Judge — November 17, 1888 — page 12: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE A Connecticut paper advises people to bring the family skeleton to the seashore and exhibit it in a bath- ing suit. It would, however, stand no show alongside of the average female, When she goes down to the water she must leave off pads, bustles, paint, powder, false hair and the other deceptions, and a lover must have nerve not to run away from the spectacle. — Detroit Free Press. WHERE LOG CABINS PLOURISH. A n gentlemen, who had been camp- ing out on an island in the great Lake Nipissing, Canada, last summer, were returning in a sail-boat and were yet seven miles’ from port when the sun went down, and with it the sailing breeze. A discouraging situation, truly. Never mind, I can row you there inside of two hours,” said the guide who had charge of the party, as their murmurs arose. “Why, man, it is seven miles, there are four of us in this heavy boat—it’s a big job you undertake,” said one. No matter, I have done the likes before and can do it again,” cheerfully replie! the broad-shouldered Irish- as he stowed away the sail and bent to the oars. splendid oarsman and the boat was soon under 1 [not give to enjoy your health and * remarked the professor. m pretty healthy, and though [am past strong as ever,” replied the guide. “* But only three years ago I stood at death's door, and never thought to pull an oar again. You see, I'was in the woods all winter, logging, and I got into the water one and caught cold, It'settled on my lungs and I had a bad cough which hung on till Tran down almost to a skeleton.”” I in a physician 7" “Yes, I went twenty miles through the bush to see a doctor ; he yave me some med but it didn't help How was the cure effected 7" * An old Scotch lady, who had come over from the es, gave me a preparation of balsams and herbs, ich'she said the garly settlers in America used, an stopped my cough and put me on my feet again ‘One bas but to travel along the frontier to learn how easy it is to get along without doctors, and how effective the natural remedies which the ‘old grandmothers know how to prepare, ‘They often cure where the best physicians fail Every mother of a family knows how coughs and colds ically cured with syrups and teas balsams and herbs which ** grandmother how to make. Warner's Log Cabin cough and consumption remedy was, after long’ investigation into the ments and com- with other old Ume preparations, selected from roved to be the very best of them all. It has brought back the roses to many a pallid cheek— there is no known remedy its equal as.a cure for coughs and colds. Veast—""1 think Bacon is a very generous fellow. does he strike you?" ‘Oh, be strikes me for a V once a hers Statesman, Very clever sketches—Those of b. Cincinnati Enquirer, he Ilue Pencil John Grais, the Sioux chief, is said to be very quick at ‘figures. Ile is an Indian’ summer, so to speak.— New York World. \ A most valuable work is“ Goodholme’s Cyclopedia of Practical Information,” from the press of C. A. ontgomery, 7 Murray street, New York. It contains nformation for the household as to cookery, medicine, and the thousand things that the housewife ought to understand, and is handsomely illustrated. ‘The writers of it include the best authorities on the subjects treated. 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