Judge — November 10, 1888 — page 3: what you’re looking at

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thought about as he compre- hends the fun in an American joke. He skims the surface with the wings and brain of a bird, and imagines he has gonetothedepths. He knows about as much as an oyster, but differs sadly from the bi- valve in his inability to keep his mouth shut. Why the Lord should permit such men as Sackville-West to repre- sent great nations is a mys- tery except on the supposition that he wants the represen- tative Englishman to be so much lower than the angels that he can never climb up tothem. Oh, take this man aside and club his brains out with a tooth-pick. WHY? HERE ARE SEVERAL eminent’ Republican gentlemen who were not heard from during the late pol ; Senator Edmunds, a couple of gentlemen of Maine, and Colonel Robert Inge for explanation, and they may perhaps remove making a few statements of that nature. prides of our heart? Can't you arrange to Shure yez doan't undershtand yee have be th’ conthrast.” This is the time few misapprehensions by Oh, why were they silent, these WILLIAM'S HAT. T MAY be true that William M, Evarts has a new hat, but it is acci- He took it off the hat-rack while the other man was at din- never occurred to him that it was another case of Grover and the encyclopedia until he was several miles a The arduous labors of William during the late campaign have made him more than usually ab- sent-minded ; and, after all, one mustn't consider a hat so much as the head one is going to put into it. JUST A LITTLE PRECAUTION. Foxp wire—" Why, Charlie! what are you going to bed your hat on HARLIE (just home’ from political meeti Nossin’, m'dear, nossin’ (dic). geri (die) little’ damp an—sh—want to—sh—keep it from shrinkin’. " Always dosh (hic) meetin’ night.” A VALUABLE DOMESTIC. > look me little neater in the house ma'am, It's me that do be goin’ in. rags t' show up th’ fine furnitoor A LOST OPPORTUNITY. Nosopy THOUGHT during the campaign of speaking of some of the candidates as the Whitechapel murderer nobody but Helva Lockwood, and she hadn't the courage. ‘That, in view of the prevalence of English polities in our midst—and which, by the way, we all viewed with alarm—was a great oversight. other week of the disturbance, so that somebody might score th TALL alll give thanks on the day for those exercises, just as if all J won a vietory at the ballot-box; and inde victory is fairly won, (478 MARRIAGE a failure?” asked an interviewer of a happy-lo¢ ing wo “Huh! sid with a sweet surprise, * just look at that new bonnet. SVELANL fond of little-nec extremes meet.” H Would to heaven there could be point, Fall do where the she correspondent, * is said to be very © where clams. ‘This surely is a KAISER smokes cigarettes between the courses of his meals; but we must remember that he can’t smell them. ‘ause he is deaf. at the campaign is over, that a great ws are the dearest old chaps that |. though some of them haven't their election certificates to show for it. THE DEMOCRATIC PARADE of Saturday, October 27th, was very large notwithstanding a great rain, but very dan- gerous, “G exclaimed an aged Hunker, “we shall never survive the mixing of so much wa som : ra pd heaven: MORMONS think ‘ause when they get out of the penitentiary they find some of their wives have gone off to some other men, But some of the wives take the opposite side of the question, and the oftener they marry the more they do so. Jere = SAYS that “John Bull couldn’t run this country in 1876, and he can't fun it now.” And it may be added that he couldn't run it in 1776 nor in 1812.—Rochester Herald. What is the use, dear boy, of making a fuss about such a little matter as a hundred years ‘6 YEAR AGO, It Herald, “ Mrs. James Nader was the mother of twenty-two children, the youngest a few months old.” Very well—very well. If those Mormons are going to gi their regiments and battalions in that way the sooner the inevitable fight comes off the better for the rest of us. c ys the § for?” Just shrink comicbooks.com