilliant and original ideas and bears the impress of genius in every line. “Clip the notice and run it in under the head of ‘Praise from Sir Hubert,’ said the pleased editor.— Norristown Herald, ‘THE AMATEUR'S FAVORITE. THE Kodak caweRa. 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